Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

NAPPY HEADED HO’s UNITE!

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

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LADIES FIRST TO FIGHT THE POWER

A few months ago when the whole Imus scandal exploded across America and rap music was subsequently thrown under the bus for supposedly teaching Don Imus the words ‘Nappy Headed Ho’ there were some very important voices within the entertainment and Hip-Hop community that were notably silent…

DEBRA L. LEE, president and COO of Black Entertainment Television
SYLVIA RHONE, exec VP of Universal Records
JUDY SMITH, former senior VP of communications, NBC
CHERYL BOONE ISAACS, a governor of the board of motion picture arts

This is just the listing of a small handful of the wealthy African American women that decide the content that we view, listen to and consume within popular media. You might think that one of them might have the courage to stand up and tell Oprah that it isn’t rap artists that determine the imagery of the videos that they perform in. IT IS THESE WOMEN! And others that are in the decision making positions within the entertainment industry.

Women need to stop pretending to be victims and take these women to task that willfully denigrate and disenfranchise you for their own personal monetary gain. The only reason that women are silent in this cause is because they one day hope to be like one of the four women I just mentioned. As long as women continue to pimp each other there will be no equality.

The Hip-Hop Odyssey is kicking off a FREE panel discussion TODAY from 6pm to 730pm at the ImaginAsian Theatre, 239 East 59th Street, Manhattan. The panel is titled ‘Venus Rising: Women Shaping The Future of Hip-Hop Media’. The panelists are all esteemed journalists and media personalities.

Moderator Raquiyah Mays
Martha Diaz
Felicia Palmer
Dream Hampton
Kim Osorio

Let’s see if these women have the courage to speak the truth. The Hip-Hop Odyssey is hosting additional panels and workshops as well as screening Hip-Hop films for the next two weeks. Check out their schedule and activate yourself.

HOTTENTOT VENUS 2006 (ReMix)

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

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The Model Minority was kind enough to lace us a few months back with a blurb on the sad story of the SAARTJIE BAARTMAN, the Venus of Hottentot. This is one of the many tragic African characters that faced the three headed Cerberus of colonialism, racism and supremacy. This character was reviled for her natural ample posterior when in the same Victorian culture women wore an apparatus to give them the image of having such a backside. It’s completely nutty to me when I look at her story now because she was openly persecuted, yet secretly idolized and fetishized for her body.

The two major examples of the mainstream media’s continuous Black woman ass fetish are my brownskin baby momma SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a Court Chocolate a/k/a SHE-HULK and everyone’s favorite high yellow songstress, BeYONCE KNOWLES. Both these ladies are first rate entertainers, but folks in the media can’t get away from what really makes these women popular to them — their big asses.

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The New York Times was remarking on how heavy SERENA had become and they even chirped alongside JOHN McENROE and his superiors that said her extre-tennis lifestyle was ruining her power game. I remember when this same McENROE said that VEUNS and SERENA’s power games were ruining women’s tennis. McENROE should go to Hell and die.

My other Hottentot Venus is the purposely vacuous BeYONCE KNOWLES. I’m not old enough to remember the superstar grooming of DIANA ROSS, but I can see some connections between the two now that BeYONCE has immersed herself into acting. I know why DIANA ROSS tried so hard to get us to like her, because she had a difficult background, but with BeYONCE I am a little disturbed. She is completely overexposed for someone who is reportedly only 26. She’s not just burning herself out but she’s burning me out as well. Her name and likeness is attached tp so much crap they will need to give her brand products their own wing at Wal-Mart by the time she reaches 30.

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I’m all for people coming up in the game and making some money so I don’t begrudge BeYONCE her success it’s just that her rapid oversaturation is going to cause a backlash where we will question what we enjoy about her so much.

In the end(pun wholly intended), the MSM doesn’t care about BeYONCE’s staying power because they will invent some celebrity to replace her even if they have to dig through a D-list garbage pail of Black talent. BUFFIE the Body anyone?

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Pop Music Singers Are Putting Ho’s Out Of Business (ReMix)

Monday, June 4th, 2007

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I have to say that GLAMAZON was talking to me about this subject a while back. Pop music singers are pushing street walkers and ho’s out of business because they are making sex too accessible and too cheap. They’re also making it too young for their immature adolescent consumers to understand it’s ramifications.

This isn’t to say that pop music singers weren’t always glorified prostitutes, both men and women. A bunch of skanky street hustlers with some glitter shirts on. Shaking their money makers for old white men who incidentally preferred men to women. How you doin’ DIDDY?!? The bottom line was that they were all grown azz people and even though it was still pop music their image did not appeal to a younger audience. There were no little girls dressing like the Mary Jane Girls

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or better yet, VANITY 6.

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These were grown azz ho’s and everybody knew that. When they sung about giving oral sex or sticking a finger up a man’s asshole you knew they knew what they were talking about. When I hear sixteen year old CASSIE sing about giving head I have to ask myself, “Self, does this pretty face really know how to lick the underside of my balls as well as tongue kiss my taint?”

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Or is she just another pretty face all dolled up in grown woman’s make up? Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for young woman expressing their natural biological desires, if they feel like they have to. ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY picks up my slack when the age meter dips below 17. It’s just that I am tired of listening to these young girls singing songs about how many cocks they can hold when they haven’t even been peed on yet.

JiggaMan, please handle your young ho protege.

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Ain’t What She Used To Be…

Monday, May 28th, 2007

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Holler back if you remember when six million dollars was like retirement money. Colonel Steve Austin had his whole mainframe pushed back in a plane crash, but then he was able to get his shit bionic’d out for six million dollars. That’s basically like having your entire CPU rebuilt from scratch because you know how much be leftover of people after plane crashes.

Nowadays I think you could only get the x-ray eye for six milly. I want the x-ray eye to see which chicks are wearing the sexy bloomeristics. I wouldn’t get my whole shit redone though. If you get your whole setup rebuilt with the hardbody bionics then the government is gonna want you to do shit for them like special missions and the what not. If you only have an x-ray eye then you can’t be exploited as much. It’s not that I’m lazy and shit but I don’t feel like driving myself crazy. Have you seen how much shit KIEFER SUTHERLAND gets into in only 24 hours? Who needs the headache?!?

My mind flashed back to a simpler time when I was at the gas station this weekend filling up the tank for a quick upstate jumpoff. With gas at these prices I may have to get back on my skateboard this summer.

In other news…
Over ten thousand U.S. Servicemen have suffered life altering injuries while on duty in Iraq or Afghanistan. The government is spending only a fraction of six millions dollars to help restore their quality of life. Peep this blog – War Amputees.

Upon further review, those soldiers need to man the fuck up. Triple amputee to graduate from med school

The DP Dot Com Intern Search…

Friday, May 25th, 2007

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It’s hard out here on a word pimp. I have several projects stuck in development because the website has been shortstaffed this year. Yes, I have a large directory of contributors, but lately only COMBAT JACK and 40 DAWG have been submitting drops for this site. You all should already know where BILLY SUNDAY now does his thing. The time has come for DP Dot Com to begin their very first intern search.

Almost anyone can be an intern here at DP Dot Com. All that is required from you for sure is a love for the blog game. If you have an opinion and it’s relevant to some of the news and events that are happening in the world today then you are DP Dot Com material. DP Dot Com is also an Equal Opportunity Employer. Since our internships don’t have a salary (but you do get free shit over time) we can offer your college or paid employer a letter of recommendation. In the end, what’s better than working at the internets most dangerous website? Here’s a list of some of our open positions…

Tech Guy – Do you understand computers? Good. Because I don’t. I need someone that can help me put music onto the Addict page.

Teen Story Whore – We need someone willing to sleep with people in order to secure gossip and scandals on people that sleep with people to secure gossip. And scandals.

If you know anything about computers and random sex you should send me an e-mail (no ROSIE O’DONNELL).

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