The Army’s new recruitment tactics = Bombs Over Baghdad
Shouts to DP Dot Commenter and cRap Music mogul DUBBLE13 who just returned home from his tour in the desert. If we could just return the remaining hundred thousand plus family members then I wouldn’t feel a kind of way about Iraq.
Getting U.S. forces out of Iraq this decade is getting pushed back further and further like a new Memphis Bleek record. Only six months ago the internets let out a hearty huzzah after the mid-term elections were carried by the Democrats, but the last laugh is still G DUBBZ screwface smirk. His smackdown veto of the most recent Iraq funding bill has chickenshit Democrats scrambling around Capitol Hill looking for their mommies. And some of these dudes want to be elected president in 2008? Give me four years of ‘Crazy Guns’ CHENEY.
More money to fight terrorism! Yaaaaaaay! Just in time too since the info has been declassified that OSAMA BIN LADEN is still making mixtapes from his opium honeycomb cave in the desert. OSAMA drops more mixtapes than Lil’ Wayne does. Truth is I can’t understand either of those fools. I just know that OSAMA is funded by the sales of poppy seeds and Lil’ Wayne pops pills like they are sunflower seeds.
The armed forces need more recruits, but no faggots please. Army recruiters search the internets for fags and then they threaten them. A little homegrown terrorism helps in the fight against terrorists. Or so says the Ku Klux Klan.