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GAME REBELLION Is A Lifestyle Bitches!

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

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Brooklyn was in full E.F.F.E.C.T. last week for the return of the rebel native sons. GAME REBELLION had turned out the SXSW convention along with my negro SAUL WILLIAMS and the even made an AfroPunk stop on the lower east side before coming back to Brooklyn.

The energy was gorgeous and sky-high because GAME REBELLION is one of those bands that brings out the young, flashy, ghetto retro-futuristic shorties that love to wear the high heels. That’s mainly why I fucks with them and this night wasn’t any different.

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Who is that dude rocking a KILL WHITE TEE shirt? Check the New York Giants roster this season boyeeeee!
*F.Y.I. – KILL WHITE TEE’s still available in Men’s medium and large*

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GAME Rebellion – ‘Trapped’

The mosh pit was on and poppin’. I had to get in there and show bigman how to throw them ‘bows.

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GAME Rebellion – ‘Save Me’

The band dropped their classic fan favorites and even some of their new joints. It used to be that the frontman, KINETIC, would take off his shirt and flex his muscles for the ladies. Now that GAME REBELLION are official MySpace superstars they don’t have to strip anymore, they make their audience do it. Trust me, there is no better job in the world than being a rockstar.

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GAME Rebellion – ‘The Sun’

Play the music tracks while you scroll thru the pictures on this drop. I have uploaded all my pics from the show inside BLU CHEEZ’ photo gallery so go there to see more of GAME REBELLION. The world’s most dangerous band.

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THIS MOUTH AIN’T FOR SUCKING PRESIDENTIAL BALLSACHS!

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

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Senator HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON is proposing the most controversial referendum to date on the administration of G DUBBZ by asking the cowards in Congress to repeal the authorization granted to the president to wage the war in Iraq. This is hardbody stuff, but it still falls far short of the calls from Illinois’ and California’s legislators to impeach the president.

I wonder how Congress will react to this grandstand moment from Senator CLINTON especially since G DUBBZ just put the veto smackdown on their bill regarding the spending of funds for Iraq. The senators are all cowards and I can’t imagine that they won’t eventually capitulate to G DUBBZ demands. It’s not him that their afraid of anyhoo, but GRAND MOFF CHENEY.

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Real Life Ho’s Are Coming Up In The Game…

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

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I’ve been trying to tell y’all for the longest time that all the real bonafide ho’s of the world needed to step their games up because all these upstart singers and rappers were about to steal their shine. It looks like my favorite pr0n actress got the memo in time.

LAUREN PHOENIX is this bad little piece of Canadian white meat who sometimes works with me when I go hardbody on my several day blogging benders. I love her because she always makes that face that is part surpise, part satisfaction. Plus, she’s a true party girl who pretty much takes it good in any orifice.

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LAUREN is now modeling for American Apparel and being featured on their classic long tubesocks campaign. Expect to see me in some American Apparel long tubesocks this summer. I gotta show support for my homegirl.

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PUT SHAQUANDA COTTON’s MOMMA IN JAIL!

Friday, May 4th, 2007

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Anyone who names their child SHAQUANDA should be pre-emptively arrested and incarcerated for all the future crimes that their child will commit. You know that there is nothing positive coming from anyone with that name. You can argue that CONDOLEEZA renders that argument moot, but I ask you what has been so positive about her career? Other than the swelling tax brackets for Halliburton shareholders.

Does a name mean anything to the world outside? Does it describe someone’s values or their aspirations? How many of you will be naming your children DALLAS?

Because I have said for years that DALLAS PENN is for the kids’, I will cut right to the chase and give you a few important links to consider before you name your children. The first one gives you a listing of the top twenty whitest names and the top twenty Blackest names for girls. In other words, these are the most popular names for girls along racial lines…

The following list is for the top twenty names for boys comparing white and Black babies…

In honor of my internets brother, The Assimilated Negro, here is the listing of the top twenty ‘crossover’ names. These are the names that had the greatest attraction to both white and Black parents…

A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

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C.S. and I hit up sunny South Beach for a little bit of R & R this past weekend, actually it was C.S. born day on Sunday so the kid thought he would take her to Ocean Drive to be amongst the glamorous and the fabulous. Turns out that some jigfest was also going down in Miami as well and it looked like a gotdamned video shoot. Did these bitches not get the memo?!? Excuse my use of the ‘B’ word for these ho’s, but there they were with their azzcheeks on front street, stumbling around on Collins and Ocean Drive wearing their first pair of stilettos.

I’m mad at these broads because C.S. catches me looking at these ho’s all the time. The only reason I’m looking is because if I see one of my neighbors on the strip and I see she is looking a mess I will tell her to take her ho azz back home and sit down. Call me Captain Save A Ho.

The page went to re-runs for a hot minute and I see that no one is really interested in fucking with the Ghetto Celeb Mathematics. I had two of them joints being drafted up, but y’all have saved me the trouble of fucking with that shit and all the photo-editing work. I will switch my pitch up and get some more new Wig Owners drops back on the page since those seem to be crowd favorites.

This week however is going to be all about Spider-Man and the movie sequel that also premieres this week. We have tons of giveaways to celebrate the movie and comic book culture as well as another Pirate Radio Podcast. DP Dot Com had gone fishing for a minute, but now we’re back on our grizzly fo’ shizzly.

P.S. Don’t eat the fish.

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