Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

CONGOLESE KIDS… AMERICAN GUNS…

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

gully kids

There are times that I realize how safe and ultimately disconnected I actually am here behind my computer. I can spit fire upon devils and dimwits with equal aplomb. Showing both parties the underside of my arse on frequent occasion. It makes me feel smart and victorious. I imagine myself to be worldly and progressive. As long as I keep the rose colored tint on my monitor I don’t ever have to see my reflection and how foolish I truly am.

When I was mining the internets for the images that I abscond with from various locales and URL’s I came across the picture posted above. The caption was interesting in that it described an area in Africa that I had no knowledge of the U.S. being involved in. Somalia, Ethiopia, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, Egypt, the list goes on and on, but there was no Congo mentioned in my mind’s recollection. What resource did Congo contain that would intrigue the United States? It must be diamonds. Or maybe it’s gold. I pray for the people of Congo that is isn’t oil because you see the graveyard that Iraq has become. To my surprise and then my dismay I learned the material that has made the Congo the new millenium’s ‘Killing Fields’.

Coltan is the compound name for the minerals columbite and tantalite. This combination forms a metallic ore that is used in the creation of capacitors for electronic equipment like cell phones, computers, video games and personal audio devices. The surge in demand for these items has fueled the mining exploitation and civil war in the Congo. The United States provided the military training and arms for the Rwandan guerilla forces that would invade the Congo and start the war. The civil war continues unabated after nearly four million people have been killed because of it. Forget about Iraq, and don’t even mention Darfur, there is a civil war being fought right now and the blood is on your hands because it’s inside your handheld PDA. The blood in on my hands as well as I type away on my laptop.

Gotdamn this capitalist devil tricks me to dance with him at every turn. I can’t escape his clutch and I don’t think that I want to. I’m not hardbody enough to live my life without watching television or drinking alcohol or giving a prostitute forty fucking dollars. The only way for me to save the Earth would be for me to kill myself and permanently remove my carbon footprint from the globe, but that would suck since I have some kick azz NetFlix movies coming to my house. I tried to stop supporting diamonds that didn’t have the Kymberli certificate until I learned that diamonds are so easily smuggled across borders that even one with a certificate is prah’lee from a conflict region. I try to be a good person too by not staring at retarded people directly into their eyes. It’s difficult and when they catch me I look away quickly.

I would like to be some kind of hero to the people, but in all honesty I am as shallow and lazy as the worst person. If I had to choose between my comfort and the convenience of communication that my computer and cell phone provide and whether or not a few hundred booty scratchers get to see another morrow… They should do like RON JEREMY and kiss their azzes goodbye. I’m not courageous or commendable enough to care about some people that I will prah’lee never meet. Now I see why white is always throwing money around to SALLY STRUTHERS and the whatnot. I’m starting to feel the guilt that privileges have to deal with. I will give a bum on the subway a dollar tomorrow and pray that this feeling goes away.

Oh, and yeah, KILL YO’ FUCKIN’ iPOD!

Bring A White Girl Night

Monday, February 12th, 2007

flyr

PRINCE PAUL has renamed his Monday night gig at the trendy nightspot APT after another popular trend. I’ll be in the building because DP dot com loves the other white meat.

Speaking of the other white meat… Why is everybody screaming bloody murder about CRISTINA AGUILIERA’s performance of ‘It’s a Man’s World’? I think she honored the legend and spirit of JAMES BROWN in her ability and showmanship. She sang her tiny little heart out while down on her knees which by the way, is a good look for every woman if you ask me.

It’s the Grammys themselves that are full of shit for giving the Godfather a one song tribute, but peep this funky shit… In one night the Dixie Chicks won more Grammys than JAMES BROWN did for his ENTIRE career. And that includes all of the years during the 60’s and 70’s that he ruled the charts with hit songs. Say it loud…

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A GOTDAMN GRAMMY?!?

THINGS FALL APART…

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

just us

The SEAN BELL case was a perfect storm if ever I thought I saw one. It involved poor people and well-armed overly zealous cops. The victims were totally profiled and targeted by these cops and the final result was amazing in that all the victims weren’t killed. The intensity that the police then brought into the community in order to discredit these victims was classic supremacist terrorism.

I was anxious to see what would happen when the remaining victims recovered from their gunshot wounds. Would their recollection be the damning accounts to send these devil cops back to hell? We wrote, we protested, we marched and secretly we prayed. If we could establish our value within the system of supremacy, then maybe we could convince our brothers and sisters of their own self worth. This was the beautiful dream.

As the victims recovered and returned to their communities it became painful and brutally honest to see that one of the victims had no more consideration for SEAN BELL, then SEAN BELL would have had for a remote stranger. TRENT BENEFIELD comes from the safe southeast Queens New York neighborhood as FISTY SCENT. For him and others in the ‘hood that have been marginalized the ethos of ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’ is valid and somewhat progressive. TRENT BENEFIELD is now the million dollar man in his southside neighborhood.

My folks at PARDONMEDUKE dot com found TRENT’s MySpace page. Go peep some of the images of him lavishing himself with his new found fortune. These are the people that I wrote, protested and marched for. Ultimately, these are the type of people that we should all pray for. The folks that think they have only two options… Get Rich or Die Trying.

foolio

LIGHTSKINT IS THE NEW BLACK!

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

al b

I pretend to be a smart guy on the internets, but it’s the readers of this site that are really the smart folks with their antennaes tuned into reality. The big homey 40 DIESEL reminded me what was really at stake during the NFL’s Super Bowl and how a loss by the Colts could have meant another seven years in purgatory for the lightskinned Black man.

The lightskinned Black man has become a dinosaur in recent years, almost extinct and forgotten due to the successes of people like MICHAEL JORDAN, PIDDY, FISTY SCENT and ISAIAH WASHINGTON. If we were ever going to have another chance to lead the Black team we needed someone to break through for us in a big way. No SHEMAR MOORE.

We thought we had TIGER down with us, but then he ups and claims an unknown racial team – Calablanasian?!? Do they even have a basketball squad?

There were tons of lightskinned men defecting from the ranks to join the ‘bi-racial’ team. And I also wondered why nobody claims to be ‘tri-racial’? Oh, yeah that’s right, MARIAH CAREY did once, my badd.

So it was TONY DUNGY versus LOVIE SMITH in the Black Like Me supremacy showdown. House negro versus field negro to determine once and for all if I could mention the name of my hero again. And what do you know? The house negroes got the win. AL B. SURE videos can once again be enjoyed by the masses. Please Blacker people, don’t hate us because we’re lightskint. Hate us because we look better than you.

al b

CHRISTOPHER WILLIAMS IS NOT DEAD!

THE BRAIN GOES ALL IN…

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

the brain

I can give you eight quick reasons why RUDOLPH GIULIANI is wasting millions of T.I. dollars on his presidential ambitions. The letters in his last name.

G – I – U – L – I – A – N – I

The United States has NEVER had a president whose last name ended in a vowel sound. McKINLEY and KENNEDY notwithstanding, and there was this guy named MONROE, but after that nobody. Do you remember how GIULIANI’s umbrella holder BERNARD KERIK was shredded by the Senate? That shit was so embarrassing dude can’t even come back into the ‘hood anymore.

My gut feeling is that GIULIANI is being gassed up by some G.O.P. operatives since he can get blinded when he is chasing power. These cats are gonna pull out the rug from under him something awful. They’ll expose him for cheating on his wife and abandoning his children because his son is mildly retarded. All of this will make JEB BUSH and JOHN McCAIN seem normal by contrast.

As an aside, did GIULIANI have CHRISTYNE LATEGANO disappeared?