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NYC PUBLIC SCHOOLS CHANCELLOR Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

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If Hip-Hop has any chance at bringing a lasting and positive influence into the lives of people there has to a return of the mindset that knowledge rules supreme over nearly everyone. I understand that is a wild cliche, but its more truth now than it was in previous years. As a nation we are becoming dumber and dumber. S.A.T. scores are tumbling across the board. If it weren’t for Asian kids we’d be a nation where our next generation is borderline retard.

Hip-Hop has defined the cultural values for American youth for more than a decade. The Hip-Hop music that currently dominates the airwaves of commercial stations is derived from simplistic monosyllabic nursery ryhmes or it tells the story of material aquisition as the benchmark for social mobility. If the kids that listen to and live the Hip-Hop lifestyle are to become viable, responsible adults we will need iconic artists to redefine their values. Books over bling sounds too simplistic, but ultimately without a reduction in the consumerism ethos of these artists we won’t see any progress. At least JAY-Z could maybe write a song about why New York City schools are so miserably underfunded by the State. ‘Dear Summer School’ or some shit.

For VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week some NYC public school students may end up hopping trains and buses to get to school because they don’t have transit cards. The city’s schools chancellor JOEL KLEIN has mandated that all students register for their transit cards. The thinking is that many kids receive these passes and they don’t use them. This costs the city millions of dollars since the crooks at the Metropolitan Transit Authority invoice the city for each card they issue. I have a more novel idea, the city should take over the MTA and discontinue the flow of patronage cash it brings to upstate politicians. Charging kids money to get to school is essentially like levying another tax on their parents.

DALLASPENN dot com is for the children.

DALLASPENN dot com is HIP-HOP.

HEZBOLLAH Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

hezbollah

or
“So You Wanna Be A ‘Bollah, Shot Collah, Brollah?!?
You be hanging in the caves with Hezbollah,
Al Queda readin’ The Fader, smokin’ ‘dro with JADA,
OSAMA, the bomber, smoke now get locked up later”

DIDDY’s ‘Press Play’ in stores next week

I know some of you have moved on from this Hezbollah storyline since the Israeli troops have pulled their peckers out of Lebanon like the cheap arab whore that she is, but I’m still here on the ground in the rubble with the people of Beirut. Many of these moderate folks that would have nothing to do with a Hezbollah have become extremeists themselves after having their way of life torn asunder like so much the linen burkha sold in the dime store shops here in Lebanon.

These are people that would never have considered clashing with Israel prior to this summer because they understood that there wasn’t any future in fucking with Tel Aviv’s money. Now that their city looks like the Beirut that we in America sometimes refer to as the South Bronx people are wondering what happens next. It’s not like people just lost property and material possessions, there were tons of Lebanese children slaughtered in the conflict. Me and the Israeli army call that post-partum terrorist birth control.

It’s a fucked up thing to say, but at the end of the day either these moderate arabs get with this Zionist program and dismiss those malcontent extremists or there will be more kufi smacking going on in these parts.

And that’s kufi smacking with a capital chaos.

KIM JONG Does Not Care About Hip-Hop Honors Week…

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

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So now it’s time to kick off some of my Hip-Hop Honors week posts and this neggar, Korean president, KIM JONG IL is stealing all of my headline shine. I am pissed that the mainstream media is all stunned by this dudes 7:30 behavior.

The niggas last name is ILL!!!

That says it all in my mind. Of course this dude is gonna try to pop off with the pop off, he was born to do it. If your parent names you SHISHABONAYASIA, of course you are gonna be a skrippa and have several babies out of wedlock. When you meet some girl with that name you never assume she can read, because you know she can’t. Books were prah’lee banned in her house. By the same measure, if a man is named BUCK WHYLINS then you should equally assume that he is going to have difficulty with the whole sobreity thing. Now as far as KIM JONG IL fucking up VH-1’s Hip-Hop Honors week with all of his nuclear proliferation he was probably watching some of the previews leading up to the awards show when he heard that Hip-Hop music was the bomb. He must have gotten pissed off and said, “NO! I have the bomb, fuck a Miss Info!”

In the meanwhile, I have decided to boycott one of my favorite little dumpling shops, MANDOO Bar, until this dude stops acting out of pocket. Trust me this is hurting me too because MANDOO is hell’a inexpensive and them Korean niggas have this sick shrimp pancake jumpoff, plus their homemade kim chee is wild good.

KIM JONG, if you want me to stop boycotting Korean food I think you should add an ‘M’ and a ‘K’ to your last name. Take it from BeYONCE and her moms, milk does a body good.

milky

OAKTOWN STAND UP!?!

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

reggie

Other than my New York Mets, the Major League Baseball playoffs have become the representation for some long forgotten ‘hoods. When I think of Detroit, St. Louis and Oakland I think of three urban centres that didn’t even get any money during the BILL CLINTON era so you can only imagine how forgotten they are under the son of a BUSH regime.

I remember visiting Detroit in 2003 and peeping how many homeless Black men there were. Detroit was so fucked up that I remember seeing a vacant office building tha!t had once housed a Foot Locker store at the ground floor, and the goddamned signage was falling off the facade. What kind of godforsaken city are you living in where the niggas let the sneaker store go out of business?

These were vibrant and vital areas to the growth of Hip-Hop as an artistic movement and I thought I should take a moment to highlight to highlight some of the artists and musicians that made these cities special.

TOO SHORT
This dude was the blueprint for the independent distribution effort that leads to a major label deal. Original TOO SHORT cassette tapes sell on eBay for upwards of $200 dollars. That’s major playin’.

TRICK TRICK
Fuck what you heard, this dude is one of the realest to ever grab a mic. Miami’s TRICK DADDY found out the hard way that these Detroit boys don’t play. When I was in Detroit to interview EMINEM for his mega-concert at Ford Field I ran into TRICK TRICK and his crew. In a short time they let me see who really runs the ‘D’.

NELLY
The only things that come from St. Louis are queers and beer (nullus to BOL). Your boy NELSON got on a DWIGHT GOODEN throwback in this video. Clairvoyant? I think so.

Did You Kiss A Mexican In The Mouth Today?!?

Monday, October 9th, 2006

chica

Every Columbus Day I feel like taking a Mexican girl back to my apartment and getting all conquistador on her little love box.

In honor of the fact that the Mexicans rolled out the red carpets for the Spaniards like it was the Hip Hop Honors Awards I will save the date rape for another day and just tune in to my homey TONY’s KANSAS CITY.

It’s way easier than carrying some girl up four flights of stairs inside a duffle bag.