Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

The Re-Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

ralph kramden

It didn’t take too long for the great American pretext of race to show its face as the Transit Workers Union in New York City bargains to maintain their quality of life. The city’s Mayor, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG has called the Metropolitan Transportation Authority workers “thugs” and the Governor of New York has deemed the strike illegal.

Mayor Bloomberg’s chief argument against these workers is that there are people that want to sell things to New York City’s consumers whose bottom line is being inconvenienced by the strike. WTF?!? I used to biggup MICHAEL BLOOMBERG to anyone that would listen to me because he appeared to be the most progressive politician I had seen in a long time, but now that all the votes are in the Mayor has sided against his own NYC constituents. MTA workers live in the city, they raise their families in the city and they too consume retail goods in the city. If the Mayor was keeping it real he would have blasted the MTA management for their MIS-management of the BILLIONS of dollars of cash that flow through the system. The MTA attempted to give away their billion dollar surplus in order to wash their accounting books before they sat down to contract negotiations with the Transit Workers Union.

I support the MTA workers and I feel sorry for them that they have to bear the figurative cross for the nations’ workforce. From greedy multi-national telecommunication companies like Verizon to barbarous retailers like Wal-Mart, the American worker has been kicked to the curb by capitalism. Who will stand up for our rights to fair wages? Who will stand up for the families of these union members who must also attend schools and work and consume?

Too bad for America that the MTA is filled with so many people of color that it prevents the proper framing of these workers demands for a fair living wage. Like DE LA SOUL said, “the stakes is high” and we are all at a socio-economic-political crossroads. Your phone is tapped, your azz is in debt and your dreams of entering the middle class are evaporating as quickly as the thin veneer that hides the racial and class schisms of New York City.

NEW YORK CITY = JOAN RIVERS

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

dead man walking

New York City has become just like that rich bitch JOAN RIVERS. From a far off distance she looks downright fuckable, but when you are inside of it you realize that everything ain’t what it’s made up to be. New York City might be as old as she is too.

Just like every major American metropolis NYC has seen a tremendous upswing in luxury residential development. I can understand seeing this in areas and neighborhoods that have always supported that construction, but to see it in the ‘hood is somewhat shocking and offensive. I’m not offended by the new development because the ‘hood is always the last on the pecking order for receiving an influx of capital projects renewal cash. What pisses me off is the use of the word ‘luxury’ for a property that is outfitted with the minimum required habitable amenities.

RUNNING WATER BUILDING = LUXURY
WORKING ELEVATOR BUILDING = LUXURY
NON-SLEEPING DOORMAN BUILDING = LUXURY

It’s like folks in the ‘hood don’t know any better. What they do know is that it wasn’t until children of privilege started buying up property that the sanitation department started making bi-weekly visits. And it wasn’t until the children of privilege moved in that the grocery store started selling milk that hadn’t expired last month. Including that nasty azz soy milk. And the ‘hood knows that it wasn’t until the children of privilege moved onto the block that the police finally started walking the beat.

The ‘hood payed as much taxes as anyone before the center city’s ‘revitalization’ began. The taxes that are associated with lousy city services, low grade consumer goods and half azzed supermarkets. Now the city is telling the ‘hood to pack up their bags again if they can’t take the weight of this new development. I am all for new development, but how about letting me develop some small businesses with affordable commercial space? How about letting me develop some skilled workers with training centers that teach long term construction skills like welding, millworking, carpentry and plumbing?

We will need people that can service all these luxury residences as opposed to more clueless, skillless, jobless, homeless people standing outside of these high rises living out of garbage bags on the sidewalks.

I’m just sayin’.

billy's soho condo

JOE LIEBERMAN: With Friends Like These…

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

cheney

Politricks makes for strange bedfellows is never more transparent the closer you get to November. There is hell of jockeying going on down on the Beltway as people try to save their political ambitions from the hands of a fickle voting public. Connecticut’s JOE LIEBERMAN is one of the first big names to get bumped off his post. DICK ‘They shootin’! Ha, made you look’ CHENEY has rushed to his side to defend his record in the Senate. Uhhh, thanks DICK, but no thanks.

It’s finally trickling down that the American public is fed up with all this talk of war abroad when we are looking at a significant downturn of the economy and our own domestic way of life. Connecticut in particular has seen crime skyrocket in towns like Hartford and New Haven. LIEBERMAN wasn’t aided much by his reputation as a pro-Israel policymaker. Many are blaming our invasion of Iraq as something that was brokered between the White House and Tel Aviv. I don’t necessarily agree with that because I know that supremacy would have scheduled the Iraqi occupation sooner or later. There’s oil in them thar hills, nah’mean?!?

The upcoming primaries will give us a hint to the future. Is this the first sign for a major shift in policymakers down on the Beltway or is JOE just the sacrificial lamb for the masses? With friends like DICK and GEORGE you may never need an enemy.

Pop Music Singers Are Putting Ho’s Out Of Business

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Mz.B

I have to say that GLAMAZON was talking to me about this subject a while back. Pop music singers are pushing street walkers and ho’s out of business because they are making sex too accessible and too cheap. They’re also making it too young for their immature adolescent consumers to understand it’s ramifications.

This isn’t to say that pop music singers weren’t always glorified prostitutes, both men and women. A bunch of skanky street hustlers with some glitter shirts on. Shaking their money makers for old white men who incidentally preferred men to women. How you doin’ DIDDY?!? The bottom line was that they were all grown azz people and even though it was still pop music their image did not appeal to a younger audience. There were no little girls dressing like the Mary Jane Girls

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or better yet, VANITY 6.

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These were grown azz ho’s and everybody knew that. When they sung about giving oral sex or sticking a finger up a man’s asshole you knew they knew what they were talking about. When I hear sixteen year old CASSIE sing about giving head I have to ask myself, “Self, does this pretty face really know how to lick the underside of my balls as well as tongue kiss my taint?”

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Or is she just another pretty face all dolled up in grown woman’s make up? Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for young woman expressing their natural biological desires, if they feel like they have to. ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY picks up my slack when the age meter dips below 17. It’s just that I am tired of listening to these young girls singing songs about how many cocks they can hold when they haven’t even been peed on yet.

JiggaMan, please handle your young ho protege.

rihanna

All Day I Dream About STALIN…

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

fidel

or FIDEL CASTRO, Superstar!

I was like, “Awwwwww ish! Look who took a trick out of TUPAC’s manbag and brought himself back from the dead?!?”

FIDEL CASTRO is looking mighty snazzy in that Adidas track suit too. If I were styling him I would have gone with a more socialist look like a Blue Ribbon Sports warm-up jacket, but I guess I’m just a company man through and through.

So now I think the only logical question that is next for FIDEL to answer is which pair of Superstars to rock?

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