Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

The 2006 B.E.T. Awards… WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

hudlin

They need to start broadcasting this awards show on June 19th because I have never seen Black people come together like they do for this moment. Meanwhile, back in the ‘hood, little boys can’t read. The bank won’t give me a loan to buy the property that I rent while people from all over the place are moving into my neighborhood. A new study finds that at least I can hear better than my new neighbors. And I am telling you that dude called me a nigger in his mind.

Awwww fuck it, SHONQUAYSHAH pass the remote and fix the upside down coat hanger in the television, we gon’ watch us some BeYONCE. In the last five years can you imagine the number of jig children that have been named BeYONCE, ALIZE and CRISTAL? If you’re Black and you read this blog I have one bit of advice for you. Get a jump on the rest of your family and kill yourself now. We are barreling out of control on a journey to hell in a handbasket. By the by, have you seen those new Louis Vuitton ads featuring PHARRELL?

GAME REBELLION LIVE TONITE!!!

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

rebels

This was supposed to be a small closed event for the record labels, so the label reps could get an idea of what GAME Rebellion is made of…

Well FUCK THAT!!! The Rebellion is made of OUR people so we want all y’all there…

Circuit TV & MTV producers are filming…

Wed., June 28th, 2006
Doors open 8:00 PM
Show: 8:30 PM sharp
Be on time, we taking off with or without you
@ Arlene’s Grocery
95 Stanton Street
b/w Orchard & Ludlow
F train to 2nd Ave.
For info: (212)358-1633

See you at the show!

Check out the Rebels on myspace

The Internets Have Spoken!

Monday, June 26th, 2006

free huey

This website is one of the last bastions of true democracy. It is a website for the people by the people who know people that like other people. Without a civilized and sophisticated readership to patrol the pages and postings on this site we might just become another place on the web for Negro nonsense that no one bothers to visit.

While doing a cursory review of the blogroll that runs along the right hand side bar of this site I came to visit the thinking man’s Hip-Hop site, OH WORD!. They broached an interesting question over there when they asked their readers if the porn photographs at DALLASPENN dot com ruin the otherwise enjoyable content that the site posts. All the commenters agreed that the porn pictures at DALLASPENN dot com made the site less then enjoyable when attempting to share the content with friends and/or co-workers.

This information is important to us here at DALLASPENN dot com. We like to think that the experience that you gain from visiting this site will be enlightening and also entertaining. Since there are only 7 people that visit this site we would consider ourselves foolish to lose 3 viewers because our image selection was inappropriate. That’s like 85% or something like that (excuse us, we went to the BONZO G DUBBZ math training academy). Even though we considered the photos of men and women in various states of undress to NOT be pornography since there were no areolas or genitalia indicated we will cease and desist form using those images on any future DALLASPENN dot com posts.

If any readers would like to visit a private phot gallery that hosts those images please send BLU CHEEZ an e-mail and he will issue you his personal password for access to those galleries. In the meantime I guess we will ask BLU CHEEZ to search his photo archive for images that will not be as offensive to the prudent readers that view this site.

Thank you for your consideration.

lady on lady

g.e.i.c.o.

maaco

Where The Hell Is CISSY HOUSTON?!?

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

bobbi k

Somebody need to stop the madness with little BOBBI KRISTINA before I see her on the cover of the August ‘Black Tail’ magazine.

bobbi k

bobbi k

As always, crunk shiite provided by CRUNK and Disorderly

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Saturday, June 24th, 2006

paris graff

This session of B.S.L.N.F.F. goes out to the pioneers that had a mind to fuse Hip-Hop with punk rock to create a unified voice of the people. Speaking on themes of police brutality and government coruption, punk rock was just as real as rap music was. This union was sabotaged when the record industry decided that rap could only be made by Blacks and punk rock could only be done by white. Blondie’s ‘Rapture’ became a new wave novelty and the band Bad Brains… well, how many of you have heard of Bad Brains?

I liked The Clash because they were a groove driven punk band and because they always gave mad props to graff kids and Hip-Hop.