Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Ass Backwards Indonesia…

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

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The ultra othodox reactionary Islamic nation of Indonesia just put a law into affect that bans tightpants.

Not from rappers like Lil’ Wang, but from women.

Men dressing up like women in Indonesia will still be acceptable

The Clown Is On The Ba[ll]sachs…

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

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^ And this sign I saw on an NYC bus is the proof.

I hit up El Gringo Colombiano to show him what the meme he created had become. Even corporate America is now embracing the pause button [ll]. Casimir pointed out however that McDonald’s was in fact pausing its own product which makes their swagger jack even more interesting.

Is McDonald’s warning us that their sweet tea product which has an undisclosed amount of High Fructose Corn Syrup can actually make you ghey? I wonder if they are trying to forewarn consumers that their beverage will put so much sugar in your tank that you will let Grimace fingerbang you?

And is Grimace a man or a woman? I feel like one of the fry guys is a fag too.

El Gringo Colombiano had an idea to hire Combat Jack Esquire to sue McDonald’s for intellectual property theft, but I had to nix that. Being that we like to consider ourselves as Web3.0 I think the best way to deal with the clown is to make the third and final installment of the Ghetto Big Mac trilogy.

We gotta tell the clown to show the internets some respect.

But first we got your ‘Stadium Status’…

WEED >>> COKE…

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

jamaica

Jamaica has one single avenue for feeding its people and that is being taken away from them.

It’s not like the Jamaicans are being conscripted to traffick cocaine, the Mexicans are doing that shit hardbody.

Jamaicans have weed and Christy’s of Flatbush Ave beef patties and that is it. So it’s no small wonder that civilians are willing to die for their weed owners. No one else is putting bread on their tables. Certainly not the government which has been hamstrung by the International Monetary Fund.

Someone better tall these rich folks to come up off of some of their stacks so that these poor people can get a meal. Jamaica isn’t much different from Camden, New Orleans, Detroit, or Brooklyn.

The ICs Thank You…

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

connie mack

Connie Mack Stadium, one of our dearly departed…

Thanks to all of the producers who contributed to the Kickstarter fund that enabled the production of ‘Stadium Status’.

This is the iNternets Celebrities latest and greatest movie. We’re hosting a special screening of the film at the Brooklyn central public library at Grand Army Plaza a week from tonite. Here are the details via Facebook.

An Evening with the Internets Celebrities

Date: Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Time: 7:00pm – 9:00pm
Location: Central Library, Dweck Center
Address: 2 Eastern Parkway

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10 Crack Commandments…

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

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Happy New Year to Notorious…

My peoples sent me this trailer from the film he has been working on. It’s called ‘The 10 Crack Commandments’. This shit looks crazy to def.