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WEE DEED EET!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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The Internets Celebrities were able to raise the money we needed to Kickstart our next film project – Stadium Status.

Thanks goes out to you, the internets, for your fierce loyalty to our brand of video journalism. The Kickstarter effort was tremendous and it made us realize that you really appreciate the way that we go in on topics.

Don’t fret though if you still haven’t pledged any amount, the Kickstarter window is open for a few more days for you to select any of the funding options you would like.

Especially the $2 option which is my fave because then I know that you fux with our work and I don’t have to come over to your house to walk your dogs.

Posted in 5 Elements, HUFF YOU!, iNternets Celebrities, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit | 6 Comments »

Thinking Outside Of The Bun…

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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Supremacy is good for shits and giggles when its done properly. Amos and Andy? Heeeelarious. The breaking of Kunta Kinte? Not so much. Making fun of people with different customs is the best when someone from that particular group is the one doing the jokes. RUSH LIMBAUGH talking shit about Mexicans isn’t as awesome as a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon.

BOB GRIESE had a touch of the Limbaugh vocal diarrhea when he made the televised comment that JUAN PABLO MONTOYA was “out having a taco”, in reference to MONTOYA’s standing on the NASCAR leaderboard. Because MONTOYA is a Colombian the GRIESE comment has been posited as a slight. I don’t see it that way though. If GRIESE had said that MONTOYA was eating a bandeja paisa or sniffing an ounce of fisscale that might could be considered a slight.

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White on white crime?

Racism makes no fuckin’ sense. How is this white dude gonna be a racist to this other white dude? Just cause a guy speaks spanish are you telling me that he can’t be a white dude anymore? I wish someone would explain to me who the fux is really white and who is just passing for teh white. This means that El Gringo Colombiano is no longer a white dude. Now he’s just a Mexican like Tony’s Kansas City. Tony what up?

And what is so wrong with getting a taco? Who doesn’t enjoy the crunchy meat filled flavor of a taco? I goes apeshit for Chipotle tacos. The only way people could get upset over a taco is if they were a racist and you gave them one of those new Taco Bell black tacos, but even a virulent racist would have to admit that for $.89cents a black taco was a good deal. Racism is still fucked the fuck up, but a supremacist’s gastrointestinal system recognizes great taste and his wallet respects a great price.

Somebody get the execs from Disney and PepsiCo on the horn so we can shoot a Taco Bell black taco commercial with GRIESE and MONTOYA.

DP.com Supremacy Corporate Synergy FTW.

Let us be your subversive advert agency.

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Posted in Harpers Weekly Review, Ho Sit Down!, Social Upheaval, Sports are Gay, Talking Shit, Weird Science, white | 3 Comments »

How The West Was White…

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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The morning news is featuring the story of this hotel owner in New Mexico who forbade the spanish speaking employees from speaking spanish in his presence. Ha, good luck with that in NEW MEXICO. Good luck with that anywhere in the U.S. for that matter.

The hotel owner also told the employees to remove the ethnicity from their names. Marcos begat Mark and Martin begat Martin. But we all know that spanish folks love to say ‘Marteeeen’. Hell, I love to sy it my damn self. Do you remember that scene from ‘Roots’ where Lavar Burton gets publicly whipped until he calls himself Toby?

That was awesome.

Everybody loves this scene. It’s the ultimate description of being owned.

The hotel owner probably lives for the characters that John Wayne portrayed who came into the wild, untamed west and shot Indians in the back and burned the squaws and children alive in their teepees.

Sadly, the hotel owner can’t do that nowadays because of these stupid laws giving rights to the savages but he will be good and sure that his plantation is overseen correctly. This was always America. Living in New York its easy to forget this on most days when police aren’t throwing 50 bullets at you.

The hotel owner’s mandated cultural appropriation isn’t odd to him. It’s what John Wayne would have done on the silver screen. But do we all know about John Wayne’s lifestyle when he wasn’t making a movie?

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Posted in Blipsters = Hipsters, Harpers Weekly Review, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Social Upheaval, When I Reminisce..., white | 17 Comments »

Tastemakers And Influenzas…

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

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The White House is going to need to do its best marketing job evar to convince me to take a shot of the flu. And if receiving small doses of the flu keeps you from getting really sick then I want a ‘poverty’ vaccination so that I never end up really destitute.

Obama declares swine flu national emergency

There’s very little humor in that headline. By declaring flu a national emergency you are subsequently labeling anyone with the sniffles as a potential terrorist threat. In the new culture of big brother overseers it isn’t a stretch that co-workers will be anxious to report the person who sneezes or coughs tooo much for their liking.

I just watched a video which describes the methods that people in America will be quarantined in the event that martial law is declared in an infected area. It wasn’t that scary either. Provided they airlift food to the infected folks regularly the zombies were mostly held in check. Controlling the zombies is an everlasting key to survival.

So how does the president convince people to receive this ‘flu’ shot when they don’t want it? I’ve seen articles and interviews from doctors that have volunteered their own children to be inoculated with an experimental vaccine. You would imagine that if a doctor would put his own child through this it would be safe but what if his kids were all adopted?

I’ve got friends in various healthcare related fields that have had the flu shot mandated by their employers. Thats the part of universal healthcare that sucks. I don’t want to have any medicine forced down my throat. All of this recalls the buildup around the supposed swine flu epidemic of the 1970’s where the vaccine drug’s harmful side effects gave some people neurological damage.

At least we got some cool PSA commercials out of the deal that we can roll out today via YouTube.

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The American Dream Is In The Outhouse…

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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The fact that Wall Street has returned to gifting executives millions of dollars in bonuses says that we are right back where we failed during the previous administration, EXCEPT the unemployment rate has gone up AND housing prices are continuing to fall. Unemployment is bad enough but ring the alarm for housing prices in decline. That American dream is buttressed on owning a home.

7 Reasons Housing Is Doomed (no M.F.)

It isn’t simply owning a home either but the ideal that home ownership was a path to becoming middle class. It gave your family stability and equity that you could assume risk against to start college loans or even consider retirement. That dream is over now for Americans. Until we regulate the brazen recklessness of Wall Street we will not be able to truly stabilize our economy. Putting Wall Street in a headlock isn’t the final solution either, however it is a start.

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