Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Killing My Computer…

Friday, September 4th, 2009

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Addicted to the web?

Hell’s chea!

I go offline this weekend to catch up with my personal life and reconnect with my personal wife. I haven’t seen Chocolate Snowflake for more than eight hours in the last four weeks. I’m addicted to many things and the web is one of them. Hopefully my cold turkey approach will help me return to you folks post-Labor day with some fantastic new content.

While I attempt to put the chi back in my Chea I would respectfully ask you to visit some of the websites I have linked underneath the drop. These folks are smart, funny and dedicated messengers empowered with the interconnected networks. They all have faith and believe in the word. The word came first. Always. See y’all on the other side. Peace.

Who Walk In Brooklyn

Proper Talks

Reading & Writing Is For Dumb People

Payment’s Due

Scritch & Scratch

To Kill A Mouse…

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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I can’t front when I tell you how sad I was that Marvel Entertainment was being acquired by the Disney Corporation. I felt like Marvel had just turned a corner with their motion pictures production company and I was very hopeful that I would see more media that lent itself to the renegade storytelling capacity which their comicbooks had possessed for decades.

The Iron Man movie and the latest Hulk feature film were the proof positive as well as Marvel’s animation department which turned out some great features earlier this year. That Hugh Jagoff Wolverine P.O.S. (piece-o-shit) wasn’t totally Marvel’s fault because their studio didn’t have final say. Actually, Wolverine was the kind of film I could imagine coming from the Disney camp.

The final details for the acquisition stil haven’t been made public but the language that has been bandied about so far is foreboding of what you can think a multinational corporation does when they takeover a property. The deals that Marvel has made with other movie studios can’t be altered. Yet. But don’t think that Disney’s lawyers won’t be hands-on for everything.

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You can rest assured that Balactus will never see the light of day again. Disney lawyers are infamously venomous in protecting the iconography they own. They have no reservations about taking candy from babies or slapping women on a Sunday. With almost 4 billion dollars on the line they are going to be extra aggressive in making sure they get their money’s worth.

Maybe I’m just a horrible cynic though? Maybe this was the deal that STAN LEE always wanted in the first place? To have his body cryogenically frozen in the same icebox as racist ass WALT DISNEY. Too bad that JACK KIRBY went to the blue side of the moon several years ago. This pic of STAN LEE makes me think of HUGH HEFNER [ll]. Now I wonder when Disney will purchase Playboy?

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Police Brutality In Black & White…

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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A nice story from Wyoming is about the old codger pictured above who had his ass tasered by the county mounties during the tractor pull at the state fair.

White is so unaccustomed to police brutality that they were ready to riot at their apparent niggerization.

Imagine if the state troopers had thrown fifty bullets at this dude for ramming his tractor into their cruiser?

Since he is a senior citizen maybe the cops could have simply put two shotgun shells on his ass like they did to ELEANOR BUMPURS instead of just an electric shock?

The Vend Diagram…

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

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This iNternets Celebrities are the ebony and ivory that MICHAEL JACKSON and PAUL McCARTNEY dreamed of…

In our newest video project we bring our camera to the streets of NYC to see how the retail frontlines are coping with with our effed the eff up economy. Being the most official bootleg journalists of the internets means that we even go into deep cover mode.

The i.C.’s become street vendors for a day just to experience the lifestyle on the other side of the collapsible table game. Being a street vendor is hardbody work for real. It’s not a life that most people would choose. In a way, it chooses you.

Just like a racehorse does, or an expensive prostitute.

Podcasting For the King Of Pop…

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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The good vibes I took back home with me from the MJ celebration helped me make this latest podcast.

You will never lose when you use music from MICHAEL JACKSON.

Had I put on the elbow pads and shinguards this joint would have been even better.