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Broke No Joke…

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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I’ve got no one to blame but myself for the fact that I am broker than a muvv right now. A few months ago I thought I was getting on a spaceship so I stopped paying my bills and I started getting fresh(er). My spaceship turned into a pumpkin so I am back to life, back to reality.

The ice water wake up call came from some lawyers that my mortgage company hired to scare the shit out of me with a foreclosure notice. Thankfully I’m not going to be marshalled out of my crib. I might not have any telephone or lights for a few weeks but I will still have the roof over my head.

I tell you all of this in case you had a couple of bucks sitting in the PayPal that you weren’t sure what to do with. Believe me when I tell you that I don’t want to impose myself on anyone’s recreational drug bidget. Lord knows we needs our medicines. I’m just rattling the tip jar for the user supported programming here on this site.

Until I get the ticket to the spaceship it’s gonna be just us over here hollerin’ for justice everywhere. You already know how we do it. Just click on the PRA’LI box over to your right and drop a little whatever you might feel. These is mos definitely your internets and I’m only the janitor out the muvv. Thx.

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Posted in Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Social Upheaval, The MGMT | 8 Comments »

And Then There Were None…

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

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America’s de facto prince has bid us goodnight and farewell.

For the most part white smartened up after watching the other KENNEDY’s get cut down like grass. TED KENNEDY also realized it didn’t make any sense to go rocking the boat any further.

Generations were spent institutionalizing the system of haves and have nots, while millions of billions of dollars were being allocated to make the neighborhoods that colored people lived in open-air drug markets.

I can thank RONALD RAYGUN, GEORGE BUSH Sr. and CHARLES RANGEL for that.

I do respect the KENNEDY legacy though because they were merc’ked for going off the script.

Posted in 5000, Harpers Weekly Review, Politricks, Social Upheaval, When I Reminisce..., white, Wig Owners | 7 Comments »

Access >>> Acquisition…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

myspace

Live blogging for that anus McManus!

This drop was gonna be about the notion that music just has to be available to satisfy the masses. People no longer want to fill their hard drives up with the shit. As long as they can stream it from a website they won’t even download it.

I like this idea. I can’t tell you how often I will decline to review some shit if it isn’t on zShare. And then after I hear it on zShare several times I may not even download it.

I need my external hard drive space for pr0n and comicbook .pdf files.

What the recording industry should be doing with its last gasps of air and financial resources is to buy a T-shirt factory.

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Posted in Blipsters = Hipsters, Crappers, Harpers Weekly Review, iNternets Celebrities, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Social Upheaval, When I Reminisce..., Wig Owners | 6 Comments »

The Sweetest Supremacy…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

minoriteam

All this talk about what is, and what is not racism has whet my appetite for some good ol’ fashioned supremacy programming (read: cartoons). Animation is the OG form of socialization through stereotypical propaganda. Leave it to Cartoon Network to be the vanguard for the counterprogramming, or at least the equal opportunity of race offenders.

Have you tuned in to Adult Swim’s SquidBillies yet? It might be the funniest show on television second only to Curb Your Enthusiasm. SquidBillies makes me laugh out my face. The main characters are bigoted squids. They call white people “chalkies”. SquidBillies could only be made by someone very drunk, or very high, or very both.

Then there is the Minoriteam. This shit is reeeeeederkulous. It only lasted one season because it was too smart and too pointed. One of the superpowers of the Black character was to be able to charm the pants off of white women. Yes, the shit is filled with the stereotypes that minority people have railed against and in this show it is those stereotypes that have become the superpowers of the lead characters.

Racism only poisons those that recognize it and try to use it to their advantage but we all knew that already. Unfortunately, racists don’t watch enoough cartoons so that can’t know that we are laughing at them. One day in the future the aliens or the robots or a combination of the two wrest control of this planet from the racists I hope they have a sense of humor and put Minoriteam back on the air. Word to Balactus.

Posted in Fanboy Ish, Hollyweird, Social Upheaval, Straight Laced, When I Reminisce... | 6 Comments »

2 Sides To Every Can…

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

watermelon soda

My cuzzo hit me up with the image on the left telling me that we needed to take the crackers to task for promoting a racist product like the Watermelon flavored soda. In the context of that image almost everyone would say that was a racist product.

I told my cuz to be easy because I drinks that soda whenever I am in Florida or the Caribbean. It’s quite delicious in the curious sense of a sody pop still being flavored with actual sugar. My cuz called me a supremacist apologist.

ME!

Listen, just because I have an affinity for snowflakes and 1980’s new wave music that is no reason to revoke my “proud negro” membership card. I told her the other side of the can had a white kid on it.

Cuz wasn’t buying it.

The internets never lie.

Who the fux doesn’t like watermelon anyhoo.

Even the most virulent racist couldn’t be that stupid.

Posted in Black Bullshit, H.A.M., Social Upheaval, When I Reminisce..., white | 32 Comments »

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