Archive for the ‘white’ Category

Your Medical History Is His Story…

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

medical records

This is that bullshit.

Arizona Hospital Workers Fired For Accessing Patient Records

Hospital workers are selling people’s medical records? It turns out these fuckwads don’t even work FOR the hospital, but for a private company that the hospital has a contract with. Goddamn contractors.

Capitalism means that everyone is a fuckin’ mercenary in the new American economy.

THE REAL LIFE CRAZY EYES KILLA…

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

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Dude is definitely crazy, but that begs the question why no one wanted to act on this fact until the murder spree?

When a Black kid gets the crazy tag in kindergarten he is then put into the special ed classes that stymie his development until he drops out of school. After that he gets sent to prison for the rest of his teenage years for selling marijuana and then returns to prison early in his adulthood for felony larceny or other drug convictions.

The Black kid doesn’t have the support network that would allow him to shoot a Congresswoman from point blank range like Jared Lee Loughner had. The Black kid is institutionalized way sooner than this kid and the chances are the Black kid is way saner. At every turn of Jared Lee Loughner’s development when it was obvious that the dude needed help people just passed him off to his parents.

The argument shouldn’t be about which talking head incited this unstable kid to commit mass murder. The discussion needs to be about who saw that crazy look in this boy’s eyes and then looked away in the hopes that someone else would deal with the problem.

Kim Kardashian’s Discardable Whiteness…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Kim Kardashian obviously has a little Black inside of her, and I’m not just talking about Ray J *rimshot*

I’m talking about the part of her that thinks you can cross colorlines in America. That worked for a while with Mariah Carey and even Tiger Woods, but it will come to nip Kim Kardashian in her ample tuchus before it’s all said and done.

Bo Derek could get away with her fetishism of Blackness and wearing prison plaits because she was basically ‘blonded’. I assume that we all know being blonded is the same as being bonded when it relates to ‘American’ privilege.

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Kim is hell’a swarthy tho’ so she better watch out before the Illuminati makes her play on the darker side permanently.

You can’t just play around with whiteness that way.

Whiteness is some serious shit.

Do you realize there are people being promoted to jobs they aren’t qualified for because they have whiteness?

Do you understand that there are opportunities being given to people simply because they have whiteness?

And Kim Kardashian has the nerve to act like she can move back and forth with her whiteness as much as changing a pair of her underdrawls? Which I’m sure are delicious, BTW.

Somebody with some whiteness (like Madonna) better inform Kim Kardashian that playing Black is all fun and games until they start making your $change$ strange.

And I still don’t see any Black faces on the U.S. dollar. Do you?

The White World of Sports Journalism…

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

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Chocolate Snowflake bought me this book and I will give it to anyone who wants to read it. I called bullshit on this book early. It smacks of the privilege that white folks in America enjoy on the daily even when they don’t acknowledge how the game is tilted in their favor.

It’s within those parameters of unacknowledged privilege that mainstream sports reporting tells the story of athletes in America. Why Brett Favre is heroic even tho’ he paralyzed and later crippled a NFL team and while his disclosures of infidelity and general churlishness don’t mete the call of being out of bounds. Let’s not even speak on Michael Vick, or Michael Irvin, or Mike Tyson.

Peep this article to see how deep it gets…

The White World of Sports Journalism

Happy New Chea!

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

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If you told me to jump in the waters off Coney Island for the new year I would have replied to you with profanity.

I wouldn’t go into the waters off Coney Island during an NYC heatwave so why the hell would I take the plunge after a major blizzard just rolled over the city?

I told Rafi Kam that shit was #stuffwhitepeoplelike

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Rafi Kam is a true believer tho’ and he said that the waters off Coney Island would bring the IC’s good ‘Chea’ for the new year.

I was still a serious skeptic tho’. Mainly because all the real Black people had on coats and scarves.

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I told Rafi that if I didn’t see any ‘real’ Black people going in the water I wouldn’t do it. I wouldn’t want to be trying something that is culturally opposite what I’m supposed to do as a Black man.

I wouldn’t want to Crispus Attucks‘ my shit on the first day of the new year. That’s never a good look.

The boardwalk was an official freakshow too.

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Rafi then spoke to me from the heart…

The water had no prejudices. It would be just as cold for everyone. It was in the icy, near- freezing waters off Coney Island that we would all be equal.

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White and Blacks freezing their nuttsachs and tittyballs into ice cubes. Together.

Rafi also got to show off his post-Ghetto Big Math body. He’s doing amazing things with his new nutritional program. Kudos to the Kamster.

Rafi’s mom came to meet us with towels after the swim and then invited us to her home for a post-swim brunch. Mrs.Kam knows how much Coney Island polar bears heart herring and mackarel (and caviar too FTWWW!)

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Mrs Kam calls me Douglass, and Frederick Douglass >>> Crispus Attucks. Is all I’m sayin’.

Our post-shoot meal was fantastic and refreshing. Mrs.Kam was a magician in the kitchen and she brought out a new dish what appeared to be every five minutes.

Mr.Kam regaled us with stories of his youth and his polar bear excursion while living in a kibbutz in Israel.

Mr. and Mrs.Kam were true believers themselves. It was immediately obvious where Rafi’s resolve comes from.

The Internets Celebrities have started the new year winning by going swimming.

The lesson for us all here is to just take the plunge in 2011

Happy new Chea, Internets. Now stop being racist.

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Special thanks to Din-O and Chocolate Snowflake