Archive for the ‘white’ Category

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

Monday, November 30th, 2009

dc crashers

How the fux is this couple NOT under arrest and charged with domestic terrorism or at least trespassing?

How the hell does anyone roll up on the White House uninvited?

At least they kept their shoes on.

The Tiger By William Blake…

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

tiger wuss

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

This Fox Rocks…

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

mr fox

Don’t call it a cartoon, this story has been here for years.

Wes Anderson’s latest film ‘The Fantastic Mr. Fox’ is laugh filled animated romp which secretly serves as an allegory for the regular man’s triumph over corporate industrialization. Anderson is a quirky filmmaker who typically pursues a fancier and more esoteric storyline. ‘Rushmore’, ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ and ‘The Life Aquatic’ were all good films that I thoroughly enjoyed, but ‘The Fantastic Mr. Fox’ is Anderson’s first film that I wanted to watch again immediately.

The best movies in 2009 have all been animated, except for the excellent Star Trek, and the subtle supremacy of Transformers 2. My top flick picks this year were Coraline and Up. Anderson creates a world for Mr.Fox which was totally reminiscent of the Rankin/Bass universe that gave us Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. The stop-motion animation was an excellent throwback element considering how much computer generated imagery dominates the film game now.

The puppets are wonderfully costumed and the sets are meticulously decorated for this faux fox world where animals and people speak to one another and interact as adversaries more oft than not. The hero/Anti-hero, Mr.Fox, is determined to live his life with some modicum of dignity so he relocates his family from a foxhole into a tree. While in the tree Mr.Fox longs for the wild days he lived before he had a family and he would steal chickens from the local farmers as a sport.

Things have changed in the old woodland scene though. Big agricultural industrial complex corporations have replaced the smaller family farms and with them have come the security systems that defend the profits of these businesses. Mr.Fox sees these obstructions as a challenge to his skillset and he decides to plan one more big heist to see if he can foil the security at these farms. Believe it or not this is a family movie that doesn’t so much extol the benefits of thievery as much as it celebrates the family that sticks together through adversity.

The film is funny and truly fantastic from a visual and storyline standpoint. The stop-motion animation is just as fluid as detailed as you may remember. Sadly, there was no Burl Ives narration. Though the actors who do voice the characters are vivid and colorful. George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman all play their characters with aplomb. Willem Dafoe, a Wes Anderson favorite, has the killer(literally) cameo in the film which is even better than his role in ‘The Life Aquatic’. ‘The Fantastic Mr.Fox’ is a triumph on so many levels that I may have to go back and see this movie again this weekend.

VitaminWater >>> Moon Water…

Monday, November 16th, 2009

astro

NASA’s little experiment to see if there is water on the moon has worked…

Water on the Moon Confirmed by NASA Crashes

Sweet.

Now tell me just exactly what all this other moonshit has been about for the previous 40 years? Dudes did walk on the moon right? And dudes did collect samples from the moon back then because that shit is in the Smithsonian? Because if they didn’t walk on the moon, and y’all bad guys killed JFK and Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. for no good gotdamn reason other than to put drugs in the community and undermine Black males I am going to be so not happy.

This is why I envy the white. Y’all NEVER have to concern yourselves with the greater global community for really real. You just have to stay in your lane and maintain the status quo. You know, pick up your dog’s feces and opt for paper instead of plastic. All the tough morality falls to the learned Blacks. Sure I know that no one wants to be the white that messes up supremacy and the privilege for future generations.

Who am I kidding anyhoo? Neither do I.

Forget this drop even occurred.

Nothing to see here.

Move along…

CNN Is For Lou-sers…

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

lou-ser

It seems to be the new new in entertainment is indefinite leaves of absence. First Allen Iverson skips out on the Grizzlies and now CNN anchor LOU DOBBS makes it all trendy for white men to get their ‘harrumph’ on. DOBBS has taken an indefinite leave of absence from his anchor position with the cable network effective immediately.

DOBBS has been one of the people in the media forefront pushing the claim that president Barack Obama is not a US citizen. This is an interesting story because it won’t seem to die, while we haven’t heard a peep again about whether or not SARAH PALIN actually gave birth last year year before she was selected to run the Republican party into the ground.

There is some shit we are never going to know for sure and by the time we learn the truth it won’t even matter any more. By the time we had learned the truth about WMD’s in Iraq we were already up to our armpits in war. The Constitution has been trashed so thoroughly by the previous administration’s eight(8) years in office there’s only a shred left to read.

Is the president an immigrant? Aren’t we all for that matter? The only people natve to this continent are prA’li jammed up on a reservation somewhere in Montana. Oh, and yeah, the Mexicans that LOU DOBBS hates so much.