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The other day DP’s TWitter feed looked a little something like this…
And when the smoke had cleared…
Archive for the ‘Ho Sit Down!’ Category
Birds Of A Feather Tweet Together…
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009Putting The Pee In Politricks…
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
^ Only in Africa could this beverage be better than water.
Yo, on the reals…
Eff the two douchebags visiting the president to come up on free beers. Neither of those dudes, Professor Gates or Sargeant Jim Crow deserve the honor. They are both douchebag bigots. Here’s my TWitter thread from 5am…
“Obama is a swagger jacker. I started the internets popularity of BYOB BBQ’s. Now Obama has a Bring Your Own Bigot beer party. Biter.”
“The cop is an authoritarian bigot. He thinks everyone should kneel down to police badge and gun [ll]. PrA’li a fag.”
“The professor is an intellectual bigot. He thinks everyone should respect his degrees and academic shit.”
“And let’s be absolutely 100 percent clear on this one fact. The professor and the police officer BOTH hate the SAME Blacks.”
“Lets not think that race doesn’t have a pretext in the discussion however. Most of us don’t get hung up on that issue though primarily.”
“Both parties were dewshs for different reasons. One, because he had a gun and the other because his uzi weighs a ton.”
“Lastly, their choices of beer sucked the ass that dewshbaggs only know how to suck. No Heinekin Darks or Negro Modelos for these asshats?”
Auto-Tune >>> RoboWomb…
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Now that ERSH has shaved his baby making beard called TAMEKA FOSTER maybe the captain of Team Zest will hop on some tracks with the Auto-Tune?
In the meantime and in between time while we wait to hear some Usher-Pain I thought it would be fun to look at a recent photo gallery of the freshest, er, zestiest dude in the game next to RuPaul.
Military drills or Village People retrospective? i vote on the latter.
Not sure who is servicing whom with this thing but the answer irregardless should be “Ouch!!!”
Passing the zest torch now that MICHAEL be acting all incognegro.
I’m stumped [ll].
On your lips homey?
Jailhouse Rock…
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
I thought I’d try something new to keep this shit funky over here.
Jailhouse lifestyle and fashion trends have long since been a staple of cRap music. Shit like the du-rag, the wifey B, the kissing men on the mouf, the male hustler who rubs talcum powder on the old men’s nuttsachs, you know, the whole nine…
The popular jailhouse fashion trend right now is currently flashing the men behind you what your underdrawls look like. I can’t imagine this is for showing off to the ladies. Who wants to see skiddoo streaks anyhoo?
Pictured above are three of the most popular young artists in cRap music right now performing in their underdrawls. Which one of these cRap dudes is going to go platinum in his pissypants? You make the call…
*[ll] and no Boutros Boutros BOUTROS for all voters*
Here’s Why You Should Make A Ho A Housewife…
Monday, March 23rd, 2009
MSN.com just confirmed what most of already knew…
That prostitution is essentially recession proof.
After the nuclear holocaust the only thing that will remain will be the cockroaches. And the hooker cockroaches.
The only bad thing about the recession is the aspect that hookers have to turn more tricks to come up on the same number of stacks. So instead of a JULIA ROBERTS coming up on a RICHARD GERE to help her get out of the game she ends up with a GARY BUSEY, then a MICKEY ROURKE, then a WESLEY SNIPES, she hooks up with an ANNE HECHE, but then she claims it was her one and only time and she didn’t even like it.
If money were the only thing that mattered I suppose we would all be prostitutes of some sort.