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How The West Was White…

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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The morning news is featuring the story of this hotel owner in New Mexico who forbade the spanish speaking employees from speaking spanish in his presence. Ha, good luck with that in NEW MEXICO. Good luck with that anywhere in the U.S. for that matter.

The hotel owner also told the employees to remove the ethnicity from their names. Marcos begat Mark and Martin begat Martin. But we all know that spanish folks love to say ‘Marteeeen’. Hell, I love to sy it my damn self. Do you remember that scene from ‘Roots’ where Lavar Burton gets publicly whipped until he calls himself Toby?

That was awesome.

Everybody loves this scene. It’s the ultimate description of being owned.

The hotel owner probably lives for the characters that John Wayne portrayed who came into the wild, untamed west and shot Indians in the back and burned the squaws and children alive in their teepees.

Sadly, the hotel owner can’t do that nowadays because of these stupid laws giving rights to the savages but he will be good and sure that his plantation is overseen correctly. This was always America. Living in New York its easy to forget this on most days when police aren’t throwing 50 bullets at you.

The hotel owner’s mandated cultural appropriation isn’t odd to him. It’s what John Wayne would have done on the silver screen. But do we all know about John Wayne’s lifestyle when he wasn’t making a movie?

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Hilary Swank Is For The Kids…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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HILARY SWANK is one of my favorite actresses but I could swear she was 1/16th Black because of her features. That’s not why I digg her though. She is hot. She is like a hot tomboy who puts on makeup and then walks in the room and blows everyone away with her pizazz. Did I just say pizazz? You hotdamn right.

HILARY is catching some heat right now for an interview she made in which she admitted to being nude before her boyfriend’s 6yr old son. How lucky is this lil’ crumbsnatcher? I spend my every waking hour on the web searching for nude celebrity photos (females, natch) and HILARY SWANK is giving snatch shots to an audience that doesn’t even appreciate that goodness.

HILARY SWANK, I am giving you T-minus 10 seconds to walk nude in my dreams…

Going Back To Philly, Philly, Philly…

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

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Reel Recognize Reel…

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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^ 600lbs. of I.C.B.S. (ice cold blue steel)

Like I said in an earlier drop, shouts to Nah’Right and OnSmash for helping me get my dreams out by leading the way on the internets.

Think about this for a second…

A few years back eskay starts a website mainly for posting music that he fux with and talking about rap in a free and open environment. Nah’Right also grinds its ass off. Nah’Right becomes the pre-eminent website for new Hip-Hop music and they didn’t even cheat their way to the top by having a URL with the words ‘Hip’ or ‘Hop’ in it. No big deal. Just a kid from Yonkers on some rap shit. I’m not talking about Jadakiss or Styles P tho’. I’m talking about eskay.

OnSmash used the video player format to launch Hip-Hop music and culture into the future while other sites use their players to bring the culture backwards and downwards. You won’t see catfights, or anything that adversely describes Hip-Hop culture in an OnSmash player. Just real rap and the real people that move this thing. Nothing exploitative or degrading. How many other sites can claim that and would aim for that? Cupcakes bow down to Hof.

Anonymous heads on the internets can say some slick shit from their keyboards but Hof and eskay deserve their accolades for NOT selling out and keeping their sites true to the culture. Hip-Hop needed help to get to the year 2010 when we could see rappers from all different backgrounds with different styles get their exposure and their recognition. This wouldn’t have happened without the persistence, perserverance and power of the internets. Show yourself some effin’ respect.

Now here’s a video clip of the Internets Show featuring Dallas Penn as he does events during CMJ 2009 in NYC.

Chea!

OKayAfrica…

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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If anyone would be swimming with the lions it would be OKayPlayer. It’s not enough to bring in talented people from all across America to close out the festivities at the 2009 College Music Journal, OKayPlayer is putting together a showcase with the best talent from across the globe. Specifically Africa.

From the DuckDown showcase up to this OKayAfrica concert you will experience all the myriad elements of Hip-Hop. Bajah and the Dry Eye Crew along with Blitz the Ambassador is the best way to close down the festival. Live music and positive vibes from the new Knitting Factory space in Williamsburg Brooklyn.

If you haven’t seen Blitz the Ambassador yet you haven’t seen what the spirit of live instrumentation and horns does within Hip-Hop. Blitz along with the Embassy Ensemble are like listening to James Brown and Fela Kuti put their bands behind an emcee. I fux with this dude’s show. Bajah + The Dry Eye Crew are OKayPlayer favorites that keep the party bouncing. Speaking of Fela Kuti, there will also be an afrobeat dance party after the concert. This event will officially shut down the CMJ.

OKayAfrica
341 Metropolitan Ave, BK
Doors open @ 11pm

>> ONLY $10 < <

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