Aqua Teen Hunger Force is still one of the lynchpins in the Adult Swim programming bloc. It’s good clean retarded fun. Even when it isn’t good and clean its always retarded. And for me, that’s what matters most.
Just don’t fux with Carl’s football picks.
The latest development in this season’s DP.com Not For Long football pool is the addition of a special Xbox DJ Hero promo package as the new grand prize for the winner. You can still opt to receive a pair of sneakers or you can get the hottest video game evar.
If you were under a rock the last few years you would have missed the Guitar Hero craze that went global. Activision is now trying to corner the rest of the market with the Hip-Hop version of their most popular game.
The DJ Hero promo pack will go to the points leader at the conclusion of the regular season. If you weren’t taking the football pool seriously yet it’s time for you to step up your picks…
Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 54
THE UNSEEN 53
Jesse 53
JayWho??? 52
Chief Okoye 52
King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 51
KoolMick_Lovin 51
Slaug_ter House 50
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 50
cocotaso 50
theotherstevesmith 50
titansfan78 49
Brooklyn Gyrl 49
DA’s Wonder Twins 49
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 48
Fearless Vampire Killers 48
EFFBOMBS 48
Home Cookin’ 48
PurplePeopleEatersPause 48
nuh nuh nuh… gone 47
Madden Corleone 47
Suck a Dick Butkus 47
Vick Flair 46
BXPittFan 45
BananaClipse 45
Las Baja Panties 44
BANITTLES 44
blackneckid 44
DirtyJerz 44
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 44
The overall leader Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can be caught from behind but it depends now on how bad you want to get to the top. The rest of the season begins now.
*super shouts to Diego from Cornerstone for sponsoring the DP x NFL Football Pool
The Not For Long wk 5 is almost in the books and the scrum for the top spot continues. Basically everyone that is in the pool is one stellar week from taking over the lead. Okay, maybe two stellar weeks, but with 12 weeks still left in the pool the free sneakers belong to anybody who really wants them.
*Commissioner’s note: There will be no adidas available this year. Sorry folks. I know Dart Adams is a super three stripe stan but there are some administrative issues this year with adidas and DP.com that you may have heard about. Yeah, well, c’est la vie.
I decided to go in with the entire field of poolers for this drop since we are passing the 1/4 mark of the season. No one should feel counted out but the poolers with zero need to step their game up. Those were two slots that someone else could have filled with the intentions of getting the glory.
1 Jesse 47
2 THE UNSEEN 46
2 Chief Okoye 46
2 Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 46
5 JayWho??? 45
5 theotherstevesmith 45
5 cocotaso 45
8 PurplePeopleEatersPause 44
9 Home Cookin’ 43
9 DA’s Wonder Twins 43
11 Suck a Dick Butkus 42
11 Brooklyn Gyrl 42
11 Vick Flair 42
11 Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 42
15 EFFBOMBS 41
15 Slaug_ter House 41
15 KoolMick_Lovin 41
15 titansfan78 41
15 Fearless Vampire Killers 41
15 Madden Corleone 41
15 BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 41
15 King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 41
23 furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 40
23 BananaClipse 40
25 nuh nuh nuh… gone 39
25 DirtyJerz 39
25 No Skinny Jeans Allowed 39
25 BXPittFan 39
25 blackneckid 39
30 BANITTLES 37
30 Ruffway Bruisers 37
32 Las Baja Panties 36
33 Dumb Penalties 34
33 Angela Propertalks 34
33 Big Rils 34
33 MichelleObama’sDip 34
37 AC 33
37 The Roxbury Gun Club 33
39 Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
40 CtrlAltMalik 30
41 Rent a Dread 27
42 KeeksPicks 25
43 FiftySickz 16
43 dat520 16
45 Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
45 RLtron 9
45 BROADYOLOGY 9
48 Hold the Throne 7
49 SP Squad 0
49 Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again 0
The competition is for real for real this year. Jesse has seen the top spot twice already. Maybe this is the year that Joe Flacco’s Unibrow aka The FreshXpress aka Amadeo Sogni finally breaks through and gets his trophy. He has been one of the top poolers every year. Watch out for the ladies on the come up this year too. I think Angie from ProperTalks told me she was going with whatever team had her favorite colors.
If you are looking to see some new sneaker acquisitions on this page you will be disappointed for at least another 6 weeks while I get my finances back in order. That is why I am going so hard in the paint to win the free sneakers in the annual DP.com football pool. If I pull this win out I will be incorrigible. The DP.com football pool is as much as a marathon as it is a challenge to be the top football fan on the internets.
Going into week 4 the top 10 is actually 13 and the entire field of 50 still has a chance even though some of the players have yet to score a point. Those players may have quit on themselves already. I’m not looking backwards though. My eyes are on the prize. The good news is that my homey Pete who owns Premium Laces NY will make sure he has a pair of Green Bay Packers Nike SB Dunks available for me to buy the winner. Someone is getting hooked the fux up for the new year.
1 Jesse 34
2 Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 33
3 Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 31
3 Chief Okoye 31
3 theotherstevesmith 31
3 BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 31
3 JayWho??? 31
8 cocotaso 30
8 nuh nuh nuh… gone 30
8 THE UNSEEN 30
8 Vick Flair 30
8 PurplePeopleEatersPause 30
8 King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 30
Longtime poolers JESSE and Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow contend for the top spot at the 1/4 mark in the 2009 NFL season, after them the jumble is wild and crazy. Keep making your weekly picks and one of you players could wind up the king of the hill.
I’m a Cowboys fan, but their new stadium is a disgusting waste of taxpayer money. I’m surprised that it went down in Texas so easily by allowing the local government to spike the taxes, albeit the taxes on tourism. I thought that the conservative body politic in Texas wasn’t for all this excess taxation? That is the appeal of gaining what I call ‘Stadium Status’. People want to have any association whatsoever with these now billion dollar capital construction clusterfucks.
The new Cowboys Stadium takes the cake in my opinion. At nearly a billion and a half dollars this beast of a building is named after a team that will play at best a dozen games in the building annually. Think about that for a minute. Eight regular season home games. Two preseason games and two playoff games if they’re that good. Is it any wonder that the Yankees and the Cowboys are the two wealthiest sports franchises in America? Here are some of the financial details on Cowboys Stadium…
Jones’ Cowboys and Steibrenner’s Yankees might be the only people not named CitiBank, JP Morgan, Bank of America, AIG, Lehman Brothers or General Motors who can have their corporate homes subsidized by taxpayers to the tune of over a billion dollars. The socialism in America certainly exists for billionaires. I wonder if the Mexican maintenance workers in the new Cowboys Stadium have health insurance? They prA’li don’t. This is why I’m fuxing with the Jets hardbody this season. At least they have the goods sense to share a building with some other teams.
