Archive for the ‘5000’ Category

Make Sanford Police Taste The Rainbow…

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

If you believe in social and civil justice but you are cheap and not too motivated to really go out and march or do some other shit try this…

Put a package of Skittles in an envelope and mail them to:

Chief Bill Lee
Sanford Police Station
815 West 13th Street
Sanford, FL 32771

Make sure you leave your return address with a note that these candies are for justice for Trayvon Martin.

I. AM. TRAYVON MARTIN…

Monday, March 19th, 2012

What are we gonna do Internets? Too many lil’ niggas doing right is getting they baby wigs popped. Danroy Henry was a college student and a star football player, but all them police could see was a Black boogeyman.

Now this baby of a lil’ nigga gets popped by a fake cop who isn’t even arrested when the real cops come to the scene. Why? Black boogeymen syndrome of course. The murderer was even protected by the police at the scene. I’m sad for this lil’ baby nigga, but what can I do?

The Curious Case of Trayvon Martin

This Is Why Duke Sucks…

Saturday, March 17th, 2012

Jason from Cal wasn’t Kidding around.

I don’t even need to win the DP.com NCAA Tourney Pool like I did last year because after seeing Duke get bounced from the tourney in their first game I feel like Christmas just came my way.

The real Christmas too. You know the one the ancient hebrews fux with in the spring which is all about rebirth and renewal. Hopefully the devil Coach K is having a sweet tea in hell with Mike D’Antoni.

How did I know Coach K was a devil? Iunno. But he looks like one. If he isn’t a devil in real life Deadspin lets us know he is a major dick [ll]. Eff Duke.

Pringles Gone, Knicks Open Can Of Whoop Ass…

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

The post-Pringles era has begun with a bang. I’m sure the Knickerbockers were extra hype for this game with the TrailBlazers just to make sure they weren’t traded by the morning.

Even with a convincing and embarassing blowout of a talented Blazers team I can still see some problems looming for the Knicks. The starters were outscored by the bench players. Landry Fields finished with a single point. Jeremy Lin, my hero, had the most turnovers of anyone who played in the game.

This Knicks team isn’t competing with Chicago or Miami for the Eastern crown and there are still going to have to be major changes before we can honestly consider them for the league title, but jettisoning D’Antoni was a step in the right direction.

Looking Into The Mind Of A Madman…

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

A special forces soldier walked into a village near his army base in Afghanistan and summarily slaughtered more than a dozen civilians. Most of them were children with the youngest victim being only 2 years old.

This is what you get when you have been a part of the LONGEST U.S. military operation of all time. ALL TIME! The war in Afghanistan is over ten years old. That means this soldier was a youthful 28 back when this thing was initially set in motion. Several deployments into Afghanistan and dude finally flipped his wig.

I’m happy he wasn’t stateside. Are we going to have to quarantine the soldiers returning from war and make them all pass a mental fitness test on Guantanamo? Maybe the sound of a baby crying sends these dudes into the massacre machine blackout mode? I just hope the shit we are stealing from the Afghan soil is gonna be worth all the carnage we bring back to our shores