Archive for the ‘5000’ Category

Robots Killed The Dinosaurs…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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A group of international scientists are blaming the mass extinction of the dinosaurs on an asteroid that collided with Earth 65 million years ago.

I think this is all a diversion to hide the real cause of the demise of the dinosaurs. It was their illicit sexual relations with robots.

Dinosaurs Fucking Robots.com

Charles Rangel Was Asleep At The Wheel…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

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CHARLES RANGEL is a typical representative in the Beltway. He has his hands in so much shit he doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. His biggest position was in being chairman of the Ways and Means committee. He was crucial in determining the rate of taxation for Wall Street corporations. Today he was forced to resign as the chairman of the House Ways and Means committee lest he drag down other Democrats into his ethics clusterfux.

RANGEL’s tireless efforts to keep the wealthy rolling in the bucks garnered him handsome junkets to the Caribbean. RANGEL has also presided over the transformation of Harlem and north Manhattan while he was the NY rep in the House of Reps. New York City will never be the same and I don’t think any politician other than SHIRLEY CHISHOLM had the mettle to defend the proletariat.

RANGEL can’t retire soon enough and if you live in RANGEL’s NY-15 district please vote for his challenger, VINCENT MORGAN during the Democratic primary in September. Between Harold Ford Jr., NY governor David Patterson and Now Rangel, 2010 has been a shitty year for jig politicos. VINCENT MORGAN can reverse the trend.

The Association 2010: Fastrack To Futility…

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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Nets fans were surely still celebrating the team’s 6th win coming against the Boston Celtics so you might could imagine a let down was inevitable when the Nets matched up with the morale depleted and manpower decimated Washington Wizards.

Wiz guard Randall Foye who grew up in Newark decided to punish the Nets. Can you imagine how hard dude would have gone in[ll] if the Nets played in the Prudential Center on Market Street in downtown Newark? Sonn would have been a monster.

Why aren’t the Nets playing in Newark anyhoo? The Prudential Center was built for an economical $375M. That might be the reason the Nets haven’t moved their yet. Their ownership is trying to squeeze more money from the taxpayers for their subpar product.

That figures, isn’t that how Jay-Z sold the Blueprint 3.

BTW, scoring streak aside. Kevin Durant is the Association’s MVP this year.

B.E.T. = Bullshit Every Time…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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It’s one thing for Viacom to shit on Black Entertainment Television by stripping all of their production values to the bare minimum. Exploiting content from this outlet is all that Viacom was ever going to do in the first place. B.E.T. isn’t supposed to win, and with a multi-national conglomerate keeping its foot in your arse you will never win.

It was bad enough that B.E.T. exploited Hip-Hop until it almost became an irrelevant caricature of itself. Now B.E.T. will do Viacom’s dirty work by exploiting the lifestyles of gays, lesbians and transgenders using the thinly veiled disguise of a subculture of Hip-Hop reality show. A transgender professional with a laundry list of rapper’s phone numbers will get a television show to talk shit (literally I imagine) and the Internets Celebrities can’t get a thirty minute variety show to kick truth to the youth.

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I’m sure this young lady has a few tricks up her sleeve, but who cares about this shit? No, really? Do you care who she suxed and fuxed? I sure don’t. But somebody does and that is why she is on top [ll]. Truth be told I don’t think television is my endgame anyhoo. Especially since companies are developing the mobile devices that will allow for high-resolution digital images. My problem is the lust for this content and what that tells me about the execs that create programming based on a ‘Hip-Hop’ model.

Your image and your integrity were never more important to your brand then they are now. If you won’t stand up for something then you will fall for anything. I’m not going to let the culture that I helped birth by participating in and consuming and communicating its value to be further bastardized by those that don’t give a shit about it. Do me a favor internets and turn off your television. Turn off that bullshit.

POLITRICKS 2010: Blindsided…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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The Democratic machine wanted NYS governor DAVID PATERSON to sit the fux down for the next election round. He ended up in the big seat at the statehouse by accident in the first place. SPITZER wasn’t supposed to get taken down so rudely, but ELIOT didn’t play nice with Wall Street and Wu-Tang Clan told us all that cash rules everything around us. So when SPITZER became deposed we all ended up with the booby prize. PATERSON had his chance to go quietly when OBAAMA told him to back down, but instead PATERSON tempted fate and now the hounds have been released.

I’m not a PATERSON h8r tho’. He’s balanced the state budgets when the the truth is that the majority of the money for this state is generated in an area that comprises 1/2400 of the state’s total area. I’m referring to NYC naturally. But PATERSON is part and parcel of politricks and anything goes in politricks. There is blood in the water and the sharks are circling. The only question is if PATERSON will be dragged under or barely escape by losing a leg below the knee? If this were 10 years prior then PATERSON might could call on his buddy CHARLIE RANGEL to help him get over the hump, but in 2010 RANGEL is an even bigger legislative liability than PATERSON is.

DAVID PATERSON knew the machine was coming for him and now he has nowhere to turn. The kingmakers are ready to give the throne back to the prince in waiting as a repayment for the unceremonious dumping of his father, the noble MARIO CUOMO. The godfather governor was ushered out of Albany on a rail as part of the liberal purge which also saw DAVID DINKINS get the boot from City Hall. ANDREW CUOMO has been groomed to be NYS governor since way back. It’s kind of interesting when you live long enough to see families anointed into political offices as opposed to actually being elected (see BUSH family).