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The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Friday, February 26th, 2010

b tech

Peace to Brooklyn Technical…

I’m not fuxing around with the snow and it needs to be taught a lesson. Timberland’s mountaineering boot series was the most hardbody package of boots they ever developed. They had to stop manufacturing them because they were too good. That is to say the cost of making the boots nearly exceeded the amount they could charge consumers. Little did they know, but at that time die-hard Timberland addicts would pay $500 for a pair of indestructible boots. Even the box they were sold in was invincible.

I shot Timberland an e-mail to see if they would provide us with a picture of what the #68023 Hiking Boot looked like in brand new condition. The e-mail reply said that the boots were last manufactured in 1998 and that there was no other information available for these boots. It looks like I’m holding the last pair of these joints still viable for photos. I’ve got a few scuffs on them but that adds to the overall character.

The leather on this series of boots is some of my favorite that Timberland has produced. I still have to flick up the elephant skin Iditarod superboots that I refuse to part with. You are all gonna love those, but back to these mountaineering boots. These are heavy as hell. This is not for dancing in. As a matter of fact I think these are for breaking rocks with your feet. I like how Timberland kept their branding subtle and embossed.

These boots were definitely NOT made for standing on a street corner, but if you were, you would be stylin’ on fools hardbody deluxe.

68023 hardbody
68023 hardbody
68023 hardbody
68023 hardbody

If the snowfall from this noreaster persists I will pull out the super official and rarely seen 60 belows.

Name This Rapper?

Friday, February 26th, 2010

lupe

I almost couldn’t recognize Lupe Fiasco if he was standing next to some other rappers. What happened to Lupe? #iHiphop

StuffWhitePeopleLike…

Friday, February 26th, 2010

orca

Just so that I’m clear on this…

These animals are called KILLER whales right?

Tragic as it may seem I will have to file this under “This is a white thing, you wouldn’t understand“.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

manny

It must be springtime if the DP.COM MANNY WATCH is in effect.

As MANNY enter the second year of his 2yr deal with Los Angeles he appears to wistfully pine for the days when he was in Cleveland. MANNY could be carefree then because he was still in his early twenties and he was going to live forever. Now that he is in his late thirties and his best years are firmly in the rearview mirror sportswriters collectively wonder what MANNY has left in the tank. Last year’s post-suspension play was not MANNY’s best look.

I wanted him to come to the Mets so badly and now look who I have instead, JASON BAY. Why do you torture me like this Lord?

I wonder if the Mets would consider acquiring MANNY to use in a RUSTY STAUB type fashion and switch him over to first base? CARLOS DELGADO is washed up and needs to be put down anyhoo.

KanYe West’s ‘Coldest Winter’…

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

snowmiser

Another reason it’s good that KanYe doesn’t use me to visualize his music. I would have just used clips of Snow Miser from the ‘Christmas Without Santa Claus’.

This video is beautifully dark and moody. My treatment for ‘Nightmare‘ may not be too far off.