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SERENA WILLIAMS has Really Nice…
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005JAY-Z Goes to Iraq… well, not really
Monday, September 19th, 2005
Not quite retired lightskin crapper JAY-Z has decided to go to war. Not to support the beleagured troops in the Middle East, but to battle with other crappers that are speaking of him in ‘greasy’ terms. The T.I.’s at VIACOM owned VH-1 have authorized this story…
At some point you would expect JAY to act more like a 40yr. old and let some things just be brushed off his shoulders. I was hoping that JAY-Z and NAS would come together for a collaboration.
Some More ROC-A-FELLA Good News pt.II
Friday, September 9th, 2005
Our sources at the ivory tower also known as UNIVERSAL ENTERTAINMENT are all abuzz with the news that JAY-Z and BeYONCE will be engaged at the conclusion of the DESTINY’s CHILD U.S. tour later this year.
Although the couple has never confirmed whether or not they are actually dating, we here at the website hear that they will go public prior to the release of MEMPHIS BLEEK’s next album, tentatively titled ‘Kept Man’.
In other BeYONCE news…
Ms. B had to replace her backup dancer, MICHELLE WILLIAMS, with MICHELLE’s mother RAWSHANDA in the hopes that the elder Ms.WILLIAMS won’t repeatedly fall down on stage like her daughter. The unfortunate thing for the group about bringing in yet another backup dancer is that the elder Ms.WILLIAMS doesn’t know exactly when to smile during photo ops. She can be seen in the following pictures taken while the ladies celebrated BeYONCE’s eighth annual 22nd birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms. BeYONCE! BLU CHEEZ LOVES YOU!
A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT
Monday, August 29th, 2005
Finally!
We couldn’t continue to massage and coddle the site any longer. It was time to come out and meet the world. Time for me to stop confiding my darkest secrets to a talking stuffed animal celebrity hating photograher named BLU CHEEZ. Time for me to leave my parents’ basement and get a girlfriend(preferably a white woman).
High time for BILLY SUNDAY to stop sleeping on the streets, to get a job and start bathing regularly.
I don’t know if we all can make a difference in the way that you view the world, but we are sure gonna shoot the shot. I thank all of you that have made it this far with us and I promise on behalf of BLU CHEEZ, WILLIAM H. SUNDAY and the entire crew that we won’t stop giving you the passionate real talk that you have come to expect from us.
I am sure that you won’t like everything that you read, but you have the choice to holler back and put your voice and your language on the site. Real talk is the key to love and life so don’t be skerred to have your voice heard.
I would like to take a second to shout out a few of the folks that helped me go ‘live’ this weekend. JAQUI HERNANDEZ, APPLE HALSEY, CURLY SUE, EXTRA P, TAHERO, PEDRO MARTINEZ(N.Y. METS), DIDDY, N.A.S.A.(for naming the hurricane after a sister – KATRINA), BeYONCE, JAY-Z, FLAVA FLAV, BOBBY BROWN and last but not least, IDI AMIN.
Well family, here goes nothing… actually, here goes everything.
-the ‘Dallas’ (I owns this shit. Biatch!)
How About Some ROC-A-FELLA Good News
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005Its not all about sensationalism and bad news when we talk about JAY-Z here at the weblog. Sometimes we do it to send out congratulations. We were told that JAY-Z has a daughter from back in his wild days as a reputed drug kingpin in Brooklyn’s Marcy Projects.
LIL’ MISS JIGGA just graduated from I.S. 230 back in June. She will be attending Automotive H. S. in the fall.