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We Run This Dystopia…

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

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In the future what will the people riot for? Good music? Healthy food?

Nah, it’ll be women.

If China is any indicator of the shit we will be into 100 years from now, and I believe they are because they had their own industrial revolution in 1 A.D., we will be rioting in the streets for access to women. That is the message I take from the new Jay-Z music video for the single ‘We Run This Town’.

As far as futuristic post-urban dystopias are concerned I have to give props to 2Pac’s ‘California Love‘ over the ‘Run This Town’ video and you know that I don’t even fux with 2Pac like that. Firstly, 2Pac had broads in his video while Jay-Z’s only has shirtless boys holding flaming sticks [ll]. Forget the fact that Jay-Z’s lyrics say that “We got a banquette full of broads, they got a table full of fellas”.

No sir, you have a video full of dudes.

A few folks on the TWitter have made a correlation between the ‘Run This Town’ and ‘California Love’ videos, and the mother(literally) of all future apocalyptic scenes – Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome will always be the G.O.A.T. Thanks to TINA TURNER aka Auntie EnTity(emphasis on the titty – see what I just did?). Maybe when RIHANNA turns 50yrs old and she is still as beatable (no Chris Brown) as TINA was I might have to reconsider.

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From fishsticks to flaming sticks, KanYe West and Jay-Z have this music video shit onSmash(yeah, I did that).

You can’t deny that these are the dudes that you want to be in the future.

Mainly because they are the only ones who have access to the sweet vajj.

AMBER ALERT!!!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

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My bad to all of you folks getting buzzed by these AMBER ROSE areolas from your desks at the day job. Believe me these joints are better than your morning joe.

I needed to shake things up at this site a bit. I’m always considering quitting blogging and going back to my full-time grind as a construction project manager since that is the only shit that pays my bills.

Okay that isn’t me being 100. XXL, rather, Harris Publications does send me a stack every month.

I need a muse right now to shake me out of my doldrums. I’m hoping I can borrow ‘Ye Tudda’s golden girl of the moment.
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kanyizzle “She got an ass that could swallow up a G-string, and on the top, yeah, two bee stings”

pics via Drunken Stepfather

Back 2 School Fools Beer Follies…

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

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Spanish researchers have found that moderate beer drinking women have a better bone density than non-drinkers.

Moderate drinking ‘boosts bones’

Shouts to all of those women that throw moderation out of the window.

We don’t need no stinking scientists to tell us that excessive drinking is great for bones as well.

Welcome back to college.

Cheers!

Birds Of A Feather Tweet Together…

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

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Gollywogg BFF’s Oprah and Jay-Z < -- Fuck Yo' Meeting!

The other day DP’s TWitter feed looked a little something like this…

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And when the smoke had cleared…

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The City That Never Sleeps…

Friday, August 7th, 2009

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I am h8’ing NYC so much right now. It seems that every night there are several events that I really want to fux with but I can’t be in several places at once. I wish BILL GATES would hurry up with that human cloning project.

Last night had an obama with Patron shots and tons of TWitterati. There was another obama where Just Blaze was deejaying. My homeys Heems and Vik a.k.a Das Racist also had a show at the Bowery Ballroom. Das Racist is blowing up on the low. I fux with those dudes hardbody.

Back on the planet of Brooklyn, Prospect Park’s bandshell, which will be hosting Big Daddy Kane this Saturday was screening my generation’s ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ which is Prince’s ‘Purple Rain’. I don’t think that film has screened in NYC for the last 10 years and I haven’t been there to sing along. ‘Purple Rain’ is what I call Blackaoke.

But the real karaoke jumpoff was going down in Coney Island. HALL & OATES was doing a concert for the free seaside summer series that the Brooklyn beep MARTY MARKOWITZ hosts annually. This was going to be the first time I had seen these dudes perform live. HALL & OATES blue-eyed soul is definitely part of the soundtrack of my life. I bought the ‘Private Eyes’ album from The Wiz with my paper route paper back when I was in junior high.

I’m glad I found some time to spend with Chocolate Snowflake. She is the most patient and generous woman on these internets. I see that some of my steez has rubbed off on her too. She enterprised us some seats in the wristband VIP area. The show was a beautiful night under the stars in Coney Island. The full moon added that perfect romantic element. HALL & OATES ran through a litany of their hits and didn’t disappoint the crowd of thousands. It’s nights like this I wish would last forever.

DARRYL HALL still had the big hair and diva tendencies while JOHN OATES kindly played the sidekick role as always. I was kind of sad that JOHN shaved off the moustache entirely. These old dudes still rock though and their band was getting it in. HALL & OATES had the nerve to make me suffer though a second encore to get some of my favorite hits like ‘You Make My Dreams’ and ‘No Can Do’. I wasn’t going home without hearing those jams better still, I wasn’t going to let them go home.

Damn you New York City and your free concerts and cultural events.

I’m sure I will see some of you internets in Brooklyn on Saturday.

Until then…


‘You Make My Dreams’


‘Private Eyes’

‘Maneater’


‘I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)’


‘Say It Isn’t So’


‘One On One’


‘Method Of Modern Love’


‘Out Of Touch’


‘Adult Education’


‘Kiss On My List’