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POLITRICKS 2008: Votar Por Hilarious…

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

tkc

The Latino voting bloc is that new, new sexy. Someone in the DNC needs to give TKC their super-delegado status.

While everyone is talking about the Mexican governor BILL RICHARDSON’s support for OBAAMA no one is paying attention to the real reason that HILLARY CLINTON has the espanol voters on smash.

My Sole Mate…

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Balencia

Some shoes are definitely designed to torture the wearer.

I always think of the ancient Chinese custom of foot-binding that royal courtesans were required to practice. That shit would make those chicks feet so fucked the fuck up they wouldn’t think twice about stepping off and getting another gig. No pimp slapping was needed.

The heels pictured above are in a manner, footbindings.

The Mondrian primary color Lego piece design is why I love them so much.

I copped a pair for my bottom girl.

mzB

SILDA WALL SPITZER: EYES WIDE SHUT

Monday, March 17th, 2008

sws

True story is that ELIOT SPITZER is mos def the villain in the sordid affair between himself and his whore fetish, but his wife of twenty one years has to shoulder some of the blame also. SILDA WALL SPITZER sacrificed her family for the blind power ambitions of her husband. Don’t think for a second that after TEN years of living with a man chasing the whores there wasn’t a conscious decision to remain in a fraudulent marriage because of the benefits of power.

SILDA WALL SPITZER comes from a highly privileged family in North Carolina. She graduated from Harvard Law School. This is a woman who could have afforded to walk away from her ill-fated marriage just like she split from her first husband PETER STAMOS. By deciding to let ELIOT remain a whore addict I find SILDA just as guilty if not moreso. You never help an addict get better by enabling them. This is ten years of this bullshit I am talking about. This situation didn’t start to happen last month. ELIOT SPITZER has been buying whore pussy since the last millenium.

By allowing SILDA WALL SPITZER to occupy the role of victim for this scandal we do a greater disservice to women who are traditionally placed in the position of victim when cases of marital infidelity are made public. The situation with the SPITZER family describes an arrangement made by privilege greedy, yet consenting, adults. ELIOT SPITZER was allowed to consume prostitute flesh, and SILDA WALL SPITZER was given her not-for-profit charity charter – Children For Children.

S.M.H. @ H.A.M.

Friday, March 14th, 2008

bigfoot daughter

KELLY ROWLAND doesn’t even have the sense that GOD gave a blank sheet of paper. When she was asked why she had her breasts augmented she replied,

“There was this one House of Dereon top – I just wanted to fill that out! [Now] I put it on and I look so good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”

In my mind’s eye, it’s a shame that the KNOWLES clan wasn’t also on that plane with AALIYAH, because they are up to nothing good for Women’s History Month.

I guess the House of Derriere wants you to throw some D’s on that…

On My 80’s Shit…

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

inside tech

Awwww ish party people!

All this 1980’s nostalgia has me ready to pull out a pair of pinstripe Lee jeans and go rollerskating.

Let’s switch the pitch up and slow our roll down just a bit.


SURFACE – ‘Happy’


THE DEELE – ‘Two Occasions

As we speed things up try not to slip on all the curl activator…


COLONEL ABRAMS – ‘Trapped’


READY FOR THE WORLD – ‘Oh Sheila’

From the iFux ’80s collection…


MARY JANE GIRLS – ‘All Nite Long'(live)


LISA LISA & CULT JAM – ‘Take Me Home’