Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile…

Monday, November 7th, 2011



BBD – ‘Poison’

Kim Kardashian has lifted the high watermark from the thigh to the waist with her marriage to divorce reality television show. Never before has a big butt been so profitable to a woman. Sure, there’s been other big butts in the game recently but Kim has shown that you can reach the heights of stardom with zero talent.

Who else comes to mind when you think of famous derrieres?

You have to laugh out loud when you think that BeYonce named her clothing company Dereon. That is some backwoods Texas ‘bama Black bullshit. Only Black people would think that Dereon is a fancy name. Unlike Kim K., BeYonce IS talented and works her ass off to boot.

Well, not her whole ass, but you know what I’m sayin’.

Jennifer Lopez isn’t as talented as BeYonce but then again she works even harder than BeYonce to get her paper up. Jel-Lo has already been married four or five times.

If she lives to be as old as Liz Taylor her marriage-divorce score will be at least a score.

Amber Rose has way less personal talent than BeYonce and J-Lo yet she still has more creative talent than Kim Kardashian. Amber Rose is a professional muse. She took KanYe West’s star and made it a supernova, then she took a middling mixtape rapper and made him mainstream. Where Kim K. takes other people’s swag from them Amber Rose gives away swag like an H & M gift bag.

We may never see Amber Rose getting wild paper from prostituting her image like Kim Kardashian because she doesn’t have those kind of managers surrounding her, but best believe it’s Amber Rose you want the kiss from. Baby, you’re a star.

DOOM – ‘Retarded Fren’

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

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DOOM x Thom Yorke x Jonny Greenwood = FYAHVERKX!!!

Shouts to anyone who has a handicap friend, or an amputee friend, or a freaky friend, or a retarded friend…


DOOM x Radiohead – ‘Retarded Fren’

MISFIT RAP FTW…

Monday, October 10th, 2011

If Christopher Columbus discovered America today then we should pay him honor by discovering a new culture within rap music. The irony is that these cats been discovered a while back, just like America was. Forget calling this collective’s song hipster rap as a genre because these dudes defy categorization.

I’m calling them Misfit Rap since they don’t fit under any label or marketing scheme.

Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire ft. Despot, DasRacist, Danny Brown, EL-P – The Last Huzzah

Damien Richards: Rock & Soul…

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

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Peep Damien Richard’s website…

I work with this brother during the day and I could tell he was not just a regular cat. His swag was definitely on some original individual shit. Young boys like him usually wear Air Jordans and not adidas. I figured he was one of those Black nerd dudes listening to some Radiohead and schtooping that snowflake poonanny. Hey, that’s what I’d do.

A few months ago I asked him what he had planned for his weekend and he told me he was going to be performing at a spot downtown called Pianos. “Oh shit, I fux with Piano’s my nig”, I told him trying to sound like I was cool too. He told me to come thru, and I swear I would have if I wasn’t busy that night chasing around drugs like a shermhead.

I bet Damien’s show was filled in the audience with all the fly chicks I see him macking at the dayjob. I suppose it’s just as well I didn’t fall thru. These chicks don’t even wanna let an old fat nigga like me sniff they bloomeristicks. I might should just stay in my home on Fridays, fuxing with the internets, and getting high.

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Damien Richards – ‘Stay High’

Ray J: The Male Amber Rose…

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

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Ray J is like the male Amber Rose. If he fux with you then your ticket is punched. Ray J made Kim Kardashian a star. Remember that time Ray J’s sister killed a bitch with her car? Because Brandy knew Ray J she didn’t have to serve a day in jail.

I’m thinking Fab should fux with Ray J instead of Ne-Yo.

The album might actually come out this time.

[ll] to coming out, natch.