Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

LISA LISA, YOU OWE ME SUMTHIN’

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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NERDITRY stand the eff up! I was bumping through old boy’s site and I peeped a drop about classic freestyle music and then I remembered that LISA VELEZ formerly of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam was holding something sweet for me.

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LISA turned forty this year and she is doing it up like RITA MORENO would by staying fit and trim. Most latin broads turn twenty and then the kooty kat has a kangaroo pouch. Not that there is anything wrong with that either since just like a mango that is where all the juice is stored, but when one of these hot-blooded honeys stays on their grind into maturity it will blow any chick out of the box including a grey green eyed tragic mulatto.

Plus when I see LISA now it’s still with the eyes that I used twenty years ago. In my mind’s eye she will always be that same chick that wondered how it would go down if she took me home.

A Gay Old Time For The RAP PACK(c)…

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Even with DAME DASH flaming out to the tune of two million dollars in back taxes that doesn’t stop the ‘Rap Pack‘(c) from living the high life at a post-fight party in Las Vegas. I’m sure there were females around at some part of the evening, because you know how your boy DIDDY gets down. He’ll punch you in your mouth if your girl doesn’t come to his after party.

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Or maybe there weren’t any broads for this event. Hip-Hop, as you know, is anti-woman.

The following video is another one of DIDDY’s former cohorts doing a striptease dance for a co-ed hotel party. Extra nullus to men stripping in front of men, while other men cheer. NSFW unless you work from a corner in your basement.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: TRAGIC MULATTO MOVIESTARS

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Damn. What won’t this chick JILLIAN MICHAELS do for money?!?

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SWANKY JANKS

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Shouts to DP Dot Commenter EMBRY for these submissions…

Remember when HILLARY SWANK played a dude in ‘Good Will Hunting’?

GOD BLESS THE CHILD…

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

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The picture below is proof positive that even the most nasty-mouthed, nappy-headed ho can become a housewife. If EDDIE MURPHY did tap that backside then I would consider him a lucky man because the SpiceGirl looks like she has a nice little seat to work with.

All EDDIE has to do is keep JOHNNY GILL in the basement and keep Cujo from making the baby a bedtime snack.

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