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POLITRICKS 2008: Scorched Earth Campaigning…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Mama said knock YOUUUU out…

If you ask me, the campaign of HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON has tarnished BILL CLINTON’s legacy as president. It has forced me to re-examine his corporate malfeasance acceptance. His handshakes and winked eyes towards trade abroad and his insane record for sending Black men to prison like it was band camp.

BILL CLINTON never seemed as slick or dishonest when he was in office. Now its more obvious how grimey he can get. Didn’t he and HRC boost some of the furnishings from the White House? Prah’lee for BILL to put on eBay so that he could put funds into his escort hooker PayPal account.

HRC sure could use that money now as her campaign sets the political landscape on fire like southern California.

On one hand HRC says that OBAAMA ain’t hardbody enough to be president because here she is putting her hands in his face and he hasn’t even slapped her yet. You already know that BILL would have been slapped HRC by now. Whenever HRC trotted out a social program and the Rethug congress threw that shit on the wall she would get a ‘Ho Sit Down’ from her husband.

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Instead of simply just brushing the dirt off his shoulders, a ‘HO SIT DOWN‘ is what OBAAMA needs to give HILLARY CLINTON.

He needs to say, “Ho Sit Down! You is fucking up the Democratic party, and you know Black peoples love to get they leftwing party right”

Man. I wish OBAAMA talked like that all he time.

Although it would prah’lee mean that I was the only person that understood what he was saying.

And its not just a silly blogger like myself telling HRC that the time has come to fold up the tent. The CLINTON campaigns biggest financiers are starting to tighten their purses because she seems so desperate to win. Then HRC gets even more desperate and sullies the party even further. Girlboy TINA FEY can do only so much for HRC against the mulatto juggernaut named OBAAMA.

If HILLARY is determined to take this fight to the middle of August then she had better enlist a liteskin dynamo of her very own to combat OBAAMA’s audacity of optimism.

I’ve seen BeYONCE doing DirecTV commercials so she can’t be too expensive for the cash strapped CLINTON campaign.

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My Sole Mate…

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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Some shoes are definitely designed to torture the wearer.

I always think of the ancient Chinese custom of foot-binding that royal courtesans were required to practice. That shit would make those chicks feet so fucked the fuck up they wouldn’t think twice about stepping off and getting another gig. No pimp slapping was needed.

The heels pictured above are in a manner, footbindings.

The Mondrian primary color Lego piece design is why I love them so much.

I copped a pair for my bottom girl.

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THE GOOD LIFE…

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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I’m doing some investigative journalism on the taste of Ciroc vodka.

And the opportunity to see lil’ Miss Penny Woods’ smile in person.


Miss Jackson, if you’re nasty
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JANET vs. BeYONCE: WIG OUT!

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

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These two entertainers are what settles for the triple threat of singing and dancing actresses in the year 2008. The truth is that both BeYONCE and JANET couldn’t act their ample asses out of a paper bag, but their wigs deserve academy awards.

If you have ever watched a BeYONCE video then you already know that her wigs display more on screen charisma than her face can convey. Similarly, JANET JACKSON lets her wigs not only act for her, but occasionally they even dance. JANET is still doing the same shoulder shrug move from her PAULA ABDUL days, at least her wigs have learned some new dance steps. Let’s take a look at some of the wigs of these two great Wig Owners.

BeYONCE has more wigs than anyone else has had in their mid-thirties save for the Boss, DIANA ROSS. BeYONCE’s wigs go from straight and sassy, to out of control hussy curls. The added feature of BeYONCE’s wigs are all the diverse blahnge tints that she uses depending on her moods.

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JANET JACKSON is a master Wig mistress who displays different colors and lengths at will. The last time I believe I saw JANET’s scalp was in the 1970’s on ‘Good Times’.

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Here’s a look at JANET’s most recent music video for her single ‘Feedback’. Yes, that is milk that she is dancing in. I give JANET points for that since the only feedback that milk gives me is from my backside.


JANET JACKSON – ‘Feedback’

BeYONCE covers TINA TURNER’s ‘Proud Mary’ much to the dismay of Mrs. TURNER. However, BeYONCE’s wig does do TINA proud.

BeYONCE – ‘Proud Mary’

ELECTING SHAWN COREY CARTER…

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

shawnimage credits: Agent B

I imagine that a few of you used yesterday’s Election Day to cast a few votes of your own. From local assemblyman races to state representative seats Americans were letting their voices be heard. The loudest votes that are made aren’t at the polls however, but at the cash registers. Americans spend $60 billion dollars a day (actually, $2B more than they earn). So while some of you think that the levers, or buttons you selected will determine your services in the future it was most probably the opening and closing of your wallet that really does the choosing.

Some of you may have even purchased Jay-Z’s latest album. I give Def Jam’s president Jay-Z all the credit for releasing an album on a day where the malls would be a little more crowded and buzzing than usual. ‘American Gangster’ makes up somewhat for his lazy effort from last year ‘Kingdome Come’, but it still doesn’t reach the classic album status. Jay-Z’s dope dealing caricature was always an exaggeration that exceeded reality and finally he’s come to the part of the show where even he has to realize that WE realize this.

Still, Jay-Z rises to the occasion with a bevy of mainstream media outlets trumpeting the return of his grand hustle (no Fed gun charges). Even the New York Times hip-hop homo journalist submitted a glowing review of this album. Life will always be good for Jay-Z now. He’s crossed that threshold where acclaim and criticism still equals profit. GOD bless his heart, GOD save his soul. I had a few votes to place on this Election Day other than my ‘American Gangster’ selection and here’s how I kept it moving.

McGriddles bacon, egg & cheese sandwich – $2.79

McDonald’s iced coffee(large) – $2.19

Electric bill – $73.56

Blank CD-R media $17.99

CD laser copier labels – $20.99

Dishwashing detergent – $1.99

Orange juice (2) containers – $8.00

Reuben sandwich platter – $10.75

GOD bless America, GOD save our soul.