Archive for the ‘Lust = Love’ Category

PAM GRIER: DP Dot Com G.O.A.T.M.I.L.F.

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

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People have always questioned why I have’nt placed PAM GRIER on any of my previous MILF drops. The reason is simply that PAM GRIER exceeds all the rest by such a great degree it would ruin her legacy to even compare her to a JASMINE GUY or an UMA THURMAN. That’s like when people compare SADDAM HUSSEIN to JOE STALIN. That piece of Shiite couldn’t hold Steel Joe’s jockstrap [ll].

Similarly, PAM GRIER pwns all Black actresses and so-called feminists for her portrayal of characters that could take charge of a situation yet were still compassionate and loving. When you see chicks try to get naked now and proclaim that they are empowering themselves you should understand that is was PAM GRIER’s poses that made it possible. But don’t think for a second that PAM GRIER couldn’t get on that hardbody shit if she needed to. PAM GRIER wielded the phallic symbol machine gun better than some men.

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If you ever watch the classic Blaxploitation flicks ‘Coffy’ or better still ‘Foxy Brown’ then you would know how I felt when I saw INGA MARCHAND adopt the stage name Foxy Brown. Too many rappers are quick to assume stage names of people that spent their lives doing the heavy lifting, and too many people tacitly accept the rappers misapporopriation of those names.

In my mind’s eye, PAM GRIER represents the strength and defiance of the Black female. In the face of a society that has marginalized and dehumanized people of color and destroyed the families of those people there was one woman who said “enough is enough”(no Donna Summer disco dance). This is why DP Dot Com has made PAM GRIER the new face of the ‘Kill White Tee’ movement. Copp your joint in ’08.

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SANDRA BERNHARD… I’d Hit That

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

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Let me preface this drop with the universal [ll] symbol since SANDRA BERNHARD has more faggotry followers than CHER. Only ghey men sweat out CHER, but the fudgeworth community as a whole diggs on SANDRA. Most of you remember her from her affair with Madonna.

The Material Girl got at SANDRA in order to get her ghey connections. This was the whole vogue movement that Madonna was using at the time. When Madonna was through with being a fag hag she left SANDRA on the side of the curb with her used eyeliner pencils.

I came on to SANDRA BERNHARD when Ma Dukes gave me the Playboy magazine she was featured in for my birthday.

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It must be that redheaded thing that I love so much, but I just find SANDRA to be a sexy bitch. Mostly it’s that redheaded shit though. A few years ago SANDRA let some dude pop the slot. At least I hope she did. All this artificial insemination shit has to stop. GOD doesn’t love coochies that bring life like science projects.

When SANDRA gets all dolled up she is a middle aged white banger, considering that most white meat(no Thanksgiving) goes bad kind’a early. As a matter of fact, now that SANDRA has a seed I can technically bang her as part of my M.I.L.F. reclamation project. One thing for sure is that SANDRA’s seat won’t have all the excessive manhood meat mileage of Madge’s badger beaver.

Yeah, I just said that.

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DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: BATGIRL

Monday, November 19th, 2007

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I want to conclude this series with the G.O.A.T. of all red-headed superheroines, hell, the GOAT of all super-heroine chicks period. How hardbody was Batgirl to stand down an attempted murder from the Joker at point blank range? The Joker’s bullet left Commissioner Gordon’s daughter paralyzed but she still continued to fight crime from her wheelchair. Before that fateful moment Barbara Gordon was an even more capable complement to the Batman than Robin was.

The Batgirl was sassy, but she was’nt all wisecracks with red lipstick, wide hips and high heels. She had to be more of a detective than the Batman to make up for her lack of physical training and fighting skills. I like how the character developed as a bodyguard to her father. Batgirl appeared on the campy 1960’s television series before she was introduced to the Batman comicbook series readers. YVONNE CRAIG’s shocking red hair will forever be burned in my mind’s eye. ALICIA SILVERSTONE’s performance as Batgirl was like VAL KILMER as Batman. Erase that shit from your memory.

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Throughout Batgirl’s different incarnations she has been a peer to apprentice Robin and in some cases she has been an independent heroine who directs her own team of special super-heroines. What I enjoy the most is that no matter which artist illustrates Batgirl they all make sure that she has a big fat booty.

You know Batman had to hit that?

Official DP Dot Com ‘Batgirl’ Nike Dunks

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26.2 Miles No Sweat For The Lil’ Holmey…

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

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How many of you have ever run a marathon?

Do you think it’s possible to run a marathon and…

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  • 1) never break a sweat after five and a half hours of running?
  • 2) not wear a bra or chest support to prevent nipple chafing?
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  • 3) be totally over-dressed in your yoga clothes?
  • 4) marry an obviously ghey man?
  • We would all agree that the marriage of TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES is more fraudulent than a $2 dollar magic show and the SURI childbirth situation is more proof of their fakery fuckery, but why the hell do they need tons of media outlets to lie to the people about HOLMES participation in the NYC marathon?

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    Are these two fools that desperate for people to see them? Couldn’t these numbskulls have simply just posted up along the marathon route somewhere and passed out water to the actual runners?

    So I dug a little deeper into this story only to discover this publicity stunt is part of the new Hollywood x New York City marriage. It turns out that KATIE HOLMES is lobbying to be cast as Wonder Woman for a new feature film being shot in NYC. Awww hell nahh!!! I’ve watched LINDA CARTER. I’ve caught youngling wood looking at LINDA CARTER. I’ve rubbed off that same youngling wood thinking about LINDA CARTER.

    You KATIE HOLMES, are no LINDA CARTER.

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    SEARCHING FOR MY SUSAN…

    Saturday, November 10th, 2007

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    Double entendre abounds at DP Dot Com…

    Would you like to become an iNTERNETS CELEBRITY?

    DP Dot Com is looking for a female writer to post her thoughts here on the site. The pay is horrible, but you will have monthly access to speaking to over 40,000 individual IP addresses and the eyeballs contained therein.

    Just look at the success of previous DP Dot Com interns…

    JACQUI HERNANDEZ has her own blog – Persuede

    GENEVA JONES is engaged to be married to longtime Jets’ fan ‘The John’,

    and JOJO McQUEEN is pregnant with Jay-Z’s lovechild.

    All this means that we have a dearth of female voices here at the website and I would like for someone to come on board that wants to be heard and responded to. You can discuss anything and everything that comes to your mind. Your work won’t be edited according to themes or
    content because we just don’t give a eff here at DP Dot Com. Let your first drop be something like “why DP is a fat bastard.” Let your first drop be about whatever you want.

    If you are ready to have your voice and your opinions broadcast to the world then you are ready to take over the correspondent slot opening here at DP Dot Com.