Archive for the ‘Lust = Love’ Category

Save The Cheerleader, Save The World…

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

vic shat

Don’t be a H8r!

If you all don’t know who H8TORADE is by now then you haven’t gone in to the BLU CHEEZ Ghetto Madness Photo Galleries. H8TORADE holds down one of the most popular image albums on that page. When he’s not supplying me with my fill of sweet white titties he is holding down his own corner on the internets.

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The picture above and the following story come from H8’s site, and it is so fucking hot. Check it… The brunette on the left is named VICTORIA SCHATTAUER and she was the cheerleading coach for a high school in a sleepy Ohio town. Over the weekend she co-hosted a house party for some of the high school kids and it looks like she was also in charge of taking the memoribilia pics. I am not mad at her one bit. WDISL?!? It smells like teen spirit.

VICTORIA is 19 yrs old and the young lady in the picture with her is reportedly 15 yrs old (hence the covered up baby tittays – no ROBERT SYLVESTER). These images and more were distributed electronically via cellphones throughout their Ohio hamlet and by Monday morning VICTORIA and her co-host were both unemployed and facing some charges from the local police.

Some of you may be familiar with the case of GENARLOW WILSON. He was a teenager sent to prison after having consensual sex with another teenager. It was a mistake to send him to prison simply because he was a horny young Black kid. All people whose ages end with the suffix ‘teen’ are horny. That is the human biological condition. Period. Point blank. Laws and scarlet letters are not going to stop teenagers from banging each other out. Nothing in my life has been sweeter than the 18 year old action that I cut up on the regulack (when I was only 16 y.o. mind you).

We can’t let the authorities get their hands on these beautiful, young tittays just because they have these faux puritanical regulations that won’t let these bitches breathe until they are ugly and saggy. Look at those jawnts. The gravity defying perkiness. The coloring on the areola. The petite nipplage. If VICTORIA goes to jail and comes out forty pounds heavier this will have been the greatest crime against humanity. Forget protesting against the war in Iraq, Home Depot, KFC, Dog the Bounty Hunter or SIMON COWELL. We need to be marching on Washington D.C. with HAYDEN PANETTIERE as the keynote speaker.

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Big Thangs Piping…

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

piper

PIPER CARTER is one of my muses. She is a cool little Black hippie chick with an eye for fashion and beauty. Homegirl just took the next step to becoming the female GORDON PARKS ROY DeCARAVA.

Vh-1 has a new Celebreality show called ‘The Shot‘ where aspiring fashion photographers vie for a chance of a lifetime position shooting for some high falutin’ fashion something or the other. I need y’all to send your prayers up to heaven for PIPER.

Plus she’s just too cute not to win.

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DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: THE DIRTY PAIR

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

dirty pair

Now this is what I’m talking about. Hot Asiatic poon with laser guided assault rifles. Kei and Yuri are futuristic bounty hunters for the inter-galactic government. They were called the Lovely Angels when they first came out, but their code name had to be switched over to the Dirty Pair because of all the destruction and mayhem they cause when they are on assignment.

They basically run around in these aluminum bikinis shooting up shit for no money down and taking names.

You already know how I get down for redheads.

dirty pair

Kei(redhead) and Yuri(brunette) are both genetically engineered chicks who lucked up on their gigs as super-powered agents of catastrophe. They thought they were filling out job applications to be travel agents. Kei is the one who loves effing with the guns while Yuri is more or less on that futuristic ninja ish.

In the manga world there’s no one else is as hardbody as these chicks. Even robots have to lean back to their overall gullyness. Because they are essentially clones they don’t care what they have to do to get their assignment done. If it means that they have to kill themselves they will do it. Yuri’s already died once before and she’ll do it again. Kei is the one that does all the hands on work like having sex with criminals to get information on terrorists.

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In the wacky world of Cosplay the Dirty Pair is always a fan favorite.

It would be totally teh ghey of me to dress up like Kei, but it isn’t so ghey of me to have a pair of Dunks with Kei and Yuri’s images on them. I took a crispy pair of Dunks and made them into the ‘Dirty Pair’.

Yeah, you can hate me now.

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LITTLE BLONDE BLACK GIRLS…

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

cold as ice

KEYSHIA COLE covers Vibe magazine next month, and HARRIET TUBMAN weeps in heaven. Naked and blonde. There are all kinds of metaphors that float around my head as I look at this cover. The first one is WTF!?! I thought this magazine was helmed by a Black chick? If my memory serves me correctly I think DANYEL SMITH is also a bleached out blonde chick right now so maybe this is a movement.

I make all kinds of jokes about the fact that BeYONCE is the best of both worlds because she is a blonde Black girl with a big booty, but those were actually jokes. You know, sarcasm and shit. I don’t want to see any more Black girls with blonde tresses and I don’t want to see any more white chicks with badonk-a-donks. Not until we have totally dismantled supremacy. Otherwise I want all of this racial misappropriation to cease. If RIHANNA goes blonde our economy will collapse.

My real problem with the Vibe cover isn’t so much that Mrs. COLE is aping MARILYN MONROE, but that she is doing it nekkid. Who co-signs this shit other then white men? I’m tired of Black women being openly marketed as sexual objects. No, really. I don’t want to see a spread of MARY J BLIGE in Playboy. You can best believe that my dream in life would be to see MJB totally nude, but I don’t want anyone other than myself, DIDDY, K-Ci and KENDU to have access to that view.

The biggest issue is that by going blonde KEYSHIA COLE is no longer a Hood Rat Queen, but an American Beauty. There’s some not so subtle propaganda popping off with this cover. Note to all my little blonde Black Girls… Don’t believe the hype.

GOT MILK? HALLE DOES…

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

halle

H8TORADE hooks us up with some recent joints of the preggly HALLE BERRY.

Fifty is the new twenty.