Don’t H8 the smell…
My dude from StartSnitching Dot Com just laced me with the links to the future in a bottle.
VULVA
– click the big word link, but extremely *NSFW*
Peep the press release from this crazy shit…
VULVA is not a perfume, but a beguiling vaginal scent. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odor of a beautiful women.
I’m about to put this shit on my food…
Here’s another reason that Apple Computers stays winning. SONY Walkmans are getting people killed to death in the Caribbean. You never see this shit happen to someone listening to a fucking iPod.
This chick was on her way home from work and as she was about to change the cassette in her SONY Walkman some crazed stalker came and cut off her head. I know what you’re thinking too. If she had the iPod Shuffle this would have never happened. You never need to swap out a cassette with the iPod Shuffle. You have over 300 songs right at your fingertips. Provided you don’t have your hands chopped off. In any case, even without hands the iPod Shuffle allows you to listen to music for several straight days. Provided you don’t have your head removed.
Apple iPod products also support the global fight against AIDS, and we all know that AIDS is killing Black women at a more disproportionate rate then anyone else. The young woman pictured below wasn’t killed by AIDS, but by unrequited love, and a crazy motherfucker with a machete. Would this have happened to her if she owned an Apple iPod? We will never know.
True story is that even if there weren’t that many officially Black superheroines there were those ladies that I knew had some Black blood in them. Take my girl Wonder Woman for instance. Who do you think laid down with Hippolyte to birth all them broads? You know it was a deadbeat dad and that’s why Hippolyte moved away and got her own spot.
Bigger than all of that did y’all know that Diana had a jig twin sister? Hell yeah! How crazy is that shit? I always thought that this chick Nu’Bia was a Wonder Woman nemesis, but it turns out that she was her twin sister that they bounced from Paradise Island because she showed the features of the father. Remember that story where the couple wanted to trade in their colored baby for a lighter one? The same shit happened in the comics too.
Diana’s sister Nu’Bia was cast away and left for dead on the the craggy rocks near the sea. Hades heard the girl crying and picked her up. This is why when Nu’Bia came back to Paradise Island she ended up kicking Wonder Woman’s ass. She was like, “Bitch, you ain’t the boss of me!”
This is my point though. You could tell that Wonder Woman was part Black just for all the sass that she had with her shit. She was into tying motherfucker’s up and making them submit to her. Sounds kind’a freaky if you ask me, and to quote my homey LARRY BLACKMON, “I like it”.
So many comic characters are drawn and written from the perspective’s of white dudes who never left their parent’s basements or interacted with normal people. They project their fantasies of women into these characters. I’m not saying that is bad or wrong, but it’s obviously from the vantage point of someone who doesn’t understand the ultimate strength of a woman.
Whatever woman made the journey to America with her hands and feet chained together whilst she sat in darkness for three straight months is a Wonder Woman. You all already know this, but I am going to show this. Black women are the prototypes.
I could prah’lee do a series just on the chicks that the Bat has banged out over the years. I almost think that Batman is a faggot because he is always getting next to bad broads. He doesn’t have the numbers of anyone less than a ten in his phonebook. Only fags stay next to supermodels that much. There is not one buster on this man’s resume. That’s pretty impressive. This chick, Talia Al’Ghul was one for the ages, literally.
Talia Al’Ghul was the daughter of Batman’s nemesis Ra’s Al Ghul. Typical for the Bat is that he only effs with chicks that are severely insane in the membrane. Talia Al’Ghul makes Catwoman look as sane as SUZE ORMAN. Sometimes she feels like a nut and does some crazy shit to kill thousands of people and move her father’s goal of genocide further and sometimes she lets the Batman give backshots to her sweet Persian baklava. It’s all so crazy.
I started to get into Talia Al’Ghul after I copped a NEAL ADAMS’ drawn Detective comic book and I saw this exotic young hotness whom the Bat was sticking his tongue down her throat. I was like, “Dayum!” and I grew up thinking that Arabic chicks were sexy mommas. Until RONALD RAYGUN showed me otherwise. True story though is that I had a monster crush on my Geometry tutor when I was thirteen, and I so badly wanted to give her Iranian arse my chocolate rain.
Anyhoo, I never did smash anything Persian after all, and I’m certainly not messing with any of those suicide bomber broads at this point. Just like Talia Al’Ghul these Arabic chicks might be sexy, but their politics make them complicated as fuck.
My cousin over at Staple Crops has detailed the O.G. R & B opera that ROBERT SYLVESTER devised way before his ‘Trapped In The Closet’ opus garnered him a development deal from IFC.
Peep game… R. Kelly aka William Shaftsphere