Shouts to the crew at When Fangirls Attack. Proving that even girls read ghey ass comicbooks.
Aurora was part of the Canadian X-Men spinoff group called Alpha Flight. She had a twin brother whose code name was NorthStar. The both of them could fly at the speed of light, and when they joined hands they would create a blinding lightshow. Aurora was a sassy chick that liked to flirt and break hearts, but Aurora had a split personality disorder (like most women do) and when she became her alter-ego, catholic school teacher JEANNE-MARIE BEAUBIER, she became demure and passive. Her brother NorthStar’s alter ego was a professional skier and a full time faggot. I think dude was the first openly ghey superhero. You think there would be more super fags what with all, the tights, leggings and colorful costumes these fools wear.
I was smashing this little Philipino shorty that reminded me of Aurora. Her name was ANN-MARIE too, and she had long black hair with these beautiful track star thighs. True story is that her brother was somewhat of a fruit too, because he only liked playing mah jong with all the old ladies.
Aurora shacked up with another member of Alpha Flight named Sasquatch. Dude had gone through a similar procedure as Bruce Banner, but with less intensive Gamma rays. For the most part Sasquatch could control his transformations, unlike the Hulk. That didn’t stop him from ultimately going crazy too.
It was interesting to see how Marvel Comics would let their writers explore such topics as mental illness. For Aurora that meant regressing into her different personas in an unannounced and uncontrollable manner. Most people attribute her mental state to being raised in an abusive and rigid orphange. It was there that Aurora first learned that she could fly. When Wolverine first encountered her he thought that she was a mutant and he put her down with Vindicator, the Alpha Flight team leader. Vindicator is the dude that introduced Aurora to her twin brother NorthStar because the two had been separated shortly after birth. No wonder Aurora ended up flipping her wig. Imagine if you would be introduced to your twin after twenty years, only to find out that homey is a wild pillowbiter? I’d still hit it though. [ll].
Aurora, that is.
