Archive for the ‘Lust = Love’ Category

JANET JACKSON : M.I.L.F. QUEEN

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

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I like to buy my yearly calendars in February when they go on super discount sale. So what if I lose track of my schedule in January? Think about the money I’ve saved as compared to how much time is still left in the year. So I bought the JANET JACKSON pinup poses calendar just to see if 40 was actually the new 30. To my pleasant surprise, Penny Woods has 40 looking like the new 14. JANET almost looks younger than her daughter. All sweet smelling and brand new.

Take a look for yourself. BROWNSISTA dot com has posted the images.

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SUNDANCE PARTIES = TEH GHEY

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

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If you thought that the ‘Internets Celebrities Do Sundance’ film series was over with you are sadly mistaken. I will live the rest of this year as if it’s one big Sundance shindig… That I couldn’t get into. Because I wasn’t invited. Eff Sundance.

HILLARY CLINTON IS A BLACK BITCH!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now don’t go getting your politically correct panties all up in a bunch. When people called her husband BILL CLINTON a nigger we all laughed it off. Dude played the saxophone, he smoked pot AND he cheated on his old lady. Yeah, that sounded like a Black man to most of us. Trust me that HILLARY is Black. Blacker than BARACK. BELIEVE THAT!

HILLARY embodies everything that the professional Black woman is doing right now. She is holding her own around hundreds of white men. She is writing books that talk about empowering the community, but most of all, HILLARY is representing for Black women by having too many fucking last names.

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

That is some professional Black bitch shit right there. The more successful a Black women, the more last names she will sport. OPRAH is the only person bucking this trend since she is moving in the direction of being known as only the single initial ‘O’. I think OPRAH bought the letter ‘O’ for a billion million dollars and now Black people can’t even use it in their kids names.

I hate when a Black chick has three last names and she’s still single. I would never hire someone for whom I would have to order a custom sized cubicle tag. TINA JONES, welcome to DallasPenn dot com. TINAYA JOHNSON-WASHINGTON, not so much. Shit just cost more when niggas have extra long names for no reason. But the new millenium professional Black bitch doesn’t give a fuck about the cost of shit. If she can buy it for herself then she doesn’t respect you giving it to her. Can you believe that the new millenium Black bitch demands at least three carats of diamonds in her PLATINUM engagement ring? This is because she has the line of credit to buy herself a 2.5 carat ring already.

I am not blaming Black women for refusing to settle for less than they feel they are worth. I am blaming them for having two many fucking last names when they finally do settle down. They always live with one foot out of the door when they are independent and professional. Just looking for a man to be quiet and wear a beard like STEDMAN does while they frolic in the bed with a GAYLE KING.

Two pieces of advice for anyone considering dating a Black professional woman… Ask her to say her full last name and ask her whether she prefers gold over platinum. You can come back to this comment section afterwards and tell us the truth.

DALLAS SPELLED BACKWARDS = ASSHOLE

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

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My first high school girlfriend was named SHAWNEQUA, and it’s pronounced just like the song from Bell Biv Devoe protégés A.B.C. She was exactly that type that you dream about in high school. She was a cutie pie plus a well-heeled shorty on top of that. Her folks had that guap and there wasn’t a day that she didn’t come through Tech looking like a little angel.

I remember running into SHAWNEQUA years later into my twenties and homegirl had graduated from Syracuse University and she was married to a lawyer dude or some other professsional type. I might have been a homeless drug addict at the time. She still had love or me.

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Too bad for me that during my high school years I was rolling with the sickest clique evar. Our reputation throughout the school was not to be effed with. I was starting to believe my own hype so I began looking for the baddest Brooklyn girls to roll with. Strictly Flatbush chicks from that point forward. I tried to break it to SHAWNEQUA nicely. In the end I looked like a jerk because the following day I was running around with TRACEY MILHOUSE.

Damn, I loved me some TRACEY MILHOUSE. This chick had my nose wide open even though she played me like a puppet on a string. She was the polar opposite of SHAWNEQUA. TRACEY was tall and slim, where SHANEQUA was a shorty with a mm-mm-mm backside. SHAWNEQUA was reserved and well mannered, but TRACEY was loud and obnoxious. SHAWNEQUA had real grey-green eyes, TRACEY wore contacts. TRACEY never really loved me, but she liked the thought of effing with a celebrity. The moral of this story is that at the end of the day you get what you deserve.

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NONOXYNOL-9 SUCKS ASS!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Editor’s Note: I am dropping this Re-Up Gang post for the grown azz men and women that come to this site for real talk about sex and health issues. For years I had been telling the people that something wasn’t right with the way Black women are picking up the AIDS like it’s a fried fish dinner from the church fundraising night. One of my readers from Canada got on her grind and wrote me back. Peep the technique…

My weblog readers are sharp as hell and they responded when I said that Nonoxynol-9 should be blamed for the recent spike in HIV contraction among African American women…

Dallas,
I have recently come across some interesting information that I thought was important to share with you, even though I’m sure most of it you know already. Basically, nonoxynol 9 is horrible stuff and no one should use it. Don’t look at me as a horrid skank, I just think the fact that you can even buy condoms with this stuff in it is absurd. Plus I find the level of ignorance in Canada regarding the delicate vaginal ecosystem terrifying and am doing my best to combat it. All I have to say is, yay for private health care.

This is a World Health Organization article on N-9 saying that it may encourage the contraction of HIV and herpes, doesn’t prevent cervical gonorrhoea, and chlamydia, and causes yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis in women.

WHO officials heard of an increasing number of complaints by women using spermicides and contraceptive sponges with nonoxynol-9 who experienced vaginal and cervical ulcers, burning sensations, and recurring yeast infections.

They are not exactly sure why but they think that nonoxynol-9 can disrupt the epithelium, or wall, of the vagina, thereby potentially facilitating invasion by an infective organism.

http://www.ehn.clara.net/chemicals.html
Women who use diaphragms with Nonoxynol-9 (N9) spermicides have twice to three and a half times the risk of contracting a urinary tract infection (UTI). The spermicide inhibits the growth of normal, beneficial vaginal bacteria that naturally protect against infections such as lactobacilli and gardnerella vaginalis, thus encouraging the overgrowing of the harmful bacterium escherichia coli (E-coli). Condoms are another major source of exposure to N9. Spermicide-coated condoms were responsible for 42% of E coli UTIs among women who were exposed to these products.

Info from a healthy sex site:
How does Nonoxynol-9 work against HIV?
HIV is a virus that has a fatty membrane around it, just like our own cells have. Nonoxynol-9 is essentially a detergent. Detergents cut through grease, and that’s exactly how N-9 kills HIV and other sexually transmitted infections. But it only does the job in a test tube. What we found in this study was that once you put N-9 in a woman’s vagina, it will also cut through the fat of her cells, which makes it easier for HIV to get into those cells. Women who are highly exposed to N-9 actually show ulceration on the tissues of the vagina, and those ulcers can enhance the ability of HIV to get in. The same holds true for men. The rectum is even more vulnerable than the vagina to the effects of N-9.

Problematic case study from Canada:
Of 64 women commercial sex workers in Canada who used condoms lubricated with nonoxynol-9, 28 reported vaginal discharge, five reported increased thrush infection and four reported a burning sensation or numbness. Another study found 43 percent of women suffer irritation. Dr. Malcolm Potts, Secretary of International Family Health said studies on the spermicide had been very inadequate and more research was needed.

Here is a great article from Wired magazine, which claims N-9 doesn’t do much for contraception either.

And here is an article from the WHO stating (on page 7 of the PDF) that there is no conclusive evidence that condoms with N-9 prevent pregnancy better than other lubricants in vitro.