And just when Mexicans were slipping on the DP dot com ‘Gully Meter’, up jumps the boogie. Some of you may have heard about the story of a woman being dragged from a car by a noose for over a mile. Looks like one Mexican family assimilated the American domestic abuse lifestyle to the fullest.
That’s what happens when the Mexicans come to this country and they start watching regular American television instead of TeleMundo or Noticias. They lose their fucking minds. This woman was watching OPRAH and those sassy Negro judge lady court programs and she forgot to fix her husband his pernil, arroz blanco and habichuelas. She prah’lee replied to him all sassy like those Black women do and rolled her neck and wagged her finger. My man wasn’t having any of that. He jumped on that ass right quick and put a rope around her neck and tied the rope to his Ford Pinto.
This is going to be the biggest problem with bringing Mexicans here into America to rebuild our country. They have a penchant for uber-machismo and subsequently they end up killing women. I guess that goes back to their Mayan roots, but here in America you can’t just kill a woman because she isn’t a virgin any longer. Most women here aren’t virgins after their 14th birthdays. Here in America we don’t kill our unruly women. We just whip them with electrical cords or place hot steam irons on their shirts, while they’re still wearing them. These Mexican dudes have the game all wrong.
