The Time Is Now…

August 30th, 2012

Timeless Truth is on the verge of putting the lynchpin back into the NYC rap crown with their debut album ‘Rock-It Science’. These dudes interconnect with Just Blaze, PF Cuttin, Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, Roc Marciano, Thirstin Howl 3rd and Sean Price.

Rock-It Science is about to blast off…

SOX SWAG ON A TRILLYON…

August 29th, 2012

I been fuxing with Reebok since the days of flop socks at the Latin Quarters. Now Reebok is creating a focus on the OTHER element of the footwear system. Socks swag is so important to me I made a P.S.A. about that shit. I’m glad these sockas is starting to hear me tho’.

Reebok str8 laced me with a pack of goodies so I show off my swag and talk my shit

The Lunatics Now Run The Asylum…

August 29th, 2012

This is the song on SlaughterHouse’s new album that I can’t stop listening to. This might be Eminem’s best produced track so far. It bounces with the whimsy you might expect from Marshall Mathers, but he also found some great minimalist elements to add the mystery.

I fux with the drum programme he inserted too. Good job Eminem.

Listen to Joell Ortiz. Did you ever doubt his skills? Shame on you playboy. That boy good. I’m gonna review the SlaughterHouse album with a long drop and a few sample tracks. The short on the album is that it’s pop aspirations posing as stadium rap. SlaughterHouse wants you to put your lighters in the air. But this track here is for the rappity juggalos and lyrical nutjobs.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE featuring EMINEM – ‘ASYLUM’ from dallas penn on Vimeo.

POLITRICKS 2012: RETHUGLICANISM

August 29th, 2012

You can’t tell me that New Jersey governor Chris Christie doesn’t steal food from his children’s dinner plates. Or he’s got a problematic thyroid. Ha. These dudes are only the worst, cycnical bullies now holding public office. If a dude takes food from HIS OWN kid’s moufs what do you think he would do to you?

Exactly.

The fact that people support these bullies and blowhards despite their own best interests like Medicare, or social security or simply having a home that isn’t worth bupkus tells me that the lunatics definitely are running the asylum. I don’t think I’m ready for a Republican National Convention right before the Labor Day celebration. Especially since Republican leadership has done more to undermine the American labor force than any cheap Chinese goods could ever do.

Le sigh.

Chris Christie’s RNC Convention keynote speech

GOALTRENDING…

August 29th, 2012

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Why do I keep killing my body to keep this blog populated? What is it that I can’t go to sleep because I feel like the world needs my fanboy videos? That has to be some form of insanity, possibly acute narcissism. I mean, yeah, people like the videos, but when I die who the fux would care? It doesn’t stop, but I will one day.

That’s why I’m fuxing with this Nike Fuel Band to get me hype for getting myself healthy. I want to do whatever it takes to keep my streak going of daily goals met. It’s a small victory for me since I feel like everything else I’m working on is stuck in a stalemate. At least I can look to my wrist at the end of the day and see the flashing ‘GOAL’ lights.

This is the magic of the Nike mythos of self-empowerment thru rampant consumerism. I spend therefore I am. You should see how morose I become when I can’t spend shit because my account is overdrawn.

*looks down at wrist*