Archive for September, 2005

GEORGE BUSH Really Does Like BLACK People

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

huggybear
It turned out that when KANGAY WEST denounced the president on live TV it was nothing more than a publicity stunt to move more units of his latest CD, ‘The Gay Blade’. Instead of shooting himself in the leg like SUGE KNIGHT did he just shot himself in the foot, and then put said foot in his mouth.

What is funny as shit to me though is the fact that GEORGE W. BUSH then spent the Labor Day weekend scrambling around New Orleans desperate for some jigs to hug in a photo op.
more hugs

see, I know Black people

(can I go home now?)

What is doubly amusing is that because KANGAY didn’t specify which GEORGE BUSH hated Blacks it forced GEORGE BUSH Sr. to shake his azz on the jig-hug circuit as well.
who's got the cooties?

Jig baby giving a Lewinski to Bush Sr.

Listen kids, Blacks are one of the best things that this country has going for itself along with microwave pizza and porno. If not for the Blacks who would we have to use as the boogeyman and the perpetual rapist? Mexicans simply don’t strike the same primal fear. You can still bring some folks to a tear stricken panic just by saying the name WILLIE HORTON.

So when KANGAY says that “GEORGE BUSH doesn’t care about Black people” he has got the game all twisted. Without Black people around, working class white people would now have to play the position of the ‘first to get shitted on’.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

love taps
I haven’t smacked the crap out of a woman in a long azz time, but my chances are looking better now that I have a girlfriend, and now that the NFL football season is beginning.

Back in June we talked about BURGER KING becoming one of the league’s top sponsors and then blahkow! some young lineman has a coronary. Too many Whoppers in his diet has been the whispered rumor. I can relate to ol’ boy too because I am a lardazz without the multi-million dollar contract. That is why I get my Slurpee with crushed Lipitor.

Eating like a pig is definitely a fun tasty part of the the football season, but being a domestic pig is the creamy part. Blacking your ladyfriends’ eyes and puffing up her lips are all permissible parts of the game for Sunday afternoons. I once broke a girls leg because she tried to kiss the inside of my ear during a Patriots-Dolphins game.

Looks like I am not the only person that gets that ‘loving feeling’ during gametime. Some nerds at Indiana University did a 5-year study through 14 N.F.L. cities regarding the incidence of domestic violence and its proximity to the professional football season. The cities that lead in incidents were Kansas City, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Cincinnati and New Orleans.

HA! That’s no wonder. All those cities football teams suck!

Ladies, you may want to consider relocating yourself to a city with a decent football team. Otherwise this might be the line you hear the most this winter…

“BITCH! Don’t have me smack you! Micheal Vick is on the set!”

KANYE WEST Commits Career Suicide!

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

tiny jacket
Over the last few months I will admit to being part of the KANGAY bandwagon. I have complained about his tiny, tight jackets and his ridonkulous sunglasses. Maybe I was hating on dude because I am a little green. Here I am with a dozen POLO Bear sweaters(some are over 13yrs old) and all people tell me when I wear them is that I am trying to be like KANYE WEST.

Hell no! I have never sketched a detailed portait of JOHN LEGEND that I keep in my home. I have never had my eyebrows threaded. I was completely ready to drop a post that asks the question, “has anyone seen KANYE with a lady?” And then ol’ boy goes and does one of the most courageous and idiotic things that you could ever expect from someone that has been annointed by mainstream media as one of the ‘good’ negroes. His comments made on live television weren’t safe and prepared. KANYE was passsionate and real. Not rap music real, but real life real. Because of these comments he may never have his music aired on MTV again (yeah B.E.T. might still play his joints but who still watches B.E.T.?).

KANYE has essentially committed career suicide since the station that he aired his outburst on – NBC, is totally owned by UNIVERSAL ENTERTAINMENT which distributes ISLAND RECORDS, which owns DEF JAM RECORDS, which owns ROC-A-FELLA RECORDS.

And speaking of career suicide…

Has anyone seen or heard from New Orleans Mayor C.RAY NAGIN after he made this expletive filled radio broadcast?

FEMA Plays the Name Blame Game

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

'Fugees
While the body count from Hurricane Starrkeysha starts to mount up to staggering unimaginable numbers I continue to be educated by this administrations policies in regards to dealing with their citizens. We all enjoyed the photos of the ‘looters’ and the ‘finders’ and it further reinforced the notion that mainstream media slants even their basic coverage during a time of national crisis.

There has been some more subtle language put into use that I would ask you to look for as you watch your television sets and you read your morning daily papers. Take notice to when and where the term ‘refugee’ is applied, and when and where the term ‘evacuee’ is used. Study the deference and respect shown to persons that are termed ‘evacuees’ and then notice the judgement of disdain given to people considered ‘refugees’.

The HAVES and the HAVE-NOTS has a very clear demarcation, especially in New Orleans where they have a tremendous number of people requiring public assistance. Even the working class folks in this town live at or below the national poverty line. So when the call came to leave everything that you own and walk miles to the Louisiana SuperDome and some of the other unspecified triage points I can see why people had difficulty.

To turn around and label people as refugees is profound and disheartening. The established meaning of the word describes a person seeking asylum in another country. So is FEMA using this word as code by telling us that their response to the disaster wasn’t thorough because the people affected aren’t really Americans???

The QUEEN BEE Saga Continues…

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

QUEEN BEE
While most of Brooklyn is jumping and swaying for the West Indian Day Parade, the boro’s gulliest rapper that is still alive is counting down the days until she has to ‘go up North’ to serve her sentence for the perjury conviction. Unlike most people that are about to serve a bid, the QUEEN BEE is still keeping it real and if you get out of pocket with her don’t be surprised if you get hit over your head with the butt of her gun.

Turns out that LIL’ CEAS was trying to get pizzaid from his former association with KIM by releasing some fugazi JUNIOR MAFIA DVD with KIM on it. Even though when he got called into Federal court he didn’t represent for ol’ girl in the least bit. LIL’ KIM has a pitbull of a lawyer so I have no worries that LIL’ CEAS will never see a dime from this DVD. I don’t even think dude has the paper to take the A train to court.

The way some of these rappers turn into state witnesses I am just glad that aren’t in New Orleans right now because these cowards would be the same people trying to rape little girls in the dark.