Archive for November, 2005

BLACK PRESIDENT 1995

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Somebody told me that we have a Black President,
just ‘cuz he didn’t want to go to ‘Nam
and ‘cuz he smoked weed,
and ‘cuz he cheated on his old lady,
and ‘cuz he says words like ‘cuz.

But the only Black man that I know,
never smoked a joint,
fought in the war against Black America,
and did two rounds with the VIET CONG,
he was a champion for the foundation of Black culture;
FAMILY.

You won’t agree with everything he says,
but you know he will never lie to you.
That’s the only Black man that I know.

Dad.

dad

CLARENCE A. PENN III 1944 – 2005

CAMDEN is Rated Most Gully U.S. City

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

shorty with the A-Kizzle

For two years in a row the city of Camden takes the title as the most dangerous place in these United States. For the last several decades Camden, New Jersey has beeen a picturesque town for the blight that is the result when manufacturing engines vacate a region.

I feel bad for Camden because I know good people that come from that town. The only problem with Camden is that it is a rather small city with a big city crime rate. I blame the jigs from Philadelphia that cross the river to New Jersey just to kill and rape folks. The list for the rest of the ‘most dangerous’ U.S. cities is as follows…

2. Detroit – I have been to the ‘D’ and it is hell’a fucked up. At least the jig mayor passed legislation for an official ‘KILL WHITE TEE!‘ day in honor of ANGELA DAVIS.
3. St. Louis – The ‘LOU’ is part of the top three and I think that the St.Louis Cardinals baseball team is responsible for the town’s bad vibe. The Cardinals choke in the playoffs every year and this just sets the example for the high rate of domestic violence in this city.
4. Flint – I think that Flint should be the actual #1 or #2 most dangerous city because of the violent acts committed per capita residents. There are only about 100 people still left in Flint and it turns out that ALL of them have arrest records.
5. Richmond – Apparently, ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’ is the theme song for this city.
6. Baltimore – All you need to do is watch the first season DVD of ‘The Wire‘ to know how gully Baltimore is.
7. Atlanta – A whole lot of jigs move to the town = a whole lot of motherfuckers getting stabbed and shot the fuck up. Any questions?!?
8. New Orleans – Don’t sass a police in front of your own home, even if you are a 65 year old man.
9. Gary, Indiana – Where the hell is Gary, Indiana?
10. Birmingham – Forty years after KING preached and marched through this city the jigs are busy beating the shit out of each other on the regulack. I HAD a dream!

SEPARATED at BIRTH : M.O.B.B.

Sunday, November 20th, 2005

tatoo

I owe E.S. at Beautiful Hustle for the inspiration.

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS…

Saturday, November 19th, 2005

b

more b

and more b

HOME RUN 1985

Saturday, November 19th, 2005

I love my home.
The center of the world(NYC).
Get anywhere in the tri-state in about 15 minutes.
At the corner of 34th Av and 113th St.
The Louis Armstrong School.

I open my window to receive
the orgy of noise that is the summer.
Empty playgound echoes the sound
of pennies tossed from a tenth floor terrace.
Endless drone of piston provoked rubber rings
as Z28’s and 240 SX’s float upon the Grand Central.
Shrieking, creaking, groaning, moaning on elderly rails
the elevated flails for Times Square.
Thunder screams from a DC-37
polished aluminum bird leaves LaG.

And with all of this going on
still the sweetest song.
36,749 strong

When #18 takes a leather wrapped ball of string
and places it in the rightfield parking lot.

straw man