Archive for February, 2006

HAITI: Have Gun, Will Shoot

Friday, February 17th, 2006

bang bang

I am thinking that these folks in Haiti don’t care who sits in their presidential palace so long as they get to shoot somebody. The new president appears to be the old president RENE PREVAL. He was granted the office by the slimmest of margins, despite numerous protests of voter fraud and election rigging. Sounds like a familiar story, but I can’t remember where I heard it.

I still don’t believe the tumult will be resolved until they get a way to put food on their table on the regulack. I just wish that NIKE or Timberland would open up a factory in Haiti so that they could help feed the people that buy all of their shit. NIKE and Timberland would save hell’a dough too on their East coast retailers’ shipping expenses. Instead of using the long containers to cross the Pacific Ocean they could just tie a crate of boxes and a couple of old car tires to a Haitian and just float that shit to Miami. Trust me on this, Haiti is just like Singapore, niggas would be happy earning a dollar a day. That shit sure beats getting your azz pistol-whupped for no money down.

c'est pase

NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND

Friday, February 17th, 2006

hell'a teh ghey


Houston white women had better watch out…

KOBE BRYANT is a great ball handler and he likes to score a lot in and around the rim.

His favorite move is the back-door lay-in.

DALLASPENN.COM is For the Childrens…

Friday, February 17th, 2006

c.o.g.

I believe that children are the future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone’s shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can’t take away my dignity


Fuck that bullshit! What kid today cares about dignity or integrity? These fools want money and they will kill your azz to get it. GOD blesses the child that has his own even if he has to steal it to get it.

Some jig lady in Florida is all pissy because the local jakes gave the killer beat down to her purported child. The lady’s name is GINA JONES and the boy’s name is MARTIN LEE ANDERSON. Is it me, or are there always problems with children from families where no one has the same last name?

More Floirda shenanigans are afoot when a middle school gym teacher allows the students to opt out of class when they pay him one dollar?!? I’m just scared that those dollars went to the purchase of Now&Later and LemonHead candies used to bribe the gym shorts off the elementary school students.

This dude from Britain, NEIL ENTWHISTLE, must not have been watching the telly while across the pond. He killed his wife and nine month old daughter while in Connecticut. Somebody should have told his limey azz about SCOTT PEDERSEN.

I hope that BILLY SUNDAY wasn’t involved in this next story because he always talked about having sex with an amputee…
A thief broke into the home of a 16yr old girl and stole her $16,000 prosthetic leg and nothing else. We can only wish that the girl was named PEGGY.

MASTER P’s ‘YouTube’ Premiere

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Not the crapper from Magnolia, but the website’s very own video producer, who incidentally is from the N.O. too. Go figure.

WHAT’s HAPPENIN’ On The INTERNETS

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

whas happnin' bitches

The internets is a huge ocean of information and bullshiite. From the Negro chicanery featured on this site to the disaffected politics of a crazy Mexican there is a lot of fun stuff to read. I wanted to highlight a few places that I go to when I want to find some food for thought (read: images to steal).

NASTACK.COM has a nice piece on dead crapper BIG L whose life and career were far too short even in rapper years.

OH WORD! gives tribute to Detroit player JAY DEE and they have a super dope review of PUBLIC ENEMY’s album ‘Yo! Bum Rush The Show’

Is polygamy the new black? Is blonde the new black? Is brown the new Black? These are all philosophical points of view that the GLAMAZON dissects. Plus she posts pictures of hot azz chicks to prove her point.

My homegirl TAMRA brings her brand of witches brew to light with this site called TAM’s KITCHEN. I am just waiting for the recipe for hash brownies.

START SNITCHING should win some kind of award for having the internets most fearless blog title.