Guess who decided to put on some lipstick and a dress for a night out on the town???
Grammy loves you fiercely bitch.
Archive for February, 2006
ALICIA KEYS = Drag Queen
Thursday, February 9th, 2006“JOHN is Special…”
Thursday, February 9th, 2006
As quoted by the afore-mentioned ALICIA KEYS…
The JONESES huh, Miss KEYS?!? I don’t know about y’all but I think I smell a catfight between ALICIA and KELIS.
And I don’t know if KELIS is wearing any drawls either because I know she hates to wear bras.
RALPH BAKSHI’s STREET FIGHT
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
SOUNDWAVE gave me this VHS before he went upstate and in my subsequent moves and my brief homelessness I lost my copy. It’s impossible to get from NetFlix since it hasn’t been licensed for DVD format.
You may not be a fan of animation but I would plead with you to give this film a chance. The technique that the filmmaker uses is offbeat and fascinating. The film stars SCATMAN CROTHERS, a young, slim BARRY WHITE and a post-teenage PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS. All the actors are brilliant during their live action scenes and the dialogue throughout the animation is equally impressive.
The film begins with the attempted escape from prison of those three men. During their escape, SCATMAN CROTHERS tells the tale of BROTHER RABBIT. The storyline of the film centers around the BROTHER RABBIT character as he tries to hustle his way through the big city. The movie is as sharp a satire of the African American’s struggles as any of the best CHAPELLE’s SHOW sketches. The film is offensive to everyone who dislikes having their thoughts provoked.
If you need a real CHAPPELLE SHOW fix, go out and rent this tape. Hell, buy it if you can find it.
People Are Dying to VOTE in HAITI
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
Can you imagine for one second how impossible it is to get American jigs to come to polling stations on Election Day?!? Fuck Primary Day, you can’t get American jigs to come out for a general election unless PIDDY is throwing a concert.
Democracy is way too simple here in America and that is why folks take it for granted. All around the world people are dying for the chance to elect their leadership. And you don’t have to look half way around the world at the Iraqi people that are having their thumbs inked up. Right in our own hemisphere we have folks that believe in the principals of democracy.
Haitian folks deserve some credit for trying to get it right time after time. It seems like this contry is on fire every six months. Part of the problem that the Haitian people face is the fact that there is no economic infrastructure in their country. No technical industry, no manufacturing industry, and not even a viable agricultural economy. How the hell do you feed your family when there are no jobs?
I have been clamoring on this website for folks in the U.S. to wake up to the dysfunction that we have in our neighbors’ house otherwise we will have to invite these poor bastards over for dinner. Call me an isolationist, but if we didn’t fuck up so many other places then people wouldn’t mind staying back in their respective countries. Eventually, this madness has to spill over onto the Mexicans in the Dominican Republic. Even with armed guards at the imaginary border there will be too many poor people to stop the bum rush.
So back to the solution that I begged for last month. Menial low paying jobs wouldn’t be such a bad thing in a place where there are NO jobs at all. Anything right about now would taste like caviar to the Haitian peoples including a job working fries at Wendy’s.
LISA RAYE Gives Good Head…
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
Do you think that ol’ boy called off the wedding because she was always reading his mind?