Archive for March, 2006

PUFF DIDDY = King of all Jiggs (ReMix)

Monday, March 13th, 2006

DIDDY for president
The Council of Fashion Designers of America held their annual awards gala monday evening at the great New York Public Library on 42nd Street.

This years winner for ‘best menswear line’ was not some Euro fashion house or even that classic American designer, Ralph Lauren. I will give you a hint… this years’ winner was the one guy that Jennifer Lopez slept with that she didnt marry!?! You guessed it. the incomparable, near I say invincible, SEAN ‘PUFF DADDY – PUFFY – P DIDDY’ COMBS! Johnny Nunez had his camera for the CFDA after party. My favorite picture is the one with JANICE COMBS and DIDDY’s daddy, MILTON COMBS.

Just a year ago I accused the NEPTUNES production duo of signing a deal with the devil because of their presence on everything in the BillBoard Top 20. Lo and behold, it must have been DIDDY who signed that fateful contract, because he can apparently recreate himself into ANYTHING. In the last year I have seen DIDDY do everything else other than music. From running da’ band to running da’ NYC Marathon. From acting as a charming hustler in a Broadway play and then acting every bit the seasoned socialite at the Kentucky Derby. Even I have to admit that nobody works harder than this dude!

Not too long ago, PUFF was a backup dancer for FATHER MC(F.M.C. took his rap name literally. I have been told that he has more seeds than SHAWN KEMP. That would put him into double digits)

PUFF DADDY then became an all-star party promoter with JESSICA ROSENBLUM. They opened the RED ZONE club with a night called ‘Daddy’s House’. PUFF brought in a little known deejay from the Bronx that was actually CHUCK CHILLOUT’s protege. The dj’s name was FUNKMASTER FLEX. The real synergy between FLEX and PUFF would take place several years later at another westside club called TUNNEL.

In PUFF’s early years as a promoter he was an absolute dynamo and anything popping off with his name on the flyer would be hot to death. That was the case unfortunately for nine people who were trampled at the Nat Holman gynasium at City College New York. When Black folks step out to have a good time they dont care if they have to step on other Black folks to get to the party.

The truth is this… DIDDY, JESSICA and HEAVY DEE all co-promoted that event but PUFF was the only one who really took the full weight.

PUFFY’s story afterward that low point is pretty well documented from BAD BOY to B.I.G., from shiny suits to lawsuits, and through all the gunfire he still remains the premiere party promoter. Which brings me to my last thought of the day…

How sick would a VOTER REGISTRATION party be if it were hosted by DIDDY and DON KING?!?

Keep in mind that the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION will be in NYC this August.

I am getting my seersucker suit drycleaned just in case…

SPRING BREAK BITCHES!

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

spring break

I would love to tell you that BILLY, BLU CHEEZ and myself are on our way to Alabama to scrape us some hot young progressive Colored poon thanks to KEVIN POWELL, but that ain’t the truth. Instead we will be on hiatus as per the orders of CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE (you do know this is HER website?!?).

The first quarter is about to end so she wants to have a big staff meeting to see what direction this site is moving in. There have been a half dozen major projects that haven’t moved in awhile so I guess she is going to be cracking the whip on us.

Just because no one is at the office doesn’t mean that we are going to leave the site barren. The staff has picked some of their favorite posts to fill the page up during the break. If you really enjoy the content of the site, or if you think its all bullshit, please take some time to give your girl a shout and let her know what’s really good.

CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE: the_muse@dallaspenn.com

chocolate snowflake

Fresh H.A.M. Is On The Table!

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

damn H.A.M.s

It’s time to start looking at the contestants for this years H.A.M. awards. There is going to be way more slow roasted and honey baked H.A.M. to choose from this year. I want to thank everyone that came out to the last contest and especially to y’all that left comments.

Click the link here for the 2006 2nd Annual Hot Azz Mess Beauty Pageant.

I have to send a shout out to Crunk & Disoderly for the O.G. inspiration for this contest. Biggups to Concrete Loop and also the always necessary, Beautiful Hustle.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: DAVE CHAPPELLE

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

chapp

Go see DAVE CHAPPELLE’s Block Party.

It’s a celebration bitches!

The British Keep It Cheeky

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

blacklove

Leave it to the U.K. to be progressive when it comes to casual sex. British bars and pubs are selling sex toys in vending machines. This news begs several questions from me…

1) Don’t the Brits realize the need for sex toys stores if people have to go to a pub to get a vibrator?

2) Are people hooking up in London night spots like that? When I was in London I had to travel to Bromley just to buy some pussy from a haggardly Trinidadian lady. I will be damned if I couldn’t have just smashed some bad breath Londoner down in Piccadilly Circus.

3) After a dozen rounds do you think the bartender will give you a free E.P.T. kit?

I guess Brit pub patrons don’t mind living on the edge. I would suggest for all of the U.K. partygirls to bring a lot of lubrication with them if they are coming to party in New York City. We’ve got a ‘killer‘ party scene