Archive for April, 2006

GAME REBELLION

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

the rebels

Don’t be skerred, GAME REBELLION is here to save Hip-Hop from itself. Come and see the the Rebels live and direct this weekend at ‘The Hook’ in Red Hook, Brooklyn.

GAME REBELLION
April 15, 2006 @ 9.30pm
The Hook
18 Commerce Street
free shuttle bus service from the Carroll Street ‘F/G’ train station

Listen to their music at MySpace and tell me if you don’t think these dudes are what the game’s been missing

Green Eggs and Blue H.A.M.

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

grover

The cult of GROVER has taken over the H.A.M. Awards photo gallery this weekend. Look for a multitude of H.A.M. contestants to be wearing the color blue.

grovers

grovers

Did you just peep the picture of grandma hanging up on the wall in the background?

WOMEN LOVE…

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

headshot

to rub the head of SADDAM HUSSEIN.

Can you imagine all the fun these whores will have with this one?

more head

RealTime NewsFlash!!!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

Awww shit is real in the field, nah’mean?!?! Somebody just got they wig pushed back at the 7-11. I was on my way to this store to pick up two vanilla Dutches and a Double Gulp when I came upon the scene. I tried to piece together what might have happened without asking the police since I don’t want to be seen talking to the jake. No snitching allowed ya’heard?!?

I wonder if that bastard gimp Hindu clerk finally got blasted? That summamabitch tried to charge me extra scrilla for the 44 oz. Slurpee. I was like, “Nahh motherfucker, use the scanner to get the price.” He was pissed off and so was I. Fuck the bullshit I will slap the shit out of a gimp Hindu for no money down. I don’t know what that motherfucker think this is. He better stop watching them ‘Birth of A Nation’ reruns before I shove one of his handlebar crutches up his azz.

So it turns out that the gimpy Hindu clerk wasn’t the one that got merck’d. I wonder if it was the cool azz Haitian brother? How ironic would that be? To escape all the madness in Haiti just to be shot over a pack of Newports and a Quick Pick?!? Then again, I should prah’lee feel sorry for the fool that pulled out on the Haitian. Didn’t he know that Haitians eat people that flash guns on them?!? Damn, that is fucked up if that cool azz Haitian clerk ended up eating one of the customers. That is why I never buy the churritos up in that piece. You never know what kind of meat they be using.

That makes me wonder if it was the Mexican dude that was working there tonight. Mexicans can get gully when they need to. Although I don’t know if you want to defend the cash register of a spot that is only paying you $5.15 an hour. But that is where I underestimate Mexicans because they are pretty loyal for that minimum wage. How fucked up would that be to swim across the Rio Grande and then to sit in back of a darkened, cold 18 wheel trailer to come to Long Island to be shot for a churrito?

LESBIAN SEX SCENE

Saturday, April 8th, 2006

NuYorican Poets Cafe 8.15.98
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