If you can’t understand the post title then you need to brush up on your Jig Words.
No matter what wild nonsense the American Negro can manufacture it is still a far cry from the utter madness that your average bootyscratcher is accustomed to. From infant AIDS to diamond trade dismemberment to genital mutilation(ouch) you are lucky to even make it to your sweet sixteen if you live on the dark continent. Speaking of sweet, your azz will be working in the cocoa fields if you still have all of your limbs.
So nothing really surprises me when I see news out of Africa. Let’s see how many of you are amazed…
A Somalian teenager is allowed to publicly execute the man that killed his father. Doesn’t this remind you of all those old school kung fu flicks with the horrible audio dubbing??? “You… kill my father… now… I keel you! Waaaaaah!”
I smell a new boogieman nation in Darfur. Twenty years from now we will be sending U.S. troops into Khartoum to remove the despotic president because he has WMD’s. Look up the history of Turtleneck president SADDAM HUSSEIN, former U.S. ally.
What would you call the synergistic irony of a hanging chad in Chad? Would that cause a ripple in the time-space continuum that allows me to travel backwards in time to smack the shit out of Mohamar Khadafi? You know it’s hard out here on a former colony trying to establish sovereignty.
I use this website to pitch a bitch and rail about a whole lot of issues that are fucked the fuck up, but nothing in my life compares to the apartheid regime that many South Africans lived through. Forget about Destiny’s Child, them folks are the real survivors.
