Archive for June, 2006

NYC FOR FREE: ‘NACHO LIBRE’

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

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Get up on it doggoneit.

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Where Re-cycling Went Wrong-cycling

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

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Last week I argued with you that we should comfortably put all our trash in one receptacle and stop segregating our waste. So leave it up to white folks to find that next, next, NEXT level for recycling.

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I caught a story about this little dude over at TONY’s KANSAS CITY. This is some shit where motherfuckers will go to the movies after doing this shit too. And then go get ice cream afterwards.

I believe in freedom of choice as much as any bleeding heart, but what kind of decision was this?

BeYONCE & JAY-Z: Does Anybody Still Care?!?

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

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By a show of hands who cares if these two ever get married? That’s just what I thought. It’s just the illusionment(m.w.b.) of togetherness that satiates us, oh yeah, and the occasional dope azz track.

Click here and scroll down to listen to BeYONCE & JAY-Z’s ‘Deja Vu’

MAXIMILLAN VEERS To NYC: ‘EFF YOUUUUUUU!’

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

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More Star Wars references because I know that’s why you come here…

MICHAEL CHERTOFF Major General Maximillan Veers, the Director for Homeland Security, has tightened the pursestrings on the federal money that New York City hoped to receive to help us combat terrorism. NYC needs that money because we are in a war against terrorism, Darth Maul G DUBBZ said it and I believe it.

This unexpected dearth of federal funds puts NYC’s mayor MICHAEL BLOOMBERG in an interesting predicament. With capital construction projects already underway and other essential services like the Police, firemen and emergency responders already accounted for where will the money come from to buy new school books? That is surely the area that is most likely to be pinched first.

Education funding continues to be pared down until there are almost no monies to purchase critical supplies that school’s need. Rich parents that send their children to public schools will help supplement the schools when the need arises, but working and poor families children with be punished to repeat the lifestyles of their parents.

The struggle to secure a decent education in this city is the next battleground. Can you blame these wealthy parents from objecting to the influx of less well off students sharing space in the same facilities as their children.

GENERAL GRIEVOUS Is Back On The Block

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

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The news has just come down that G.O.P.’s chief strategist won’t have to worry about washing KENNETH SKILLING’s underwear in prison. This means that KARL ROVE can focus on helping the incumbent Republican Senators and Congressmen retain their seats in the November mid-term elections.

So get ready for another three months of hearing these three words constantly…

Abortion!

Gays!!

GOD!!!