How boring is this World Cup shit?!? I thought that maybe if I bought myself a pair of Mexico themed sneakers I might be able to get into the whole thing, but… meh. The field is too large and they don’t score enough points and then after running around for three hours when someone finally kicks the ball into the net you are rewarded with only ONE point.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? At least American football gives you three point for kicking the ball into the netting. So what if the rest of the world likes soccer. The United States spends half of the global money that goes to researching and developing new military armaments. We don’t need your stinking joga bonito.
If FIFA really wants to give soccer some appeal to the American consumer they should get up on this game of kick balls that these Chinese monks play. After a few hours of this [NSFW] just you try to sock her.