Archive for June, 2006

FUTEBOL = Still So Teh Ghey

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

teh ghey

How boring is this World Cup shit?!? I thought that maybe if I bought myself a pair of Mexico themed sneakers I might be able to get into the whole thing, but… meh. The field is too large and they don’t score enough points and then after running around for three hours when someone finally kicks the ball into the net you are rewarded with only ONE point.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? At least American football gives you three point for kicking the ball into the netting. So what if the rest of the world likes soccer. The United States spends half of the global money that goes to researching and developing new military armaments. We don’t need your stinking joga bonito.

If FIFA really wants to give soccer some appeal to the American consumer they should get up on this game of kick balls that these Chinese monks play. After a few hours of this [NSFW] just you try to sock her.

N.Y.C. High Schoolers Getting More Stupiderer…

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

getting dumb

I blame myself. While I sit here and debate which crapper is going to bring New York City back to the forefront of rap music with their fallacious tales of crack sales, there has been a whole generation of kids here in the city falling through the real cracks. There should be alarms going off when the greatest city on the planet can’t graduate more than 40% of its high school population.

I understand that there should be a percentage of kids who just aren’t built for the social promotion that New York City has classically administered, I am one of them, but to lose almost two thirds of your student body is shameful. It guarantees a generation of kids will grow up to be nothing more than the shit shovelers and street cleaners for this faux glitzy town.

All I see are new condominiums being developed in some of the formerly most neglected neighborhoods that the city has. We are spending millions and billions of dollars to attract IKEA and Crate & Barrel to open up megastores and shopping malls. These megaplexes will be staffed by NYC dropouts. This allows the corporations that own these businesses to pay these people a pittance, but it also screws the consumer when customer service is important. This city is split right down the middle now with people that can afford to pay a million dollars to live in a building that prostitues and pimps used to piss on and the rest of us, jockeying for the discarded cardboard box to the high-end Miele refrigerator.

In case you had any bright ideas I am going to put my refrigerator box near the park.

billy sunday

BROKEBACK MEADOWLANDS???

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

pack in the sack

Years ago when I did a brief stint as a homeless man I was given some sage advice from one of the veteran residents of the Atlantic Avenue armory. He told me to never trust a Black man that has no facial hair. I came to understand what he was trying to say to me as the years have gone by. I have even cut off my hair at times to go corporate chump when I needed to, but since that time I have always kept a moustache.

stray hand

Beloved New York Giants football player MICHAEL STRAHAN is going through one of the most bitter public divorce trials that I can remember seeing. His former wife has accused him of varying degrees of infidelity from keeping a mistress on the side to now, engaging in a relationship with celebrity doctor, IAN SMITH.

dr. smith

Two Black men without moustaches?!? Where there’s smoke there’s always fire. You could have expected MICHAEL to be on the the D.L. anyhoo since his onfield position is defensive END.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: STAN VAN GUNDY

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

stan van jeremy

One of these guys likes to fuck a lot, while the other just got shafted (no DWYANE WADE’s pantyhose to that last comment).

Images jacked from Day2Day

REVENGE OF THE NERDS: The SideKick Story Conclusion

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

urkel

SIDEKICK is finally returned, Dominican Mexican girl gets pinched by the jake. All’s well that ends well in nerdom.