Archive for August, 2006

SUPREMACY IS THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

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I don’t know how many of you picked up the news feed of G DUBBZ dismissing Disney/ABC’s SAM DONALDSON as a “has-been” when he asked him a question in the White House briefing room. The president was even self-deprecating at moments as he managed to not answer anything and not really even have a clue as to why he was at the podium.

The movie ‘Inconvenient Truth’ was about global warming and our government’s complicit nature for this occurrence. There will be more discussions about global warming in one week than there will be about the real inconvenient truth. Supremacy isn’t new to the U.S. or to the world. It’s the reason why Africa is so fucked the fuck up and also the reason why the Cleveland Indians mascot is named Chief Wahoo. It can be outrightly agressive as when a nation is carved into pieces by people that don’t even live there or it can be as pervasively subtle as a children’s cartoon.

How do we attack this monster? By confronting it everywhere that it exists. By telling it that we won’t drink from the Kool-Aid bowl of privilege any longer. People of color that read this blog unfortunately are powerless to do these two things and effectuate change. Only children of privilege can make this truth no longer viable. Therein lies the heart of the inconvenient truth. If all things were considered equal, from education to empowerment, would children of privilege be able to survive on the planet without their planes, tanks, bombs and guns?

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE! > STRAIGHT LACED

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

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Consider this late night drop to be a PSA of sorts to all the sneakerheads that fall thru this spot. Niketown will have free booklets from time to time featuring the new programs that the brand is ushering in. Way back in the beginning of the year when NIKE was gearing up for the ‘Joga Bonito’ line of footwear and apparel they issued a booklet that described some of soccer’s most famed teams and oval pitches where the game’s history resides.

Being the junk junkie that I am I decided to keep a few booklets for myself. Not really knowing what I would use them for, but understanding that I would eventually find a place for them. The booklets are typical NIKE produced items in that they are slickly done collector’s items in their own right. One of the vintage soccer teams described in the book was the 1930’s New York Americans. They are the forefathers to the swanky New York Cosmos teams of the mid-1970’s. The NY Americans were internationally regarded as one of the best teams in the game.

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This set features a a pair of Air Max 1 Premium, as well as one New York Americans tee along with a ‘Joga Bonito’ booklet and a pack of stickers. This will be one of my sets that I take on tour with me to show the effects of NIKE brand product synergy. Pray for me.

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KAIJU IS THAT CRACK

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

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If you effs with this site on the regulack then you heard me mention the Kaiju Big Battel a few weeks ago. Kaiju Big Battel is a mash up of Japanese Anime and WWE wrestling while wearing Godzilla monster or sports mascot costumes. It’s funny as all get out because of how they ape the ‘professional’ wrestling subplots and fighting styles. My ladybug knows the type of shit that sits in the center of my wheelhouse and when she told me to leave my Friday night open I got all excited.

Kaiju Big Battel was definitely created by someone who has dropped some mean peyote. Kaiju is the Japanese word for monster. Godzilla and all the various nemesis characters he fought would be kaiju. These kaiju that I saw wear similiar rubber and foam costumes just better. The character costumes are colorful and trippy and they even have pyschedelic names like Dust-Ed Bunny and Mega Shrooma. The characters revolve around a virtual universe that is controlled by an evil scientist called Dr.Cube. Think of him as an evil VINCE McMAHON. Dr.Cube’s minions fight against the good guys for control of the city. Just like in the Godzilla movies, the city ends up being trashed to pieces as the combatants body slam each other and crash through the arena with reckless abandon.

Kaiju Big Battel is so ready for prime time as a concept. They just need some tighter scripting to really translate their project to the masses. There was a wacky Japanese speed metal band that opens for the battle. Those fools rocked even though you really can’t tell what they are saying. As a fringe event that you can get zooted at with your buds it’s still a winner, but if they were to polish the edges a bit this project could be sold to the kids in the suburbs. Licensing toy deals for the characters along with children’s clothing to match their favorite character would take the projects earning potential to the top. Listen to me, I sound like CLYDE SMITH. Enjoy some of the pics from the evening. Go see the Kaiju Big Battel when it comes to your town.

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KAIJU BIG BATTEL

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KAIJU BIG BATTEL

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Friday, August 11th, 2006

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Say what you want to about PUFF(because I sure do), he is still part of a great movement in Hip-Hop music. If you have a few minutes to spare, reminisce on what could have been had the T.I.’s not decided to kill our heroes.

M.T.V. = FOREVER 21

Friday, August 11th, 2006

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BYRON CRAWFORD skimmed over a great big broadcasting quagmire from a few weeks ago. He prah’lee didn’t want to open a can of whoopass on the T.I.’s running this rap shit since he is about to become some kind of media executive at Harris Publishing. BYRON can keep his boots clean on this one anyhoo since I have a vendetta for a ‘V’ (no Lance Bass).

Viacom Corp’s favorite little girl just turned 25yrs old. M.T.V. is no longer a teenager or even a college student. M.T.V. is now an old whore like your homegirl JENNY McCARTHY or worse, wrinkly stunt Madonna. They have been perpetrating the fraud that they were a teenager for years now. They haven’t been a teenager since that hump CARSON DALY left to spoon ballsachs at 3am in the morning.

You know they’re desperate to appear young because they have been stealing concepts from cutting edge cultural trendsetters. M.T.V.2 heisted a marketing campaign from my peeps over at Soul In Code. Damn M.T.V., what’s really good?!? Your paper ain’t long enough? Word to Wall Street is that Viacom was bubbling hard in the 2Q. I know Big Brother won’t spare any expense to make you happy since you bring him all the children of America for him to feed off. You suck their souls right out from their eye sockets. I imagine that’s why your parent network C.B.S. uses that eyeball logo.

I try to tell the little peoples that I mentor that television only tells lies to your vision, but they just don’t hear me though. In any case I see you getting old over there M.T.V. and I see you trying to hold onto your position as the #1 global cultural hustler. Don’t sleep, the kids are gonna peep your game soon and then you will become as irrelevent as Viacom’s adopted Negro stepchild (B.E.T.). Your supremacist misogynistic programming can’t save you either.

M.T.V., you are going down harder than an Israeli guided missle in a Beirut kindergarten. M.T.V., I wouldn’t even have sex with you using one of the Duke lacrosse players shafts (no COLIN FINNERTY). M.T.V., I can’t wait to dance on your dead body.

p.s. NICK CANNON would get the Black whupped off his azz if he talked sideways about my lady. I would take one of FONZWORTH BENTLEY’s dildo umbrellas and open it up inside of him.

p.s.s. Happy birthday, you nasty, trashy, hateful, supremacist, racist cunt!

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