The original Mayor SLICKBACK McCHEESE practicing his form.
Archive for September, 2006
The Devil Made Him Do It…
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
Before I get up in Harlem’s House of Reps CHARLES RANGEL’s azz (no LEVAR BURTON) I just wanted to submit further proof to you that ’80s babies don’t know shit.
As I was walking through midtown Manhattan to meet up with my ladyfriend for dinner I saw the Honorable Doctor Reverend JESSE JACKSON with a small entourage going into their hotel. I admit to be slightly joyous to see the Reverend and I yelled to him, “Run JESSE, Run!” A huge cheesesmile wrapped around my face when the Reverend turned around and raised his hand. The police officer that was nearest to me told me that she didn’t find my remarks amusing in the least. I asked her how old she was. She replied that it was none of my business and that my statement was in effect a problem. I then told her that I asked her age because what I shouted out was JESSE JACKSON’s campaign slogan in the 1984 presidential primaries. The cop then admitted that she would have only been two years old at the time. Like many people have already said on the site… ’80s babies don’t know shit.
The new buzz about HUGO CHAVEZ is how the mainstream media has taken umbrage to his rant. Inside of the United States, talking truth to power has to be couched inside of a comedy routine or a cartoon. Otherwise people become very uncomfortable. Like I told you people before, supremacy is the inconvenient truth. At some point in the story of humnakind this fact will have to make itself blatant again, but for the time being we aren’t supoosed to speak on the white elephant sitting in our living rooms. With all the BILL O’REILLY slash RUSH LIMBAUGHs that got their faces pushed out of place by CHAVEZ remarks the MSM chose to highlight the rebuke of CHAVEZ from a local New York politrickster.
Talk about a schwartze in a fancy schmatte, CHARLES RANGEL never met a buffet table that he didn’t like and when the White House told him to get his fat ass on the newsreels he hopped right to it. Vintage house nigger status.
“You don’t come into my country, you don’t come into my congressional district, and you don’t condemn my president. If there’s any crticism of President Bush, it should be restricted to Americans – whether we voted for him or not.”
CHARLES RANGEL needs a ‘HO SIT DOWN!’ for opening his fat mouth. In the over thirty years that RANGEL has been reppin’ Harlem in the U.S. House of Representatives what do the niggers in his Harlem congressional district have to show for his work. The lowest test scores in the state for reading and math. The lowest family net wealth per capita. The only thing that keeps Harlem from being as poor and drug dependent as the South Bronx are all the dogwalkers that were able to buy brownstones when the crack epidemic 1980’s reduced Harlem’s property values to scratch. CHARLES RANGEL was bought and sold even before that so his stake in Harlem is totally superficial.
I blame you uptown niggers for letting this man get fat on your creative and moral equity. It’s time for more of you niggers to switch party affiliations and vote that cracker RANGEL into retirement. Peep the quote attributed to RANGEL in the attached image. Yeah, I agree that the myth of supremacy must be shattered, because it’s NOT a myth. It is real and it goes down on the regulack. The single greatest trick of the devil was convincing people that he didn’t exist. The second greatest trick of the devil was in making people think he was dumb.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRESH PRINCE
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
I gotta show love to anybody that shares my born day week no matter how brokeback their style might get sometimes
HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
I have been getting my apartment into some semblance of order for the New Year. What has been wildly cool is that JOHN COLTRANE’s birthday party broadcast coincided with Rosh Hashanah so I didn’t have to go on my terrace and blow the the shofar, instead I just let ‘TRANE blow his horn for me. I have so much to thank AUM for that I wasn’t sure where to begin.
I have to start with my ladyfriend / almost fiance / sperm receptacle / love of my life. She is incredibly patient and trusting and I work my azz off to hopefully provide her with the life I think she deserves.
My family gives me constant agita, but without them I wouldn’t have a foundation to build from. My mother is a problematic enabler and my brother is wrapped up in the throes of alcoholism and addiction. I have been there myself and I realize that no one leaves that place until they decide that they want to. Pray for the both of them.
In only over a year of broadcasting live via DALLASPENN dot com we have attracted so many friends that I have to give thanks to all of you that have supported me directly and indirectly at this site. Special thanks to LIAM, PARIS, TAMRA, NISA, RAFI, REGGIE, BYRON, SHAREKA, TONY, RAHSHAAN, VIK and SHA’AKIRA.
Today’s lesson is to illustrate the difference between being a Jew and being jewish. Most of you understand that AUM had chosen a group of people to retain the message of the lifegiver. They were called the Hebrews. They were responsible for carrying the message and the faith. The Hebrews have been visited by many hardships and difficulties in order to test their faith and their devotion. The unimaginable universe is the reward for their unyielding faith, while many punishments are issued when they move astray. The Hebrew or Jew as you may choose to call them has been forced into slave bondage several times for his disobedience to AUM, the one true GOD, the nameless, the one with many names. These things were told to the Jew in the scriptures and it was his responsibility to live a righteous and pious life.
The Jew isn’t just a descendent of the ancient Hebrew, but he is also someone that strives to live by the tenets that were decreed pleasing and faithful to the One. Being a Jew is a fulltime occupation and not something that can be turned on or off like a light switch. When one claims to be jewish they are in effect becoming the equivalent of the colors lavendar or aqua in relation to the color blue. Those people are blue-ish. Something like the color blue in certain dark or obscured lights, but definitely not blue when the true light is shone upon them.
I implore all Hebrews and Jews to reaffirm your faith in the one true and manifest your devotion as you understand it must be given. Otherwise you are simply being colored and ultimately, transparent.
JOHN COLTRANE x MILES DAVIS – SO WHAT
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006
Watching this clip is like seeing a reel of a vintage negro league game featuring WILLIE MAYS and HENRY AARON. The two masters put it down this evening.
Put it in the atmosphere if you got some. My boy hooked me up with a few bottles of that “Epiphany” a/k/a the piffy piff so I am about to turn out the lights on this side.
See ya’ when I see ya’.