Archive for October, 2006

OAKTOWN STAND UP!?!

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

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Other than my New York Mets, the Major League Baseball playoffs have become the representation for some long forgotten ‘hoods. When I think of Detroit, St. Louis and Oakland I think of three urban centres that didn’t even get any money during the BILL CLINTON era so you can only imagine how forgotten they are under the son of a BUSH regime.

I remember visiting Detroit in 2003 and peeping how many homeless Black men there were. Detroit was so fucked up that I remember seeing a vacant office building tha!t had once housed a Foot Locker store at the ground floor, and the goddamned signage was falling off the facade. What kind of godforsaken city are you living in where the niggas let the sneaker store go out of business?

These were vibrant and vital areas to the growth of Hip-Hop as an artistic movement and I thought I should take a moment to highlight to highlight some of the artists and musicians that made these cities special.

TOO SHORT
This dude was the blueprint for the independent distribution effort that leads to a major label deal. Original TOO SHORT cassette tapes sell on eBay for upwards of $200 dollars. That’s major playin’.

TRICK TRICK
Fuck what you heard, this dude is one of the realest to ever grab a mic. Miami’s TRICK DADDY found out the hard way that these Detroit boys don’t play. When I was in Detroit to interview EMINEM for his mega-concert at Ford Field I ran into TRICK TRICK and his crew. In a short time they let me see who really runs the ‘D’.

NELLY
The only things that come from St. Louis are queers and beer (nullus to BOL). Your boy NELSON got on a DWIGHT GOODEN throwback in this video. Clairvoyant? I think so.

Did You Kiss A Mexican In The Mouth Today?!?

Monday, October 9th, 2006

chica

Every Columbus Day I feel like taking a Mexican girl back to my apartment and getting all conquistador on her little love box.

In honor of the fact that the Mexicans rolled out the red carpets for the Spaniards like it was the Hip Hop Honors Awards I will save the date rape for another day and just tune in to my homey TONY’s KANSAS CITY.

It’s way easier than carrying some girl up four flights of stairs inside a duffle bag.

The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.5

Monday, October 9th, 2006

peep the eagle

Philly get’s their wish, well, sort of…

For one brief moment the kid was looking like he was going to run the table on y’all fools, but by 7:30pm it was all set in stone. Them Eagles had a point to prove and my ‘Boys weren’t ready for prime time. The season is still young but right now we might be looking at a birdbrain Super Bowl – Ravens vs. Eagles. Like I said, the season is still young.

Talk about crash landing. The Jets got pwn3d something crazy by Jacksonville. Chicago and new England handled their B.I.’s and the Chiefs were a surprising winner to me, but MATT LEINART did get his rocks off.

Only two of y’all actually ran the table including CANDICE, who incidentally was the only person prior to this week to go seven for seven. In a few more weeks I might run some over under action in order for those of us that arfe lagging behind to have a chance at making this this a contest. As it stands now, the women are the cream of the crop. Here’s a tally for all the players in the DP dot com football pool (parentheses = overall score)…

THE DALLAS = 5 pts (17)
CANDICE = 7 pts (24)
TIFFANY = 6 pts (17)
40 DAWG a/k/a THE LIGHT SKINNED RICHARD ROUNDTREE = 6 pts (17)
LM = 6 pts (21)
AMADEO = 5 pts (19)
SKAGGER VANCE = 5 pts (5) **Skagger Vance = Skeeter Valentine?!?**
JESSE = 5 pts (14)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 6 pts (19)
Mr.KAMOJI = 6 pts (19)
EL A IN THE D = 6pts (11)
PRYNSEX = 6 pts (14)
S DOT = 6 pts (22)
J trademark = 7 pts (7)
SASQUATCHFART = 6 pts (15)
ALEX2.0 = 7 pts (20)
RD = 6 pts (16)

The one thing I am learning from this pool is not to bet against women. CANDICE still rocks pole position for next weeks up coming games.

VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

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First off, I have to show love to the people at VH-1 that read my site on the regulack and invited me to work the red carpet for the 2006 Hip-Hop Honors Awards show. When you see the broadcast of the show you will be treated to a view of one of the truly historic Hip-Hop concerts. The performances were all sharp and there are some dope surprises tucked into the show. Tune in to VH-1 on October 17th @ 9:00pm. You won’t be disappointed.

As far the red carpet was concerned it was a super charged setting filled with so many artists and personalities that I can’t recount them all. There are a few people that stood out in my mind so let me give you the scoop on them…

MASTER P was unavailable, but KING TEE pitched in to do my cameraman work at the last second. Without his help I wouldn’t have been as on point as I was. You need several sets of eyes to help you navigate the swirl of activity on the carpet.

ESKAY from NAH’RIGHT is a beast! He had a designated spot of the carpet right near the stage. It looks like that XXL/Harris Publishing machinery has found out what most of us on the internets knew already.

DON DIVA Magazine held it down right alongside me and occasionally stole my shine, but they were veterans on the red carpet and they were smart enough to bring their product with them.

MUSIC CHOICE video show was on my other side and they were cool too. The lesson I took from them is that I need to step my recording equipment game up. Next year I come out the gate with a DP dot com flagged microphone.

RAKIM ALLAH, the God emcee, is one of the classiest artists ever in the world of Hip-Hop. I hope for nothing but continued success from him. This dude is unpretentious and cool as all shit.

FAT JOE keeps it realer than most all day, everyday. He spent some good time chatting with us and even gave me a few drops for this websites upcoming podcasts.

ICE CUBE also kicked it with me for a hot second second and dropped some real street knowledge on what Hip-Hop needs to do to remain relevant art form into the next generation. ICE CUBE is a superior performer too. Wait ’til you see his stage show.

MC LYTE is still my girl. I haven’t seen her in a loooooooong time and she still remembers the kid. Bigger than all that is the fact that he looked great and hasn’t aged a bit. She also killed it onstage.

KWAME is my dude from way before this rap shiite so you know he gave the website some sick drops.

You can’t play with my YOYO. This is my rappin’ baby mama. She was dimed out like a mother.

True to form, REMY MA was a hot mess.

The BEASTIE BOYS weren’t as cool as I imagined…

A funny moment was WONDER MIKE from the SugarHill Gang looking to get some sound bites in with the press corps. I used that time he was standing around to fix my equipment. Instead I should have asked him what it felt like to be famous for stealing someone’s rhymebook?

WENDY WILLIAMS is a biiiiiig bitch, but she is totally hittable, as my dude ZILLA would say.

The original gangster ICE T and his hot piece of azz wife showed some love to the kid too. I ccould have totally stuck my tongue down her bulbous breasts.

The RZA and GZA were dope enough to give me some sick drops on my microphone. When I redo my ‘KILLA BEEZ FOR LIFE’ mix CD I will include those joints.

All in all it was a great day and the show that VH-1 produced was incredible. I may have to give Viacom a pass from my wrath for a few weeks, or until the next coonfest FLAVOR FLAV program they create.

“I AM HIP-HOP, WE ARE ALL HIP-HOP”
– KRS-1

krs

G DUBBZ And The GOP Rock On For Hip-Hop Honors Week?!?

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

rock on

Son of a BUSH and original gangster family member, G DUBBZ, has seen this all before. Even with a national approval rating dipping towards historical single digits there’s still a ‘What Me Worry’ attitude at the White House. These are the folks that stayed at the craps table on the Titanic. By forcing the big oil companies to take their feet off our throats it looked like the Grand Ol’ Party was going to pull off a November surprise and retain most of their entrenched power throughout the Senate and the Congress, but then some thing funny happened to the party of morals and values. Take a walk with me through the recent newsreel…

Congressman MARK FOLEY’s actions have given me someone to highlight in my declaration’s of non-gayness and he will be responsible for a couple of people losing their jobs, but the real problem that is symptomatic with the power structure on the Beltway will remain. Men like FOLEY are allowed to exist in their world without judgement or repercussions because we are cynically ruled by our government. These politicians have such a disdain for us that it manifests itself in an above the law attitude.

Do you think we are in Iraq by accident? A group of people saws the advantage and the tremendous resource of oil and decided that they should possess it outright. There was never any consideration for the losses of our bothers, sisters, sons and daughters to the cold desert. The United Nations was pushed aside like a skinny woman trying to save the smelly arab kid from getting punched in the mouth by the 800 lb. gorilla bully. Even though the situation in Iraq is now pointing towards a firece civil war between Muslim factions with our troops unfortunately caught out there in no-man’s land, the Republicans have earmarked $20 million for the printing of new ‘Mission Accomplished’ banners.

Although it seems that the war in Iraq and the blatant lack of morals displayed by this administration may help to shift the direction of our country in November, it is still up to us to insure this. Make sure that you are registered to vote and I would also like to ask you to register as a Republican. It’s time to change our government into the people that represent our actual morality and sense of community. You can’t fix a car engine while the hood is down, you have to go on the inside.

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