Archive for October, 2006

ALICIA KEYS = HARDBODY BUTCH

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

nas n keys

I am going to use the word ‘HARDBODY’ all day long when I see ALICIA KEYS give a man dap like this. You know that broad is a hardbody jailhouse butch bitch. She’ll cut a motherfucker too.

All you ALICIA KEYS fans can catch her doing voice overs for the popular children’s animated series ‘The Backyardigans’. Children’s cartoons are cool for Ms. KEYS because there is all kinds of gender manipulation going on.

Israel Doesn’t Care About Gaza Public Schools…

Sunday, October 8th, 2006

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I pitch a bitch about the state of public education here in America because on a whole it seems that the government would rather invest in prisons than in empowering future generations, but leave it to the T.I.’s to show me how supremacy really works. It’s never enough to hijack somebody’s house, but when you refuse to let them drink from their own faucets you are officially beasting out.

Israel has refused to release the tax revenues to the Palestinian Authority and they have convinced America and the European Union to not recognize the democratically elected Hamas led government. What this means is that government employees have not been paid for nearly six months. All kinds of services suffer under these sanctions and the ones that are always the hardest hit are the schools. In a land of tumult that Palestine has become it seems to me that schools and education are a luxury that the populace can no longer afford. Instead, the education becomes that of hate for the colonists and European settlers, perpetuating the cycle of violence for another generation.

I am beginning to understand that supremacy needs the disonance and unrest that it promotes in order to maintain it’s power. By establishing a permanent underclass supremacy creates a never ending source of ‘terrorists’ and ‘insurgents’ that will be reacted to with indiscretionary force. More arms must be fabricated and more wars will be fought.

This doesn’t have to be the fate of humankind, but it will need people to do a lot more this November than read this crappy blog.

vote or die

KANGAY: ALREADY MARRIED TO JOHN LEGEND…

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

kangay

Here’s my question… What is KANGAY going to do with all those handdrawn nude potraits he made of JOHN LEGEND that hang over his headboard?

Dude should auction them off for a HIV/AIDS research charity.

SPRINT Nextel Doesn’t Totally Suck Azz…

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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In my quest to have used a cellphone from every provider availale I find myself within the Sprint Nextel network. I don’t have one of those chirping Sprint phones because those are gay. Just a regular cellphone with an MP3 player, and internets service and a back massager.

Just as I was throwing my last provider to the curb I saw a promotion for the sleek Samsung A900 model so I figured I could eff with Sprint for a minute or two since their equipment was totally sexy (no MARK FOLEY). Turns out that Sprint isn’t half bad either as a service provider. Dead zones aren’t nearly the problem that they were 10 years ago since there are cell towers on almost every street corner. The new demon is the amount of radiation that you are absorbing while using your cell phone. Motorola’s SLVR and RAZR phones are the highest on the list. Samsung, not so much.

I will enjoy this Sprint Samsung phone until that next new new drops where cellphone service providers put the microchip inside of my forehead.

IRON MAN LIVES AGAIN

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

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If you haven’t already heard about the Marvel Comics ‘Iron Man’ movie…

JOHN FAVREAU is directing.

ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. is playing TONY STARK.

RZA is doing the soundtrack featuring Ghostface Killer.

O.K., I’m lying about that last part, but how sweet would that be? ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. is a good choice too, since I can believe that he understands the struggle with inner demons. FAVREAU is supposed to be some kind of comic geek from way back so I want to trust his judgement too.

All I’m saying is that Marvel better have at least one song from Big Ghost on the movie soundtrack.

Here are a few CGI renderings of the invincible Iron Man.

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These last two renderings are the shizznit. I hope this is where they go with the design.

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