Archive for January, 2007

DP Dot Com Is For The Ladies…

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

JOHN LEGEND – P.D.A. (shouts to the people at

For The Love Of Mayhem and Miller…

Monday, January 29th, 2007

the dark knight

In an effort to suck some more money out of the die hard Dark Knight fans DC Comics has released a set of rare artwork from the seminal FRANK MILLER created mini-series ‘The Dark Knight Returns’.

Interest was renewed in the series during the 20th anniversary of its original issue

Note to Time/Warner AOL execs… Send me my copy bitches.

The Greatest Love Of All…

Monday, January 29th, 2007

jimmy mac

Let me just get this off my chest from the gate… I hate the Indianapolis Colts because of PEYTON MANNING. I hate the fact that he has been the reason that the Colts were always considered to be a league powerhouse. I really like TONY DUNGY. I wanted TONY DUNGY to be successful because he is a good brother. Low key, intelligent, hard working and lightskinned. TONY DUNGY was part of the movement bringing lightskin brothers back to the top of the Black Man Diaspora hierarchy. We hadn’t been this far up since AL B. SURE, PRINCE and COCKROACH were prominent.

I rooted for TONY in Tampa. They should never have fired dude. He almost got them there too, but a blasted Black quarterback couldn’t help him get over the hump. Don’t even try to tell me that hump BRAD JOHNSON was a better QB than SHAUN KING was!?! O.K. So maybe BRAD was a better QB. Tampa’s victory in the 2002 Super Bowl was all about the defense that TONY DUNGY crafted down there. The Bucs never had a losing season under TONY DUNGY after his first season with the team. JON GRUDEN has coached the team to three losing seasons in his five years with the team. Why isn’t that shitbag standing on the unemployment line? No matter how bad JON GRUDEN sucks as a coach you will never see a blonde dude without a job. I suppose that’s un-American.

Damn if I didn’t hate PEYTON MANNING with all my soul I might be able to root for TONY this time. TONY DUNGY gave the ultimate sacrifice for a Super Bowl ring too. He lost his eldest son in 2005 and that reason might make me give the Colts a pass for this years’ big game.

Nahhhh! I hate PEYTON way too much, plus my big homey P-CITY is from the Chi. Sorry TONE, dump DJ Longneck and maybe I’ll let you win the big one.

From Gaza With Love…

Monday, January 29th, 2007


Will the crazy madness in Palestine ever be put on pause? Prah’lee not. There’s some more shit going down over there with the love affair between Israel and their disaffected, displaced wig brushers. Israel’s foot has been buried so deep in the Palestinian’s arse a new appendage grew out several years ago. Most people refer to them as Hamas. These are the folks that think that they can beat back supremacy. Just when you think that Israel has killed enough kids in the West Bank to shut Hamas up forever, they come back with some rock throwing bullshit.

If you thought that everyone in Palestine was a Zionist h8r then you are dead wrong (excuse the pun). There’s a group of Palestinians called Fatah that wants to have peace in the region so much that they are killing Hamas supporters like they were Jews. Are you confused? My bad. Let me break shit down for you in the parlance that most of us Americans recognize.


You should look at Hamas as if they were the New York Knicks. Yeah, they’re a scrappy bunch, but they can’t get too far into the Palestinian playoffs because they don’t have the firepower. Fatah is like the Washington Wizards since they play in a different division of the same conference. Fatah has GILBERT ARENAS, ANTAWN JAMISON, CARON BUTLER and that other dude. So they have more firepower, but still no defense.

The reason why Fatah has more firepower is because they traded with the Western Idealogical Conference for ARENAS. At the end of the day the West is going to pwn whoever from the east steps up for the championship. Fatah will do whatever it takes to keep Hamas from going to the Palestinian playoffs. Fatah is all ready poised to throw the series for the check that the second place team gets. Too bad for the Fatah fans that the money they get still won’t keep the Western Conference from relocating their team.

gaza b-ball

Some Shit I Learnt In The Land Of The Sundancers…

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

black skiers

Negroes go skiing!?!?!

Never in my cotton picking life would I believe that so many jigs listened to Talk Talk and also went skiing. Real skiing too, not just posing in a parka with some goggles on your head like I do. The Black folk that came to Park City, Utah were not just mulatto COLIN POWELL apologists either. There were even some darkskin Blacks with moustaches. Whoa! Sundance blew my mind like that. If I ever give up this Hip-Hop shit I know that there will be a community ready to embrace me on the left coast. Peep this shit…And the video channel is called ‘BUPPIE TV’!?!?!?!

What the fuck the fuck is BUPPIE TV you ask? Is it the dream realized? Is it the negro network that BILL COSBY once envisioned for himself where DuBOIS’ Talented Tenth and BOOKER T’s Ascendant Negores create programming that displays the diversity and intelligence of African Americans?

NIGGA PLEASE!!! BUPPIE TV is just some more of that Black Bullshit.This is why the ‘Internets Celebrities’ are so necessary in today’s world. We bring the truth to the light. We represent for all of those people that live in their parent’s basements and get outside not so much. We represent for all of those people that don’t date as often as they might like to because of things like speech impediments or body odor. We represent for all the nerds, geeks and dweebs on the internets that dream of living the lifestyle, but they don’t have 1/1000 million billionth of that BILL GATES type scrilla.


The ‘Internets Celebrities’ are real people for the people.

The Internets Celebrities Go To The Sundance Film Festival series of videos rocks on with Episode 4 titled “Sundance Real Facts” and will continue this week up to Episode 7. Please join this movement and show love to all the people that sit on the internets all day drinking red Kool-Aid from their “special” cup with the R2-D2 crazy straw.