The Deuno is fucked the fuck up because of how it sneaks up on your azz (figuratively and literally). There you are at the urinal taking a nice piss and you feel what amounts to be a gas bubble so you grant permission to your ass to let the gas bubble pass through. Trust me, there is nothing more relaxing than letting one rip while you are releasing a Numero Uno. The only problem is when some sinister shit is brewing (figuratively and literally).
I imagine that the Deuce army has kidnapped a gas bubble and put a gun to it’s head. The Deuce army tells the gas bubble to ring the nerve alarm to let it out and they threaten the gas bubble not to alert the body defense system that they are coming out as well. As the passages are opened the Deuce army rushes out with the gas bubble. Nervous system receptacles detect moisture and materials along with the gas bubble, but unfortunately it’s already too late to prevent some leakage.
New cotton undergarments are required.
