Archive for April, 2007

HAITI = GLOBALLY MOST GULLY

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

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Editor’s note: This news article was sent to me from the internets most hardbody Haitian, COMBAT JACK…

We’ve been down this road so many times before, but now the white are starting to take notice…

Being the western hemisphere’s most hardbody nation was never going to be enough for the Haitian massive and it turns out that their rampant gulliness stacks up well across the globe. Forbes magazine is publishing a listing of all the most corrupt nations across the planet. It’s an interesting read when you do the knowledge within the supremacy sponsored article. This is actually a list of all the countries that supremacy has shit on the hardest, and therefore they are forever submersed in shit. It’s some crazy shit.

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Better than reading the whole mound of supremacist economic propaganda is to view the list in pictures via slideshow.

Forbes Magazines’s List of World’s Most Corrupt Nations

I Believe The Children Are The Future…

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

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Shout to Sexual Chocolate and Pardon Me Duke

Hate it or love it we can’t leave Iraq until we kill all the babies with birth defects. Did you think Agent Orange was the bitch of the bunch?

Nahh mayne that white phosphorous and depleted uranium will fuck you the fuck up.

Peep those arab Iraqi shorties (THAT LINK IS HARDBODY. DON’T CLICK THAT SHIT IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH).

This little nigga is alive and he aint even got no front to his grill. This is the problem with colored kids. They don’t know when to simply die.

This world is evil lil’ shorty, you need to just kill yourself
-Billy X. Sunday

We gon’ kill you at some point anyhoo. Maybe the pharmaceutical industrial complex can use shorty for some good. I’m sorry that you had to come to us at this time. Humanity isn’t ready right now. Let’s pray that GOD gives your soul to a species that deserves it.

The Internets Celebrities Takeover…

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

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In a subtle way, we are deciding the future of the world…

The Internets Celebrities director and film editor CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI is getting in front of the camera for a new video about the most reviled and misunderstood people on the the internets – The First Sayers

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

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Rejoice in the streets Sneaker Fiends.

NIKE has retro’d the greatest of the Holy Grails. The Air Tech Challenge is my favorite tennis shoe of all time. It’s an all purpose sneaker that is great for cross-training and aerobics. I use them for styling on fools.

The AGASSI mullet however, is no longer available.

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NIKE honored the high intensity colorways of the originals even though they didn’t retro the rubber flecked foam midsole that the grape colorway sported back in the day.

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AMY WINEHOUSE Has Got Issues…

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

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I’m not as hip as y’all might think. I slept on this chick AMY WINEHOUSE for months until C.S. played her album for me. I closed my eyes and I swore that I was listening to LAURYN HILL. I love the naked emotion that she transfers through her music. I expect to hear a track with her doing nothing else but crying out loud.

AMY WINEHOUSE continues a long line of white women from Britain doing sould music. Remember LISA STANSFIELD? And there was SINEAD O’CONNOR? I can never forget SADE either. WINEHOUSE’s voice and style even separates her from all of those great singers. On her most recent album ‘Back To Black’ she is accompanied by the Dap Kings. These dudes are the house band for the Daptones music label. They specialize in a sound that is reminiscent of 1950’s rock and soul.


‘Love Is A Losing Game’


‘Back To Black’

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AMY WINEHOUSE is getting as much press for personal life as she is for her music. She appears at some of her performances drunk or drugged up and other times she just cancels her show outright. There’s the story of AMY vomitting on stage after a performance because he was so fuked up. The truth is that I can dig on a chick that vomits publicly. Not that dry heave crap either, but actual chunks baby.

She was advised by her management company to go into a rehab clinic and get her shit straightened out. Her response was to fire that management company and write a song about NOT going to rehab. Give her credit for her gullyness. She’s even sassy enough to pen a song telling people to stop leeching off her drug stash. AMY WINEHOUSE has got issues that’s for sure, but I ain’t mad at her one bit. Until LAURYN comes back to us I will settle for this bootleg British export.


‘Go To Rehab’


‘Addicted’

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