Archive for May, 2007

The DP Dot Com Intern Search…

Friday, May 25th, 2007

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It’s hard out here on a word pimp. I have several projects stuck in development because the website has been shortstaffed this year. Yes, I have a large directory of contributors, but lately only COMBAT JACK and 40 DAWG have been submitting drops for this site. You all should already know where BILLY SUNDAY now does his thing. The time has come for DP Dot Com to begin their very first intern search.

Almost anyone can be an intern here at DP Dot Com. All that is required from you for sure is a love for the blog game. If you have an opinion and it’s relevant to some of the news and events that are happening in the world today then you are DP Dot Com material. DP Dot Com is also an Equal Opportunity Employer. Since our internships don’t have a salary (but you do get free shit over time) we can offer your college or paid employer a letter of recommendation. In the end, what’s better than working at the internets most dangerous website? Here’s a list of some of our open positions…

Tech Guy – Do you understand computers? Good. Because I don’t. I need someone that can help me put music onto the Addict page.

Teen Story Whore – We need someone willing to sleep with people in order to secure gossip and scandals on people that sleep with people to secure gossip. And scandals.

If you know anything about computers and random sex you should send me an e-mail (no ROSIE O’DONNELL).

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THE FLAWLESS HUSTLE RE-LAUNCH PARTY x GABEROCKKA HOUSEWARMING PICNIC…

Friday, May 25th, 2007

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Trust me, I’m having fun…

Being an Internets Celebrity has it’s advantages. Some are pretty obvious like being recognized in a bodega and getting a free .50cent bottle of Tropical Fantasy iced tea. The not so obvious perks are the invites to other Internets Celebrities house parties. I’m not one to turn down free booze so when I got the invite to fucks with the crew from Flawless Hustle I knew I would have to put my wobbly boots on. These kids party harder than BRITNEY SPEARS on a weekend bender.

The Flawless Hustle crew starts off with my homey GABEROCKKA.

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GABE is a lot like me except he’s ten years younger than I am. He’s a supreme Hip-Hop head, sneakerfiend, style addict, womanizer, alcoholic, bonafide New York City kid. GABE’s a good dude who is constantly trying to not be a good dude because good dudes get shitted on. GABE also stays ahead of the curve. I predicted this summer that southeast Asian chicks would be the takeover. That’s GABE’s steez every summer.

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GABE is a as happy as a pig in shit when he macks the ladies.

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KEITH is another dude under the Flawless Hustle umbrella. Me and dude could build for hours on comic books and fanboy shit. KEITH came to my New Year’s Eve houseparty with a magnum of expensive champagne. These niggas from FH are young, but they come into the game correct.

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Dude on the left is Mooves and homey in the black hoody is MIKE the founder of Flawless Hustle. I asked MIKE when they were gonna roll out the revamped site and he told me that they were still getting the bugs out. The new Flawless Hustle will be a lifestyle source site. They’re going to publish all the things they can find that reflect Hip-Hop culture for the twenty something Brooklynite. Actually, the twenty something urbanite. From choice spots to dine and shop to articles that represent the mindset of the fresh kids on the comeup. I’m hell’a honored that these dudes find DP Dot Com to be that crack for them.

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The secondary part of the evening was to welcome GABE back to NYC. He’d been living in purgatory a/k/a Boston, MA. Home of the humorless fucktard homeland security snafu. Red Solo cups were aplenty and everyone was happy. GABE wouldn’t let me leave without taking the sweater and shirt off his back. GABE is a good dude and I hope Flawless Hustle gets back on their grizzly something mean this year.

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WU-TANG CLAN IS FOR THE CHILDREN…

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

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I really need someone from to throw me a ticket to the Rock The Bells concert here on NYC’s Randall’s Island. I remember when Lollapalooza came to Randall’s Island back in 1995. I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers and GEORGE CLINTON tear down the stage. And then the following year Sonic Youth and the Wu were my favorite sets.

New York City hasn’t seen an outdoor festival concert of this magnitude in over a decade. Have you seen the bill for the Rock The Bells shows? This shit has to be the greatest concert lineup ever in the history of mankind. This is like the Pope performing with Jesus, Zeus and Buddha on the second stage.

Wu-Tang Clan
Rage Against The Machine
Public Enemy
Cypress Hill
The Roots
Nas
Erykah Badu
Mos Def
Pharoe Monch
EPMD
MF DOOM
and more…

^ click on any of the above bands

Rumor has it that Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. are going to be the special surprise guests.

I so need a ticket to this concert.

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

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As I watch the Addict dig through twenty years worth of his clothing collections I remember the days when these items were first fresh to def. I remember that Hip-Hop was using rap music to verbally express it’s upscale aspirations. B-Boys were wearing prepped out clothing from Bally, Gucci and Polo Ralph Lauren. You might have lived in the projects but you would never let that determine your self worth. You were beautiful and smart and handsome and intelligent. Your art and your music told you that much. Your goal was to keep rising to the top.

The ensuing crack epidemic didn’t just kill the fiends, but it killed all of us simultaneously. It killed the young men that were murdered, or went to jail, or lost their humanity. It killed the children that were left to be raised by their tired and elderly grandparents. It killed the community that had only just found it’s footing after decades of struggling for the social right to vote and the human right to be human.

Even with the despair that your community has experienced you still have the chance to succeed, but you have to believe in yourself. Most importantly, you have to believe in your neighbor again. The community can only be rebuilt collectively. Man, woman and child. Brother to brother. Sister to sister. Love = work. Do you have the courage to make time to work for your brother?

I was inspired to do this podcast for all of you fresh to def evolutionaries. All of you kids that came from the city found a way to keep rising to the top despite everything going on around you. Despite crack and broken homes, despite the Central Park jogger, despite YUSUF HAWKINS, despite GAVIN CATO, YANKEL ROSENBAUM and the entire Crown Heights, despite GIULIANI, despite SEAN BELL. True story is that someone’s child over at XXL told me that people that listen to rap don’t want to hear lyrics in their dance music. Do you still have the courage to dance like an 18 year old?

Today’s podcast is brought to you courtesy of the Latin Quarter and Union Square nightclubs. The Rooftop, Empire and U.S.A. rollerskating rinks. Fulton Street, 125th Street, Jamaica Ave., Third Ave., and of course, Delancey Street.


KRS-1 – ‘My Philosophy’


SUPER LOVER CEE & CASANOVA RUD – ‘Do The James’


EPMD – ‘It’s My Thing’


MC LYTE – ‘Paper Thin’


BIG DADDY KANE & KOOL G RAP – ‘Raw (demo)’


STETSASONIC – ‘Go Stetsa’


ULTRAMAGNETIC MC’s – ‘Funky’


DOUG E. FRESH – ‘Nuthin’


PUBLIC ENEMY – ‘Rebel Without A Pause’

CIRCA = The Retro Gear Jumpoff

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

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Imagine being able to go all the way back to 1987 and copp that Polo rugby that you always wanted but you were only seven years old so it wouldn’t have looked right on you. Or that Sergio Tachini sweatsuit, or that MCM leather cap. If retro B-boy flavor is your passion then I have the party for you…

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CIRCA
@ GABRIEL URIST’s Worlds Fair
204 Elizabeth Street (between Prince and Spring Streets)
June 2, 2007 – One Day Only – 12pm to 8pm

Don’t sleep playboys. Copp some one of a kind vintage I.T.’s from the 1970’s-1990’s.

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