Archive for May, 2007

BEISBOL IS STILL STRIKING OUT ON STEROIDS…

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

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GIAMBI’s comments = super hardbody

JASON GIAMBI has thrown the proverbial wrench in the machine by making his almost confession to a USA Today journalist. If he had admitted outright to taking steroids it wouldn’t have been as bad as the comments he made. GIAMBI said that the players AND OWNERS were both duplicitous with equal complicity (no Sylvester the cat).

JASON GIAMBI didn’t tell the whole truth to that Federal grand jury. He omitted the fact the team owners helped facilitate the steroids era by sponsoring the drug dealers trainers that had carte blanche access to the team’s clubhouses, weight rooms and practice areas. People seem to have forgotten how desperate major league team owners were after the season ending strike in 1995. The possibility of making each game a home run derby with souvenir baseballs flying out of the park was just too sexy to resist.

The good times evaporated and the shit bubbled over when BARRY BONDS obliterated the single season home run record. BONDS was arguably the best hitter in baseball already and the 350 ft. lines drives that he normally sprinkled around the outfield became 400ft line drives over the right field fences. BONDS was always this good, but he had the nerve to know it, and the gall to show it. I’m not surprised that Major League team owners threw BARRY BONDS under the bus. They knew that BARRY wasn’t going to put on the white gloves and tapdance around after his retirement like the G.O.A.T. WILLIE MAYS does. BARRY doesn’t have a gambling problem like WILLIE does either.

The real issue that JASON GIAMBI has brought to light is how much of America’s pastime is tied up in penthouse office suites by stuffed suits that care nothing for the integrity or perfection of the game. The owner’s greed begat the player’s greed. So as these rich bastards stumble and stammer over each other’s lies I sit nearly six stories up in the sky watching adults play a gotdamn kid’s game and trying not to get a nosebleed.

I ask you this… Who’s the fool?

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SPIDER-MAN IS THE EFFIN’ MAN!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

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Spider-Man 3 totally pwned the box office even though it was the worst Spidey flick of the SAM RAIMI trinity. Everyone is in agreement that KIRSTEN DUNST should kill herself for ruining the Mary Jane Watson character. M.J. is supposed to be stripper ass hot. Something like this…

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Ya’ dig?!? Nuff’ said.

Bombs Over Baghdad…

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

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The Army’s new recruitment tactics = Bombs Over Baghdad

Shouts to DP Dot Commenter and cRap Music mogul DUBBLE13 who just returned home from his tour in the desert. If we could just return the remaining hundred thousand plus family members then I wouldn’t feel a kind of way about Iraq.

Getting U.S. forces out of Iraq this decade is getting pushed back further and further like a new Memphis Bleek record. Only six months ago the internets let out a hearty huzzah after the mid-term elections were carried by the Democrats, but the last laugh is still G DUBBZ screwface smirk. His smackdown veto of the most recent Iraq funding bill has chickenshit Democrats scrambling around Capitol Hill looking for their mommies. And some of these dudes want to be elected president in 2008? Give me four years of ‘Crazy Guns’ CHENEY.

More money to fight terrorism! Yaaaaaaay! Just in time too since the info has been declassified that OSAMA BIN LADEN is still making mixtapes from his opium honeycomb cave in the desert. OSAMA drops more mixtapes than Lil’ Wayne does. Truth is I can’t understand either of those fools. I just know that OSAMA is funded by the sales of poppy seeds and Lil’ Wayne pops pills like they are sunflower seeds.

The armed forces need more recruits, but no faggots please. Army recruiters search the internets for fags and then they threaten them. A little homegrown terrorism helps in the fight against terrorists. Or so says the Ku Klux Klan.

HIP-HOP NEEDS TO KEEP IT REAL… REAL ESTATE!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

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If Hip-Hop culture has turned thirty years old then someone needs to seriously sit down with Hip-Hop and discuss it’s plans for the future. After three decades of making some people ridiculously wealthy we find that Hip-Hop is about to evicted from it’s home. Hip-Hop was too busy partying and having fun to think about securing a stake in the ownership of it’s history.

Peep this story via Nah’Right Lite…
Will Gentrification Spoil the Birthplace of Hip-Hop?

It’s not just in the Bronx where Hip-Hop’s landmarks are being assailed by greedy land developers, but here in the boro of Brooklyn where thanks to frontman SHAWN CARTER, Forest City Ratner Corp. is determined to change the Brooklyn skyline forever. Everybody already knows about the Atlantic Yards project that will host a sports arena and hundreds of residential units.

There’s also a project in downtown Brooklyn called MetroTech that is also spearheaded by the same former slumlord turned developer BRUCE RATNER. In this project RATNER has decided to transform Brooklyn into a technology hub. Corporations like Chase and Verizon have already leased tens of thousands of square feet of office space. One of the buildings in the second phase of MetroTech’s footprint is a legendary Brooklyn landmark. The Albee Square Mall.


Albee Square Mall (courtesy of UnKut.Com)

Immortalized by the classic Juice Crew anthem of the same name, the Albee Square Mall is where many Brooklynites bought their first sneakers. It’s where I bought my 18k gold toothcap. That shit was so gangsta. Shouts to the Jews from Lebanon. If you are ever in the ‘hood and you need to copp some shit you should fucks with them. All the other Jews and the Sikh Indians are for the fucking birds. They show you contempt even when you are spending your hard earned money with them.

Anyhoo, Albee Square Mall was a hotspot in the eighties. You had to roll through there deep or on the low solo creep. After school the mall was on smash with kids from Westinghouse high school. Cats from Farragut and Walt Whitman Houses(Fort Greene) would patrol the mall as well. No place was more alive with danger and excitement every day. Those days are long past but Albee Square and Fulton Mall still remain. It’s one of the areas that Disney never corrupted with it’s clandestine supremacy motifs. There’s no Target or IKEA yet but if RATNER has his way the Fulton Mall will become upscale and unaffordable, just like Manhattan.

The Hip-Hop generation needs to grow up and reclaim the places where the culture was born inside of them. Don’t waste the intellectual equity that has been rendered by so many artists and creative peoples. Holler at your local politicians and tell them that affordable housing is a must now. Not now, right now.

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JOHN BYRNE DOES THE ‘BAT’…

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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My favorite artist JOHN BYRNE has a few sketches that display his interpretation of the Bat. I see a lot of NEAL ADAMS and even MARSHALL ROGERS’ influence in J.B.’s art.

R.I.P. MARSHALL ROGERS

Early BYRNE art describes the Bat as athletically proportioned and not overly muscular. The Bat relied on his intelligence and his cunning even more than his physical strength. As the Bat got older he became more stocky and built up. I like the looks of the dark detective from BYRNE’s pencil. I’d like to see his interpretation of the Bat from the Dark Knight Returns era.

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Even his Batgirl interpretation is sharper than hell…

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